I'm sorry but their such a hassle sayin wait a minute let me put on this condom as I'm about to fuck or something.

If condom companies really care they should make a hand-held condom machine that put on your condom for u in a sec. It would really help.

Your thoughts?

P.S.If any company makes this machine after I post this, I am gonna go beat their ass, and get copyright priveleges. Or at least some money...

Don't you think it would be easier just to roll the condom on with your hand? A clunky piece of machinery to do it for me seems a little dangerous. It seems to ask for headlines reading: Man's Penis Decapitated in Freak Condom Machine Accident.

Sounds like the perfect chindogu. (http://www.chindogu.com/chindogu/tenents.html)

quote:Originally posted by Unwyred:

Don't you think it would be easier just to roll the condom on with your hand? A clunky piece of machinery to do it for me seems a little dangerous.

I said Hand-Held dumbass!

As for "Man's Penis Decapitated in Freak Condom Machine Accident."

That makes my day.

Yes hand held. As in a clunky machine that you hold in your hand. I say use your hand. It eliminates the middle man without any undesired reconstructive surgery later on

Thats almost as lazy as the guy who trained his dog to open and close to fridge to deliver the owner a beer. Well the dog things actually cool...

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I don't really know what to say to such a stupid thread.. Anyone who has to bitch about something as simple as putting on a condom, doesn't deserve to have sex alltogether. It's painfully simple. ROLL IT THE FUCK ON. What are you idiots doing wrong here? Using tweezers to pull it on? Fuck people come on! Where's your pride? Practice with it if you're so damn imcompetent.

people are really getting lazy, so fucking lazy they wont go through the little hasle of putting on some rubber so they wont get someone pregnant and have sex.

OKay, I hate condoms. I can't ever get them on fast enough... I mean it is like a battle! I tried those trojan twisted kind and "just roll it down the shaft" does not work for me, I just have a thick you know what. And keeping a naked girl eager for sex waiting while i struggle to put on a condom is not my idea of a good night of sex. Any helpful ideas? Should i switch to the Magnums? I am so aggrevated!

quote:Originally posted by SuPeRyAn1227:

...I just have a thick you know what.

It's okay, you may say "penis" here. Or if that makes you uncomfortable, consult Woody's Wonderful World of Penis Euphemisms (http://www.starma.com/penis/penis.html).

Anywho, sure, Magnums or any large-size condom might help you with your problem. Also, practice makes perfect. Don't wait until you have a hot naked broad waiting for you to suit up.

"Hang on a second babe...before you get to experience my mad skills, I have to get out my hand-held condom applying machine because working with my penis is just so damn tricky...It's because I'm so wide and manly, I swear! You have never seen a machine like this before because no one is as wide as me.."

Uhh, why hasn't this retarded ass thread been closed? Eh, maybe I'm just a hardass.

Don't they teach you how to put a condom on at school? You loser.

quote:Originally posted by Loc Dogg:

Don't they teach you how to put a condom on at school? You loser.



Ahhh the old banna and condom routine...

"This is Mr. Peker and here's The Trojan portectingf him!"

LMAO

Good times my friends, good times....

Get her to put it on you with her mouth! That turns the chore into hardcore...

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Id like a handheld condom machine. Especially if it pleasured you in the process. It would be good for people with blood and machine fetishs. The Germans will get around to this eventually...

Lmao, first time, I tried putting it on backwards. I laughed, then we fucked, and it sucked. Then I waited a year, did it without a condom, felt great. Then got bitched at by my cousin who has a kid. So yea, I have to try it with a condom again. See if I can't get it to work good like.

quote:Originally posted by [eXo5]Metal:

Lmao, first time, I tried putting it on backwards. I laughed, then we fucked, and it sucked. Then I waited a year, did it without a condom, felt great. Then got bitched at by my cousin who has a kid. So yea, I have to try it with a condom again. See if I can't get it to work good like.

Yeah some feel shitty. But the ultra thin ones and the new warm sesations or something are supposed to be good. Just look for anything that say enhanced pleasure or some shit.

You pussies don't fuck right if the condom ruins the feel...either that or your women have gaping caves...or you have noodle dicks.