Ok my ex Broke up with me like a year ago to go with her cousin -_-' (No Joke!) and anyway every time she talks to me she jsut blabs on about how much fun she had goin with me and how it was some of the best times of her life -_-'....

How do I get her to fuck off and not throw a fit and tell everybody I'm a big ass hole 0_o?

It was a year ago and you still talked to her after leaving you for her cousin? I've had something similar, I would suggest you ask her about tell her "I honestly don't care to hear how much fun you had with me, you left me, you ruined it." Who cares if she starts yapping about how big of an ass you are? Just release the little fact she went out with her cousin, that alone should fuck over any credability she may or may not have had.

c2

u still like her, if not you would of pulled a pirate and said something like "bitch you wanna be a fucking buddy".

Stab her with a cork screw, it's the only way.