-Who would it be?

-Why them?

-Where would it take place?

Other details aren't necessary unless you're mind numbingly bored.

Hmmmmm. Are you busy?

Otherwise probably one of the servers that I've

had my eye on. There are some lovely areas

not to far from my * Alien Friendly Bar *, here

in Tycho City, Luna.

Have you ever made the passionate Luff in just

1/6 Normal Gravity? It beats the heck out of the Zero Gravity of True Space. Zero G makes it hardly worthwhile...no matter who you're with.

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A)Kate Beckinsale

B)Because she's flawless and cultured

C)In a gigantic pool filled with honey

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Hmmmmm. Are you busy?

Otherwise probably one of the servers that I've

had my eye on. There are some lovely areas

not to far from my * Alien Friendly Bar *, here

in Tycho City, Luna.

Have you ever made the passionate Luff in just

1/6 Normal Gravity? It beats the heck out of the Zero Gravity of True Space. Zero G makes it hardly worthwhile...no matter who your with.

Why me?

And no haha I can't say I've experienced 'Luff' in 1/6 Normal Gravity. Sounds exciting, though ...

Dave Grohl

Because he's really hot, he seems very intelligent and funny, and I read an interview where he mentioned he loves giving oral sex

Every room in my new house

A) Salma Hayek

B) <A HREF="http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v13/RagingPussy/salma-hayek39.jpg">http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v13/RagingPussy/salma-hayek39.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v13/RagingPussy/salma-hayek39.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> !!!!

C) Giant tub of tapioca pudding

-rage

Amy Robach

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Why you? Well you're apparently not too busy, right now. Though maybe because you're probably starting to think about bedtime.

I likes a girl who wants to go to bed.

You want to go to bed before too long...go on admit it.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Why you? Well you're apparently not too busy, right now. Though maybe because you're probably starting to think about bedtime.

I likes a girl who wants to go to bed.

You want to go to bed before too long...go on admit it.

haha uh ... yeah I am planning to go to bed soon actually. That's wierd.

You see? We are already starting to move in synch. Except...you: already for bed...& me I'm gonna cut the lawn...if it don't start to rain.

Though, it be getting long enough that it's gotta be done...come hell or high dauwter.

1) keira knightly

2) sexy, nice accent.

3) in a spa with fancy rose petals and scented stuffs on an island in the caribbean. arrrrr.

or blonde beckinsale.

quote:Originally posted by soul_assassin_girl:

-Who would it be?

-Why them?

-Where would it take place?

Other details aren't necessary unless you're mind numbingly bored.

- Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes

- Because they're both fucking gorgeous, so them together is like "instant blown load"

- Where.. hmm.. Some beach in the carribean or something. I'd have to give it some thought. Maybe just go to every wonder of the world, fuck them in a mind blowing 3 some, and then continue on the trip.

Ok I'm rambling. *runs away*

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quote:Originally posted by [G-Prime]:

- Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes

- Because they're both fucking gorgeous, so them together is like "instant blown load"

- Where.. hmm.. Some beach in the carribean or something. I'd have to give it some thought. Maybe just go to every wonder of the world, fuck them in a mind blowing 3 some, and then continue on the trip.

Ok I'm rambling. *runs away*

Edit* Can't beleive I spelt beach wrong.. I'm losing it..

a-Jenifer Newell

B- BEcause she's fuckin amazing

c- Probably at the beach...

A) s_a_g

B) Because I thought we got on great and she's teh hot. Plus, she's never had pineapple upside down cake. I could change that... Hooray for caek.

C) Umm...playground.

1. avril lavrirnge

2. if i have my cock in her mouth, she can't sing.....

3. in the mouth

1) the lead singer of A-Ha

2) because 20 years ago, he was mega hot with a mega gorgeous voice

3) where? more like when- the 80's, and in his massive mansion on a bed so big you need a road map....and we'd use all the space on the bed eventually.....

