For anal stimulation? Obviously this thread is flame-bait waiting to happen, so I'm asking the mods to take care of any stupid messages.

I've looked through the archives, and didn't really find anything. Maybe if we get some useful replies here it can go into the arch?

You might just say "your finger" or "a dildo", but I live in Utah ( ), and I'm not even old enough to goto a sex store (not to mention I'm much too cheap to buy anything). My finger isn't really cutting it so I was wondering, what is there around the house that's useful for this purpose. I don't have a huge, gaping ****** anus either so don't say "a cucmber olol"

[This message has been edited by deptstoremook (edited 07-05-2004).]

Hmm, hi-liters, carrots, a drumstick, just make sure you put a condom or saran wrap over it!

And let me add that it does not make you gay if you get off by anal stimulation. It's a part of YOUR body that rusn you on. I don't understand why younger people label it "gay".

See:What gay (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/008597.html) means. (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/008595.html)

quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

My finger isn't really cutting it

Can I suggest a knife, or some scissors?

id say carrot is popular, and as for a drumstick...probably not a good idea, they can splinter pretty easily and that ain't good.

A big, fat, old cell phone reciever with the vibrator function?!?!?!!?!

A hair-curler.

2-Liter Soda Bottle...whether or not it's full is up to you

See how many D cell batteries you can fit up there!

Really, it's not that hard to find things that are relatively cylindrical, a few inches long, that will fit through your ass. I just looked around my room and saw like six things that meet that criteria.

...But they're going to stay on my desk. For now.

^^You could always sit on your desk and do it

Paintbrushes!!! Test tubes work wonders according to a friend of mine

[This message has been edited by Dazzle (edited 07-06-2004).]

I know a girl who used a shampoo bottle once.

^ With the relative strength of the anal sphincter, I wouldn't recomend that one. Not unless you have a real good excuse for why your ass looks like the inside of an Iraqi Pinata.

On a plus side, I'd suggest worrying about finding a quality lube. Nothing is more important that the brand of motion lotion when it comes to anal. After that its just details.

[This message has been edited by TerraSanctus (edited 07-06-2004).]

An animal...

Get a chopstick, pen or pencil, screwdriver handle etc...list is endless...

Or just a guy who's willing to do you up there...plenty of priests in Utah...

Don't use an open bottle...

quote:Originally posted by TerraSanctus:

quality lube.

Hair conditioner. Preferably with menthol. Feels nice.

Whatever you use, be sure it's too big (or long enough so you can maintain a firm hold) at the non-business end to disappear into your rectum. Once that happens, you can't retrieve it. You don't want to end up another emergency room statistic.

....

Uh, I gotta admit, you have some balls. Kudos. Speaking of balls, stack like three (relatively small!) of them bouncy super balls you can find in all sorts of candy/trinket machines in a condom and use them like pseudo-Chinese lovebeads or something. I haven't tried it myself, but I implemented the device with you-know-who a few times in the past, and, well, she came in my eye.

Ok, not really, but she had a great time.

And no, I'm not bullshitting and saying it was her when it was really me, or something: I've had heterosexual anal experiences of my own, but I'm not gonna 'jack your thread.

Oh, and Godsmack made a song about anal pleasure, called "Sterility":

It's sterility,

In a place where I can hide

I need sterility

Nothing changes, days go by..

Ok, so it was called "Serenity". The point is, keep it clean and don't get anything lost in there! I don't want to be seeing you on the upcoming Fox series, "Assholes of the ER"! Uh..enjoy.

[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 07-06-2004).]

Yes, you most defintiely have balls to ask that.

Try a glue stick maybe?

why does everyone suggest objects with sharp corners?

Be careful you don't use anything that could pop off in there. The last thing you want is to be going to the emergency room for a few hours, having them stick a tube in your ass and blow it up to get rid of the vacuum, and then pulling whatever it is out.

Someone had a site where they showed a bunch of stuff that was in peoples asses at the emergency room.

Big Mormon girl with a huge strap-on just off of Main street. Put on a show for the people.

One of the girls in here should be able to send u a spare set of anal beads...

quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

For anal stimulation? Obviously this thread is flame-bait waiting to happen, so I'm asking the mods to take care of any stupid messages.

I've looked through the archives, and didn't really find anything. Maybe if we get some useful replies here it can go into the arch?

