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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-07-10, 07:41 |
VladimirIllyichLenin 
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 I'm so fucking horny
I just watched a Jean Benet Ramsey documentary on tv and I just popped a diamond cutter. I need a way to tame this boner without masturbation(my parents are in my room). PLEASE HELP, I DON't KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN LAST.
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#2
2004-07-10, 07:44 |
Evolution of A Saint
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Re: I'm so fucking horny
1)go to the kitchen
2)get a knife from the knife board, you're parents won't suspect a thing.
3)proceed to the bathroom,
4) and cut your dick off,you sick fuck.
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#3
2004-07-10, 07:47 |
VladimirIllyichLenin
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Re: I'm so fucking horny
Listen asshole, the clock is ticking. I did not ask for your retarded flames I asked for advice.
I sincerely hope your family dies when you need them the most.
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#4
2004-07-10, 07:48 |
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: I'm so fucking horny
Tell your mother "Mother, please leave, I need to masturbate". She might even join in.
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#5
2004-07-10, 07:54 |
Acid-Killer
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Re: I'm so fucking horny
Ask your dad to pump your handle.
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#6
2004-07-10, 07:54 |
The Cooler King
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Re: I'm so fucking horny
With Gusto!
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#7
2004-07-10, 08:02 |
crazedmonkey373
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Re: I'm so fucking horny
Just wait, and think about somethin non-sexual, maybe even a bit gross.
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#8
2004-07-10, 08:47 |
doctorWTF
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Re: I'm so fucking horny
you could just pretend you have to shitand go to the bathroom...
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#9
2004-07-10, 17:09 |
[G-Prime]
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Re: I'm so fucking horny
Spill a jug of icewater on your crotch. Or think of cold showers. both of those tend to aid in getting rid of a boner.
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#10
2004-07-10, 17:18 |
Green Lantern
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Re: I'm so fucking horny
Just whip it out and go at it. If your mom says anything, interrupt, saying "Bitch! this is my room! If you don't like it, leave!".
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#11
2004-07-10, 17:18 |
Trench Coat Mafia
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Re: I'm so fucking horny
or non sexual things...well, everything has a way of turning sexual...anyway..dead dogs
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