1) Elisha Cuthbert

2) Thats why (http://home.iprimus.com.au/bhersey/wallpaper/elisha.cuthbert.collage.1024.jpg)

2) Probably somewhere public, like the Superbowl, or Times Square. So I can brag about it.

1) kelly brook

2)cos shes got a hot....personality

3) on a trampoline

I would probably have to say

who? this really good looking hobo I see at the bus stop everyday.

why? Because he has sad eyes. He looks as though his life has been really hard on him. People who have had a hard life tend to be good, and they tend to be cuddlers, in my experience. Plus he's got a great physique, great hair, and looks kinda grungy.

where? I dont know...since i see him at the bus stop, it might be convinient

1. Queen Elizabeth

2. Shes the queen. Sex with queen super cool too bad shes really old and ugly.

3. Infront of every person in England. Hate English people who think that England is better then US.

On a more serious note. Dude Britny Spears come on its Britny and infront of lots of people. For mad braggin rigts. Of yes Britny ummmm doughnut.

Who? -My neighbor.

Why? -Daaaaamn!

Where? -Her house.

Nokio

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quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:

I would probably have to say

who? this really good looking hobo I see at the bus stop everyday.

why?

A million reasons why not to...

HIV, Hep B, Hep C, gonorrhoea, chlamydia, genital warts...

sorry but ppl with a hard life grow ugly problems.

1. A girl I know (see my old topics where I bitch about women being evil and manipulative; that's her).

2. Because I can't.

3. Wherever.

quote:- Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes

Remember when amanda bynes was like 7 on All That? That's the mental image I have stuck in my head forever more.

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I know. It's a real shame too. Plus, there's plenty other non sexual problems that are the ramifications of having sex with the hard life people. It's not like I make a habit out of sleeping with hobos or anything...its just if i could have sex with anyone in the world right now, it would be him...its okay to think about when i know its not going to happen right? :-p

Dagmara Dominczyk

Anywhere she wants...

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In case you aren't sure who she is...

Who?- <A HREF="http://www.fao.lv/sm-info/graph/mains/big/mars.jpg">http://www.fao.lv/sm-info/graph/mains/big/mars.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.fao.lv/sm-info/graph/mains/big/mars.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> Well, you know, if she was alive/a real person.

Why?-Uhm. I don't know.

Where?-Just about anywhere.

(Yes, I know I have some kind of problem.)

1) Madonnna

2) She seems to be experienced

3) In front of her kids

quote:Originally posted by 09373473:

Who?- <A HREF="http://www.fao.lv/sm-info/graph/mains/big/mars.jpg">http://www.fao.lv/sm-info/graph/mains/big/mars.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.fao.lv/sm-info/graph/mains/big/mars.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> Well, you know, if she was alive/a real person.

Why?-Uhm. I don't know.

Where?-Just about anywhere.

(Yes, I know I have some kind of problem.)

It's the whole costume thing, isn't it?

You do have an advantage, since I'm sure they make animated porn with sailor moon characters...whereas most of these other people can only fantasize.

Hahah.

Oh, and me?

...Angelina Jolie.

why? Because she's gorgeous and bisexual, so at least I have a chance.

where? anywhere. on a movie set..haha.

or Johnny Depp, if he was a little younger.

Why? because he's sexy.

where? Disneyland, in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. We'd both have pirate costumes on.

My ex.

Why? She's still the most beautiful girl in the world to me.

Where? Somewhere nice, quiet, and romantic.

a) My ex.

b) Because I can't.

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Damn she is so hot!

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I just have the image of her from Pete & Pete kind of stuck in my head, but beyond that, she's hot as fuck. Ever seen Eurotrip?

-my friend/neighbor. her name is Tara. i dont even konw her last name.

-because i cant. shes the hotest girl ive ever seen. and after sitting behind her (nice view of her thongs) in political science for 4 1/2 months, i have a boner that wont go away.

-anywhere but my house. i hate this place.

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Removing ALL of my usual emotionalisms in the spirit of lightheartedness:

-Jamie Lynn DiScala. ROWR!

