Ok, I am SERIOUSLY going to get it for this one, rightfully so..

Things Falling Apart

Since this is pretty much my "home" forum, I uh, just wanted anyone who was wondering to know that I'm gone because my DSL line is fistfucked, thanks to my incompetent bishopflogging ISP and it's screwupery. Long story short, that's why I've been gone for a few days, and why I'll be pretty damn scarce around here for another week, probably, until things are fixed. So yes, that's it, a completely irrelevant post which I am terribly, terribly ashamed of myself for. No, seriously: I fucking hate posting in the wrong forums. Cindy, Mojo, Psycho, I am so sorry. If I could waste the 3 seconds or so it takes to deal with this thread for you, I would. Please go easy on me? I'm a bleeder...Well, not really, but still, it'd suck if you all started hating on me 'n' shit. Anyway, no more rambling...I'd like to stay, but ev-er-y day, everything puu-shes me farther a-way...

DID YOU BRING THE PLASTIC MEN?!?!

/Me points speargun at S&A

-Bleedthrough/Infrared, waiting for the flames...

/Me sits against wall and plays a sad song on the trumpet

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Sweet.. No infra for a while.

Who gives a fuck?!

Any reason you posted the EULA for a blizzard game?

Because he's an idiot, but whats worse is that I know that it is the Diable 2 T&Cs

a friend of mine once swallowed some opium pills. he tried to teach the orange monkey that lives in my roof to whistle

I sure some people did/will miss you.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder...unless of course you explain and beg for leniency and pretty much apologize for it before it happens. Then it makes the heart lose interest/respect.

(I am not talking about the original post by any means. Just some free relationship advice to try to help out poor old BleedingInfra keep this thread where he wants it.)

Lol gprime

Easy, my friend (I'm tryin', anyway), I'm not SERIOUSLY kowtowing here and begging for forgiveness; I thought the Salton Sea shit and my usual informality towards the end made that clear. Heh. Not that I'm being irreverent or anything to the mods; just that I'm not on my knees begging. I'm only doing the usual shit, for better or worse.

And by the way, I'm back for a couple hours, and I'm full of venom, passion and stories to tell, so get your flames ready, fuckers! Time to catch up, now. Lilly a mod of SpurGen..Holy shit! Cool. Now maybe I can post there again; I can tell you that she's going to straighten that wasteland out; wash the windows of the wrecked train, if you will. That's a dig at Spurious, btw, not Lilly. =)

To the Batcave!

Oh, and I'll get rid of this thread eventually, if a mod doesn't lock it first, so no worries.

-Bleedthrough: Wondering if MS-D saw his attempt to make amends, and if the "G" in G-prime stands for "God was drunk when he made me"

Yes dirty crackwhore methhead will be actually using his tweaker brain to do something other than sit at his damn computer.

Try paying your BILLS.

Heheh, sage words. Paid 'em up for the month just like always, and with cash left to put a Colt Mk. IV 1911 pistol JUST like the one I already carry on layaway; gonna pick it up next Friday

...I admit it: I bought it just because I want twin guns, one for each hand, to go out and have immature (but safe, of course) fun with, because shooting two semi-auto handguns at once all Hollywood-style is funner than fuck. Waste of ammo (until I get good at it; you wait and see!), really immature, frowned upon by most shooters (but they all enjoy it in secret), but goddamnit..It kicks ass. I did it with a Glock model 20 (10mm) and Heckler & Koch USP (.45 auto); not as fun, since they didn't kick equally, but still cool. "POW!" goes the HK, "BOOM!!" went the Glock; oh man, I miss those two. Oh, and it sucks with revolvers. Old cowboy-ass, 12"-barreled single-actions are the only exception.

Huh, bills..Oh, yeah, all paid in full, as usual, even though checking patient histories, mixing up oral and IV/IM/SC solutions at precise concentrations with various fluids, fetching single-dose vials of Demerol and Versed, or OxyContin in pill form (no shit), and other such duties that make me wonder why I shot for an advanced degree for 12 hours, at least a good 4 times a week, and sitting on my ass when I'm not busy (which is often, lately) in my labcoat, reading Maxim, FHM, Time and American Rifleman is SO hard; oh my god, making ends meet is just hell. Sometimes, I like, accidentally spill my drink on my bright-white labcoat! That shit is SO hard to fucking clean. And oh god, the meth; the meth! Using it even less than once a week by pure willpower, and buying it by the hundred-sack about every 3 1/2 weeks is just eating away my cash. I actually had to buy generic asspaper instead of Charmin once! And normal Oreos, instead of double-stuf! That is starving, to me. Shit, life at [EDIT: My decent mid-class salary] a year is just hellish..

