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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-07-06, 23:08
tootsieroll1 tootsieroll1 is offline
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Default i had sex with my teacher

well i am in grade 10 and i had a math teacher who was prob about 28 or 29 well my grades are not that good i think i have a 56 in thats class well anyway one day after school i seen her at her car and i missed the last 3 days so i asked for the work that i missed and when she bent over i said you have a nice ass and she was all offended and i was so embarresed i just said that but then she said whats your mark i said i think i have a 56 y? and she say well how would u like to get that to a 90 and i needed over a 70 or i would need to go to summer school cuz my dads a ass well anyway she invites me to come with her i said ok so before i know it we are at her house and she invites me in and from there well it all ended good if u know what i mean and 3 weeks later my mark was a 90 but wont some1 get suspious of my mark gonig from a 56-90 in 3 weeks.???
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Old 2004-07-06, 23:09
toast_and_bananas2002 toast_and_bananas2002 is offline
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You would have sex with your teacher..... a lil to eager to get your thing wet ehhh?
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Old 2004-07-06, 23:16
tootsieroll1 tootsieroll1 is offline
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Default Re: i had sex with my teacher

no she was fine and i get it lots so im not desperate
 #4 
Old 2004-07-06, 23:19
Memorex Memorex is offline
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How did you do her? Details...
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Old 2004-07-06, 23:33
F**k'n beaners F**k'n beaners is offline
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YEAH, evey students dream to nail a hot teacher. ur lucky cuz the only teacher to come on to me was my fugly math teacher. fuckin bitch should have sued. ha
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Old 2004-07-06, 23:53
tootsieroll1 tootsieroll1 is offline
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ok the details i was in here house and she offered me a drink and i declined cuz i wanted to get to y he brought me her and she said so u think i have a nice ass and i said yeah every1 dose and she was wearing a skirt and shes like u like my thong 2 and she lifted her skirt im like ya y wouldnt i your so hott and shes like well i know 1 way you can raise your marksand im like how nad she leaned over and kissed me so i was like sweet and we made out for like 10 min and then she undid my belt and got to work lol so after she sucked me off for mabye 5 min she started to undress i followed suit and started 2 so we were back on the couch and i was playing with her tits as she was riding me. well after mabye 1 1/2 hour of sex we finally finished up and she brought me a street from my house and thats about it but my question still is will any1 catch on that my marks went from 56-90 in 3 weeks
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Old 2004-07-07, 00:25
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No one knows what your marks are but her, until she submits the final grades to the office fo report cards or mid-report cards.
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Old 2004-07-07, 00:37
tootsieroll1 tootsieroll1 is offline
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ok so im good and know1 will know cuz ive screwed her like 6 times since this happend lol and i dont want that to end and i dont think any1 would
 #9 
Old 2004-07-07, 00:37
[-chaos-] [-chaos-] is offline
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HAHA ya right.

I still dream of nailing my school teachers and I left school 3 years ago!

Umm, god I'd have loved a bit of that!

Never happens in reality though!
 #10 
Old 2004-07-07, 00:49
tootsieroll1 tootsieroll1 is offline
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oh it dose happen im telling u right now u just got to say the wrong thing that leads to the rigth thing

[This message has been edited by tootsieroll1 (edited 07-07-2004).]
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Old 2004-07-07, 02:41
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Shut up, you're dumb, you didnt fuck your teacher. You're just copying from the kid in the news.
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Old 2004-07-07, 02:54
VladimirIllyichLenin VladimirIllyichLenin is offline
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Fuck you Tootsieroll, you gave me confidence and now I'm stuck with a restraining order.
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Old 2004-07-07, 04:02
tootsieroll1 tootsieroll1 is offline
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lol oh ya give me a link to this new article cuz i know of no "kid" this happend to in the news so post up a nice link for me to go look at this
 #14 
Old 2004-07-07, 04:06
technogeek technogeek is offline
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may i point out, its summer! how are you doing this now?
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Old 2004-07-07, 04:11
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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quote:Originally posted by tootsieroll1:

well i am in grade 10 and...blah blah blah, I'm a fucking Troll.

Yeah, you really expect us to believe this? I'm sorry, but I'm simply amazed that no one else has flamed this thread yet. Its people like you that dirty up the internet. So go away, or at least come up with a better story. And the spelling and grammar? Its all one huge sentence! Bah. This isn't worth getting all annoyed over.
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Old 2004-07-07, 04:12
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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You ought to see your english teacher and fuck her/him to pass any written tests...
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Old 2004-07-07, 04:22
Trench Coat Mafia Trench Coat Mafia is offline
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are you from oz?

anyway, to proove that you really plugged your math teacher, post some pics man...or something...
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Old 2004-07-07, 04:43
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quote:Originally posted by tootsieroll1:

no she was fine and i get it lots so im not desperate

I'm sure, do you talk like you type? Fucking Moron, who would believe this shit. You should really study/fuck a little harder to convince your english teacher to raise your grades. Either way, I'm pretty sure you haven't had sex, considering you can't even spell, and lets face it people, dumb people do NOT get laid.

[This message has been edited by thequin88 (edited 07-07-2004).]
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Old 2004-07-07, 04:52
tyrant87 tyrant87 is offline
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Well, we can tell why you have a 56 in that class. Considering you spell "does" like dose.

Dumbass.
 #20 
Old 2004-07-07, 04:53
thequin88 thequin88 is offline
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I'm suprised he can read
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Old 2004-07-07, 04:58
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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quote:Originally posted by thequin88:

and lets face it people, dumb people do NOT get laid.



wait wait...thats not true. I know this one dumb-shit guy who gets lots. sure, dumb people get laid, but its with even dumber people. people far too dumb to be teachers.

in the end, thequin88, you're still right, but he could have gotten some from one of the "special" students or something...just not a teacher.
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Old 2004-07-07, 05:26
FourUntoFive FourUntoFive is offline
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Great, that's good news to hear that the student is teaching the master.



Just make sure next time your grades need a certain boost, do the 56 year old male gym teacher who needs a bra.
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Old 2004-07-07, 05:30
Raiden85 Raiden85 is offline
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is your teacher a blow-up doll? oh yea, i had sex with britney spears last night too these 2 things have somthing in common:

THEY ARE BOTH A FAT FUCKING LOAD OF BULLSHIT!!!
 #24 
Old 2004-07-07, 05:58
whatatripthishasbeen whatatripthishasbeen is offline
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Okay

1. You must be really really fucking hot for a "fine" almost 30 year old teacher to wanna fuck you.

2. We should tell the cops

Hmm...IP.....Snatched!
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Old 2004-07-07, 06:12
tyrant87 tyrant87 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by tootsieroll1:

I'm a fat lying fuck. I never banged my teacher, in fact, I never banged ANYTHING. All I do is sit in my room, listening to my Britney Spears CDs and masturbating to my Hanson posters. I wish I HAD banged my teacher, but in reality, I'm just a shit-headed loser.



We couldn't agree more!
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Old 2004-07-07, 18:37
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quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

Yeah, you really expect us to believe this? I'm sorry, but I'm simply amazed that no one else has flamed this thread yet. Its people like you that dirty up the internet. So go away, or at least come up with a better story. And the spelling and grammar? Its all one huge sentence! Bah. This isn't worth getting all annoyed over.

im suprised aswell but then again most people must be bored with idiots like him...
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Old 2004-07-07, 19:28
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Default Re: i had sex with my teacher

After it was pointed out that it was summer, he stopped posting. Troll...
 
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