-Why NOT? LOOK AT HER! Unf! UNF! (But seriously; I bet she loves being manhandled. A.J. DiScala, you lucky motherfucker.)

-With Sofia Coppola



No, she ain't the only one; just one of many, many. And no, not all are Italian, either. J.L. DiScala's maiden name is Sigler, actually..Anyone read Maxim? "Nice Jewish Girl" my ass! Oy, let me show you my Hebrew National! It ain't Kosher, but you're gonna eat it anyway!

Oh, and having said that, I'd definitely bang you too, SA girl. Why? The hotness, and the candor. Where? Hmm..Recliner chair, kitchen counter, or the hood of the '78 Firebird I used to have. Just to name a few.

..."Age difference"? WHAT age difference?



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-CHRISTINA AGUILERA

- cause she moves great and likes it dirrrrrty and ruff (really!)

- with her ebnt over the bed and me smokin a cuban while my dick plunges into the wettness and damp soft,shaved vagina

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

[B]

Oh, and having said that, I'd definitely bang you too, SA girl. Why? The hotness, and the candor. Where? Hmm..Recliner chair, kitchen counter, or the hood of the '78 Firebird I used to have. Just to name a few.

..."Age difference"? WHAT age difference?

[B]

If I knew how to do the "eye pop" smiley, it would be in this post, haha.

P.S. I don't know if you saw this in another thread, but check this out Infra: http://members.cox.net/stegokitty/dsotr_pages/dsotr.htm

a) Tom Delonge and Janine Lindemulder (the pornstar in the nurses outfit)

b) They're fucking SEXY!!

c)in a pool full of Jelly..

Jim Morrison.

Do I need to explain?

Wherever he wants.

About a million chicks. Damn anime characters are hot *toilet papers himself up*

Okay. One chick. Real.

I'd kind of like this girl in my class, I haven't seen her for a while and abscence makes the heart grow fucking fonder.

If it were one celebrity. Humminah. I'd hesitate to say Donald Trump's wife (the new one). Orrr.. Hilary Duff. Yup Hilary Duff.

Anywhere really. A clean white double bed would be perfect and I need long cuddling afterwards, holding her in my arms, both of us happy as we'd ever be.

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Either her, or:

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quote:Originally posted by :tru:

&lt;A HREF="http://home.comcast.net/~tru_souljer/kai/yulia2.jpg"&gt; <A HREF="http://home.comcast.net/~tru_souljer/kai/yulia2.jpg">http://home.comcast.net/~tru_souljer/kai/yulia2.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://home.comcast.net/~tru_souljer/kai/yulia2.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> &lt;/A&gt;



So that's why you wanted a penis.. you're a lesbian!!

Either her, or:

&lt;A HREF="http://home.comcast.net/~tru_souljer/kaira/wintermute.jpg"&gt; <A HREF="http://home.comcast.net/~tru_souljer/kaira/wintermute.jpg">http://home.comcast.net/~tru_souljer/kaira/wintermute.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://home.comcast.net/~tru_souljer/kaira/wintermute.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> &lt;/A&gt;

Without doubt, Mariah Carey. I'm an audiophile, and hearing that squealing 4th at 2800 hz while I'm bustin....Oh God.

Besides that, her gorgeous hips are evidence of fertility, the oldest criterion for choice of a mate.

no idea

A- Jennifer Love Hewitt

B-

http://silverbow.dwec.org/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt/JenniferLoveHewitt01.jpg

c-Anywhere but my house

Oh I dunno. That one soul assassin girl is kinda cute.

quote:Originally posted by freedom_zero:

Oh I dunno. That one soul assassin girl is kinda cute.

She is?

Lemme seeee...

Milla Jovovich

Because http://www.zothike.com/zothike2/jovo016.jpg

and because I've been in love with her ever since seeing 5th Element when I was 12.

On a bed on a beach in the Caribian right at sunset....god she is hot.

Elf: They don't call him "The Lizard King" for nothing.

"Take it as it comes..BITCH!"