Well, i have been recently promised that i am going to get layed tomorrow so hooray for me. yes i am still a virgin, i am 15 years old. To complete the mission, i will have to cheat on my prude girlfriend, which just makes me laugh, because she will never find out and it will be great. Anyways, this chick is not a virgin so hopefully i dont , well, "suck". Oh well, its exp. and im stoked. Any tips or pointers?

why don't you just dump your prude girlfriend beforehand so you aren't a COMPLETE piece of shit?

you know what, that is actually a great idea, cuz she PROMISED me a bj and i didnt see Nuthin. I won't feel like a shit head at all when i do cheat on her, but i am gonna dump her for the fun of it...thx for idea

You'd better find other reasons quick for being an ass to your girlfriend besides not getting a bj, Or everyone here will think your a piece of shit. Stop trying to sound like a player when you just admitted that your a virgin. Fag.

quote:Originally posted by jacktharippa 34:

you know what, that is actually a great idea, cuz she PROMISED me a bj and i didnt see Nuthin. I won't feel like a shit head at all when i do cheat on her, but i am gonna dump her for the fun of it...thx for idea

Needless to say, you're an asshole.

The girl's probably just fucking you because she wants dick and doesn't give a shit what the dick's attached to.

I hope you do "suck" - which you probably will. Karma, my friend - Karma.

I hope he dumps his girlfriend then doesnt end up getting any of the new girl. That would be funny as fuck, you gotta post if that happens.

Watch out for herpes.

quote:Originally posted by soul_assassin_girl:

Needless to say, you're an asshole.

The girl's probably just fucking you because she wants dick and doesn't give a shit what the dick's attached to.

I hope you do "suck" - which you probably will. Karma, my friend - Karma.

Couldn't agree more.

jacktharippa 34 dont listen to all these people being dicks. good for you cheat on your girlfriend and if you get an STD give it to your prude gf. It would be funny. Trust me

Dicks hes excited cause hes ganna get some why you have to be mean about it.=)

LoL all the people above are just girls that have been cheated on. hahaha theres no such thing as karma



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Go for it...when u fuck this girl make sure u cum on her face...dont tell her...just do it cuz they like being surprised with things like that...also remember that "No" really means "Yes"...if she starts just make sure u get to finish the job...

Wow dude, that's madd fucked up. It shouldn't all be for sex. But yea, go for it, I mean shit if you already don't like her then break up with her, why are you still with her? Shit if you're willing to break up with her over sex, there's gotta be something else wrong, then go ahead break up with her, get your dick wet, and uhh yea. If there isn't anything else wrong then you are a sick fuck.

go for it little dude. the first girl i fucked had was the village bicycle. great fun and she taught me a thing or five.

You're my hero Mr Rippa.

quote:Originally posted by jacktharippa 34:

Well, i have been recently promised that i am going to get layed tomorrow so hooray for me. yes i am still a virgin, i am 15 years old. To complete the mission, i will have to cheat on my prude girlfriend, which just makes me laugh, because she will never find out and it will be great. Anyways, this chick is not a virgin so hopefully i dont , well, "suck". Oh well, its exp. and im stoked. Any tips or pointers?

You'll regret that.

You, hopefully should break up with her before you had sex with someone else. THats low to go and cheat. How would you feel if you were cheated on then broken up with the next day?

quote:Well, i have been recently promised that i am going to get layed tomorrow so hooray for me. yes i am still a virgin, i am 15 years old. To complete the mission, i will have to cheat on my prude girlfriend, which just makes me laugh, because she will never find out and it will be great. Anyways, this chick is not a virgin so hopefully i dont , well, "suck". Oh well, its exp. and im stoked. Any tips or pointers?

Congratulations, you are well on your way to fufilling the stereotype.

/PimpSlap

Grow up. Cheating doesn't make you cool. If you want to be a real man, talk to your gf and figure out why "you aren't getting any" and resolve the problem.

Another loser taking the easy way out. /puke

Nokio

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nokio:

[B] Congratulations, you are well on your way to fufilling the stereotype.

/PimpSlap

Grow up. Cheating doesn't make you cool. If you want to be a real man, talk to your gf and figure out why "you aren't getting any" and resolve the problem.

Another loser taking the easy way out. /puke

Dont listen to Nokio just mad cause some shit happened to her/him.

Cheating is not cool its necessary. Think about this guys can have sex and want to have sex almost everyday. Women no matter as horny as they are simply cant and wont at least not the way man can. And you dont want to day a slut. So you date the prude cause you like hanging out with her or you want to marry a virgin, whatever and you have your fun on the side. What they dont know cant hurt them.

Explain to me how cheating on his g/f is a safer route for saving whatever he has with her than trying to work things out with her so they can develop some sort of sex-life in their relationship?

The only think that irks me is that he already has the mentality of "if I can't get it from you, I'll get it somewhere else" which isn't healthy to have in a relationship you want to keep. (and I assume he does since he mentioned his g/f won't find out)

All I see is:

"I want sex now."

"No."

/cheats

Seems rather childish to me but to each his own.

Nokio

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:



Dont listen to Nokio just mad cause some shit happened to her/him.

Cheating is not cool its necessary. Think about this guys can have sex and want to have sex almost everyday. Women no matter as horny as they are simply cant and wont at least not the way man can. And you dont want to day a slut. So you date the prude cause you like hanging out with her or you want to marry a virgin, whatever and you have your fun on the side. What they dont know cant hurt them.

Somehow I doubt you have any experience with women, sexually. You're too pussy to even break up with your girlfriend properly. (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/008626.html)

Good advice. I'm sure you'll be married and divorced by 23.

quote:Originally posted by Genesis:

Somehow I doubt you have any experience with women, sexually. You're too pussy to even break up with your girlfriend properly. (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/008626.html)

Good advice. I'm sure you'll be married and divorced by 23.

You had to throw that in my face didnt you? Didnt you Genesis? Anyways your doubts dont concern me every moron has a right to his opinion, even you Genesis.

First of all if you had read into my thread properly you would had understood that I have no need to break up with my gf I just needed some ideas on what to do with a long distance relationship. And again moron if you have read my thread instead of criticizing it you would have known that Iam not planing on marring her and no time soon either. In fact I want to try out as many girls as I need to figure out what I really want before getting married. There for Iam telling this kid to try things out not be stuck with a prude and If he likes her why not keep her around tpp? Diffrence does it really make all it is is social norm and fuck that. Its all out the window do what you need or want to do you live once. And I know the women on this form are going to hate that and you yourself Genesis are probably on of them but its a fact men are horny. Why discourage him from getting laid?



[This message has been edited by Tikolx333 (edited 07-09-2004).]