Okay, I just walked home from my friends house after getting completely stoned and I walked past my parents window and it was open...and..i heard them having sex!! it completely ruined my high and I can still hear them.. have any of you ever heard your parents having sex /do you all the time/have you ever walked in on them??

So, are you still offering that birthday sex? Just curious...and I've had too much Bourbon and Vicodin..Heh, it's beenso long since I've had those fuckers.

Yeah yeah, this is one of "those" posts, fuck you (not YOU, whatatrip) if you disapprove.

what exactly do you mean by one of "those" posts , i think this thread has potential.it would be hilarious to hear how many people actually hear their parents gettin it on .

No no no, I meant, one of those uber-hated "Infrared is on some kind of mind-altering substance and Totse has to suffer for it" posts.

I think I told Sarc I loved her the first time I tripped on Liberty Cap mushrooms, hahahahah. But meh, I coulda done worse.

Re: Your Spurious thread -

I didn't ask you to cyber; that was that other mouth-breather who went and fucked our shit up by posting some kind of idiotic shit. Oh, and that "face or chest" thing was a "Gone in 60 Seconds" reference. No, really. No, those are not my 500 closest Asian friends waiting close by.

And damnit, I was gonna get Yahoo for you until you pwned me. =\

Mmmmkay.

i was 7, was staying in hotel room with my mom and stepdad.. went to bed, woke up in the middle of the night hearing "noises" looked over, kinda went "wtf?!" and tried to go back to sleep... next morning being the 7 yr old i was, asked, and got a "you were just imagining things" comment. fuck you mom.

the end.

whata, I just went and got MSN for you, so sign on, miss t--ab4--@hotmail.com! I'll IM you.

And to stay on topic: I HATE hearing people having sex - that's anybody, not just parents. I fucking can't stand it, and when I've been awake on amp too long, I hallucinate that I'm hearing it. It's terrible.

So how's the ptsd? *twitch*

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Me and my brother had the unfortunate privledge of hereing my Mother and her boyfriend going at it.

Well you know those porches with just the screened windows, and no glass? Well for some reason my moms boyfriend talked her into making us sleep in there. That was our room. I'll let you know that in Michigan in the winter it can get pretty damn cold.

Coldest night of the year comes around and we beg like dogs to be let in (because we couldn't just go in because he locked the door every night). So finally the fucker lets us come in. He tells us to sleep on the living room floor. No blankets no pillows, nothing.

He goes to the thermostat and turns it down. Then proceeds to go in and fuck my mother as loudly as possible, kinda rubbing it in or something. Like he had full control over my mom, therefore us as well. This all happened when I was 12 or so.

Ran into him a few years back, he clearly recognized me, needless to say he walks with a limp now and he can't move his right arm above 90 degrees.

They don't seem to think ahead when they do shit like that to kids, Do they?



Snow

quote:Originally posted by Capt Snow:

[b]needless to say he walks with a limp now and he can't move his right arm above 90 degrees.

Badass

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Yeah, it was worth the bit of trouble I got into afterwards with the police.

Snow

i heard my dad and stepmom once... it was horrible. i will spare you the details.

quote:Originally posted by Capt Snow:

Yeah, it was worth the bit of trouble I got into afterwards with the police.

Snow

If you saw him again tomorrow would you do it again?

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

So, are you still offering that birthday sex? Just curious...and I've had too much Bourbon and Vicodin..Heh, it's beenso long since I've had those fuckers.

Yeah yeah, this is one of "those" posts, fuck you (not YOU, whatatrip) if you disapprove.



you forgot to put a space between been & so.

I saw that my mom's dog wanted in my parents room and the only time he isn't in the room with my mom when she is in bed, is when my parents are having sex so I looked away and let the dog in. This dog is a lap dog...

quote:Originally posted by devilsAngel:

fuck you mom.

the end.

So, what did you get your mom for mothers day?

quote:Originally posted by Aphelion Corona:

If you saw him again tomorrow would you do it again?



Absofuckinglutely!

Snow

So...did you join in?

quote:Originally posted by Cornpuff Mgruff:



you forgot to put a space between been & so.

so you ARE still around,you little anus licker cornpuff!

back on topic,this one made me think of all the times i have heard mum and dad,or mum and someone who isnt dad,fucking.i am going to consume 4 litres of cheap wine now.i was going to go to sleep.thank you for the flashback.

quote:Originally posted by Cornpuff Mgruff:



you forgot to put a space between been & so.

You forgot to capitalize the first word in your sentence.

Hahahaha, Cornpuff finally got me! Congrats, even though you had to resort to calling out an obvious typo, and not a spelling or grammatical error.....

Cornpuff: He DOES do Totse a service. Think of how many times now you've heard a poster say "I gotta admit, now I check my spelling and stuff a lot closer!"?

....Of course, you SHOULD have been doing it right in the first place, but hey, gotta learn somewhere. If it ain't elementary school, it's Cornpuff High.

/Me salutes Cornpuff...And by the way, you spelled "McGruff" wrong*

One time I was lying in my bed while tweaking in the middle of the night. The house was dead silent except for my parents fucking in the bedroom right above mine. I could hear all of it. I just wanted to sleep and get away but sadly that couldn't happen.

I despise hearing couples have sex. It's sickening, no matter how hot the chick might be. I've always fucking hated it. Though, of course, I loved what I heard when I had sex.

I think I just fucking hate hearing a guy grunt and cum. Call me a homophobe all you want; it's still a fucking emetic.

Oh, and whatatrip, write me again sometime, por favor.



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