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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-07-09, 09:17
moonlapsed moonlapsed is offline
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Default Can't last long enough? Orgasm way too soon?

quote:Originally posted by Tabiba:

lemme tell you something kid: the minute you succeed in getting hard and getting it in her, you're going to go "ooph!" and cum within half a milisecond, and she's just going to roll her eyes and wonder for the thousandth time what you're so uptight about.I never really thought about this. Is this what most guys have experienced their first time(s)? Does this really happen? Is it common?
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Old 2004-07-09, 10:19
The gURu The gURu is offline
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Default Re: Can't last long enough? Orgasm way too soon?

You better believe it.

I 'heard' of something worse:

Sex, two thrusts, so excited, convulsed his dick out of her, cum on her stomach.

How embarassing for 'him'.
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Old 2004-07-09, 13:24
SilentKill SilentKill is offline
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Default Re: Can't last long enough? Orgasm way too soon?

him = you ?
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Old 2004-07-09, 16:50
afrodeeziak87 afrodeeziak87 is offline
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the trick is, to eat the pussy on a different occasion, so she knows that if you come to quick, she has something to fall back on.

but if you can last long enough to make her come with plain fuckin, then your reward is no need for pussy easy.

lucky you.
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Old 2004-07-09, 17:20
ciucciami_il_cazzo ciucciami_il_cazzo is offline
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Default Re: Can't last long enough? Orgasm way too soon?

yea, that's what I was about to say, just keep her satisfied until you get another hard on, it will come.
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Old 2004-07-09, 21:08
NewRage NewRage is offline
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quote:Originally posted by moonlapsed:

I never really thought about this. Is this what most guys have experienced their first time(s)? Does this really happen? Is it common?

Actually most guys last longest on their first time... at least that's what I have heard... (I only had my first time once...)
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Old 2004-07-09, 22:16
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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Default Re: Can't last long enough? Orgasm way too soon?

If you're that uptight why not masturbate 1/2 - 1 hour before the "main event".
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Old 2004-07-10, 06:23
thequin88 thequin88 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

If you're that uptight why not masturbate 1/2 - 1 hour before the "main event".

DO NOT MASTURBATE BEFORE HAND, that ruins the whole point, if you 'bate before and you last long, it sets a standard, a standard that cannot be beat, unless you go a second round
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Old 2004-07-10, 06:37
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its not that u come to soon,its just that girls come to late :P
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Old 2004-07-10, 07:25
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You have to be shitting me, just because Tabiba picked a 'guy' who cant control his load doesnt mean we're all like that. If you orgasm too quick, go back home and masturbate until you get the hang of being a man.
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Old 2004-07-10, 22:08
[G-Prime] [G-Prime] is offline
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Everyone is different. Seeing as I don't get uptight/nervous about much, I was fine and we both came after about 30-40 minutes or so. So don't expect to reasure youreself with other peoples experiences, because they mean nothing to your performance. Just pay attention to making your woman happy. It's not about who lasts longer.
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Old 2004-07-11, 02:28
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quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

You have to be shitting me, just because Tabiba picked a 'guy' who cant control his load doesnt mean we're all like that. If you orgasm too quick, go back home and masturbate until you get the hang of being a man.



ur obiovusly a women because a real man would never say such things
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Old 2004-07-11, 02:32
[G-Prime] [G-Prime] is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MrVitrol:



ur obiovusly a women because a real man would never say such things

And a real man would use such idiocy in his posts as "ur"? I think not. And I do beleive the sentence "You have to be shitting me, just because Tabiba picked a 'guy' who cant control his load doesnt mean we're all like that." simply states that he is indeed a man. Otherwise why say "we're not all like that"
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Old 2004-07-11, 02:51
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and u must be his gimp slave.
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Old 2004-07-11, 04:58
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You must be retarded
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Old 2004-07-11, 05:21
letsnukechina letsnukechina is offline
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You're all idiots.
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Old 2004-07-11, 20:41
ashy larry ashy larry is offline
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My friend's ex bf and her were fuckign and she said that he thrusted once and got off on 4 occasions
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Old 2004-07-11, 21:02
The Misfit The Misfit is offline
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then he was a weak fucking lay.
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Old 2004-07-11, 21:34
DeadlyAssassin DeadlyAssassin is offline
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my first time... i lasted extremely long. like a good 45 minutes.
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Old 2004-07-11, 21:59
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quote:Originally posted by The Misfit:

then he was a weak fucking lay.



misfit spends too much time with a DILDO
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Old 2004-07-15, 07:04
SKS_7.62 SKS_7.62 is offline
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I have a sure-fire way to help you control it. Whenever I think im about to cum, I start thinking of something totally opposite. For me, I really love cars. If I'm on the verge, I start thinking about cars. I just start thinking of engines and turbo chargers and shit. Personally, I think of the 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a blower. Well I hope that helps.
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Old 2004-07-15, 07:20
start_today start_today is offline
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The average guy lasts 2 minutes or so.
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Old 2004-07-15, 07:38
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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quote:Originally posted by DeadlyAssassin:

my first time... i lasted extremely long. like a good 45 minutes.

Right. Also ur 13 and ur pensi is 10" long and u want 2 kno if dat's 2 short, and ur 6'4" and 200lbs and can bench 200lbs right?

Lying on the internet is easy, dumb ass. And it's even easier to detect a lie on the internet than it is in real life.
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Old 2004-07-15, 22:36
666lucifer666 666lucifer666 is offline
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pwn3d
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Old 2004-07-15, 22:44
watchmeburn watchmeburn is offline
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Default Re: Can't last long enough? Orgasm way too soon?

I lasted about 3 mins my first time, there was a lot of foreplay.
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Old 2004-07-16, 00:07
J-Beth J-Beth is offline
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All these people saying they last 30 minutes I really really hope ur lieing because when i mastrubate i usually get off in 3-5 minutes. Maybe im just fucked up but i hope that with some good pussy lickin before hand that will be enough to satisfy my Girlfriend when the time comes. Oh yeah will it or am i fucked up?
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Old 2004-07-16, 00:12
trichocereus pachanoi trichocereus pachanoi is offline
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my girlfriend and me sometimes watch porn together and it really helps on recovery time. if i blow too soon, she helps me "get back on my feet" so to speak, but usually with the aid of porn flicks, we can go six or seven times in a night, but the last session is usually so tiring that i'm TRYING to blow as fast as i can.
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Old 2004-07-16, 06:28
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Default Re: Can't last long enough? Orgasm way too soon?

quote:Originally posted by SKS_7.62:

I have a sure-fire way to help you control it. Whenever I think im about to cum, I start thinking of something totally opposite. For me, I really love cars. If I'm on the verge, I start thinking about cars. I just start thinking of engines and turbo chargers and shit. Personally, I think of the 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a blower. Well I hope that helps.



you should be expecting this



with a BLOWER?!?

and with that out of the way

yeah just think of something else,it may be the cliche thing that everyone says,but its the cliche for a reason,it works well enough.use foreplay,get her very close to orgasm,then start yourself up,youll both cum at around the same time.
 
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