Oh, and crack is for niggers.

[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 07-12-2004).]

So did you do anything appearance wise? Cut your hair perhaps?

You know, that whole thread a while back.

YAY!! Let the celebrations be-fucking-gin!!! Shitstain, you dont know how much you just made my day! Thank you!

"bishopflogging."

That is the greatest thing I’ve heard all week.

Apart from this porno we found on a blokes computer that had some redneck put his whole foot in a woman and then said to her "I told your boyfriend I was gonna train you like a fucking pig."

That was also fucking funny.

quote:Originally posted by ftwchriso:

So did you do anything appearance wise? Cut your hair perhaps?

You know, that whole thread a while back.

Thanks for being civil. I think. Right? If so, cool - I have no real problem with you. Flamewars just kind of pass the time. If not; well, you already know. Wanna call it a truce, and shit?

Oh, and the hair: All I've tried so far is volumizing the fuck out of it. I did that just today, in fact. Same general style, but I straightened the curly/wavy parts by blow-dryer, and blow-dried the rest from underneath. Gelled that shit the TINIEST bit, because of fucking humid-air frizz, then sprayed to keep it down. I fucking hate trying to get the frizz down without killing the volume.

Yes, that sounds extremely metro/feminine/homo. Nothing I can say at all; gotta try everything. Learned my tricks from Kelly, by the way, but never applied them to myself.

It turned out pretty damn good.

Probably going to hack some off soon and go for a different look. No idea what. Oh, and I tried some of those high V-neck T-shirts (not sleeveless). Ironically, they cling to me and make me look EXTREMELY emaciated, unlike wifebeaters and other shirts...Fucking weird. Still ok, though. Fucking HOT, however (made of some kind of plasticine fabric-like shit; polywhoknowswhatethefuck and cotton, or something).

Oh, and yes, I'm being a prick and braggart about my job. I'm going to delete some of that post. My salary kicks ass for just me and half the Tweaker (he isn't too expensive; I'd say him and his gf cost an average extra $85 or so per week; that's it. He chips in plenty, remember. They can conserve electricity and shit well, too), but in all fairness, it wouldn't be adequate enough to support a family. I'll have to either find a more lucrative job elsewhere or shoot for my MD soon here and become an underworked, overpaid Pharmacist before that time comes (and it will. And yes, my shit will be fixed before it does.)

...But I have to say: College and hard-earned degrees REALLY fucking pay off - they ain't exaggerating.



[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 07-12-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by catgirl:

YAY!! Let the celebrations be-fucking-gin!!! Shitstain, you dont know how much you just made my day! Thank you!



For some reason, I'd REALLY enjoy shooting a nice, thick stream of jizz all over your face. I mean, really. Bet I can hit your third chin from across the garage!

EDIT - Typos!

Argh. You make my day. I think it's best that we seperate, I'm getting unhealthy in this relationship. We don't want this to escalate, that could turn ugly. Let's say,

"To all the cybertimes we've shared, and to all that could have been, it all turns to shit in the end."

[This message has been edited by KidKelko (edited 07-12-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:



For some reason, I'd REALLY enjoy shooting a nice, thick stream of jizz all over your face. I mean, really. Bet I can hit your third chin from across the garage!

Grow a dick...and i'm not fat..

quote:Originally posted by catgirl:

Grow a dick...and i'm not fat..

I don't want to grow any more dick, because my jeans can only handle so much.

And I know you're not fat. Just like my hair's short. Look - cheesecake! BING! (http://www.slimfast.com)

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

I don't want to grow any more dick, because my jeans can only handle so much.

And I know you're not fat. Just like my hair's short. Look - cheesecake! BING! (http://www.slimfast.com)

If you have a dick I'm sure it is quite small..

And cut you're fucking hair, you look like the biggest pussy! You're gay, get a fucking life, and a decent fucking gun!

quote:Originally posted by catgirl:

If you have a dick I'm sure it is quite small..

And cut you're fucking hair, you look like the biggest pussy! You're gay, get a fucking life, and a decent fucking gun!



Yeah infra haven't you heard having sex with women is GAY. Also having a penis makes you a PUSSY. and a USP is a PUSSY gun.

Heheh, yeah, HK's suck pretty damn bad...>snickers<

I think I'll send her that one shot of Mr. Jones lying next to a ruler. I'll have to laminate it, though.

I'd vastly enjoy slamming my rod into her cervix. Lesson in humility!