You might just say "your finger" or "a dildo", but I live in Utah ( ), and I'm not even old enough to goto a sex store (not to mention I'm much too cheap to buy anything). My finger isn't really cutting it so I was wondering, what is there around the house that's useful for this purpose. I don't have a huge, gaping ****** anus either so don't say "a cucmber olol"

[This message has been edited by deptstoremook (edited 07-05-2004).]

No, this isnt gay. Its just fucking pathetic. Look around your house, if it looks like it might feel good in your ass, try it out. No why you must you make a post asking what household objects would feel like a dildo? Jesus christ kid, I would worry more about your level of common sense instead of what feels good in your ass.

Biros,chopsticks,tangarines,guinea pigs,tv remote,empty Evian bottle,tekken action figure,computer mouse,the lid of a Lava Lamp,nail file,the metal end of a weightlift bar,half a broken aol disk, mobile phone, rubber glove, the blunt end of a bokken,the heel of a stiletto,a scalpel,a rather tall thin ceramic vase,zip drive, micro machine, hair brush handle, or a used tea bag.

When I stick things up my ass they come out smelling like shit, therefore I don't stick things up my ass.

a cigar holder or a flashlight!!!!

one of those small suviner baseball bats they give you at games sometimes.

Hairbrush handle. Usually long enough, no corners and has something at the end which is (hopefully) too big to be sucked inside.

you can use vaseline mixed with baby oil for an excellent lubrication

bump because I feel the inordinate need to disseminate (pun!) more information on anal insertion and bask in the reflected glory of other's contributions.

Deo can, impulse deo can works, not lynx

Handle of a maraca.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

....

Uh, I gotta admit, you have some balls. Kudos. Speaking of balls, stack like three (relatively small!) of them bouncy super balls you can find in all sorts of candy/trinket machines in a condom and use them like pseudo-Chinese lovebeads or something. I haven't tried it myself, but I implemented the device with you-know-who a few times in the past, and, well, she came in my eye.

Ok, not really, but she had a great time.

And no, I'm not bullshitting and saying it was her when it was really me, or something: I've had heterosexual anal experiences of my own, but I'm not gonna 'jack your thread.

Oh, and Godsmack made a song about anal pleasure, called "Sterility":

It's sterility,

In a place where I can hide

I need sterility

Nothing changes, days go by..

Ok, so it was called "Serenity". The point is, keep it clean and don't get anything lost in there! I don't want to be seeing you on the upcoming Fox series, "Assholes of the ER"! Uh..enjoy.

[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 07-06-2004).]

I love that song

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Biros,chopsticks,tangarines,guinea pigs,tv remote,empty Evian bottle,tekken action figure,computer mouse,the lid of a Lava Lamp,nail file,the metal end of a weightlift bar,half a broken aol disk, mobile phone, rubber glove, the blunt end of a bokken,the heel of a stiletto,a scalpel,a rather tall thin ceramic vase,zip drive, micro machine, hair brush handle, or a used tea bag.

Yoyo, you're an inspiration to us all.

hmmm i bet you could use a broom handel, that will proably work or a pen or even the end of a razor ( the non sharp end)

candle?

like, one of those long thin ones.

Go to the shops and look at all the deo cans they have

[This message has been edited by walrus_poker (edited 07-11-2004).]

take a poo in your hand and shove it back in.

A carrot with saran wrap over it might fit your needs.

two fingers?

the end of a toothbrush one with grooves maybe?

or end of plunger the stick end?

[This message has been edited by pyronatas (edited 07-11-2004).]

quote:Biros,chop sticks,tan garines,guinea pigs,tv remote,empty Evian bottle,tekken action figure,computer mouse,the lid of a Lava Lamp,nail file,the metal end of a weightlift bar,half a broken aol disk, mobile phone, rubber glove, the blunt end of a bokken,the heel of a stiletto,a scalpel,a rather tall thin ceramic vase,zip drive, micro machine, hair brush handle, or a used tea bag.

Is this a list of stuff you have stuck up your own asshole, or stuff laying around your bedroom?

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

tekken action figure,B]

man i was crying after that one



[This message has been edited by JoJo (edited 07-11-2004).]

"a cigar holder or a flashlight!!!!"

Cigar holders work well.

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Good site for advice.

I reccommend Astroglide for a lube, works so much better than KY.

As for the instrument, perhaps you could go to the store and purchase one of those vibrating toothbrushes. That seems like it might work for you. Probably about.. an inch thick and 4-6 inches long should be enough.