O.k. today, I got some fourth of july head. Unfortunately, I didn't explode along with the fire works. My cock was thrown into a blender, and spit out in one piece. The girl simply could not give a blow job. She scraped it with her teeth, and I told her, a little less teeth. That was about as futile as spitting on a fire. But anyways, to all the females out there. How hard is it to suck a cock? How can you not have any idea of what feels good, it's not exactly rocket science.

Apparently, any subject involving thexxth is very hard to think clearly about. Everyone loves to claim Knowledge & Hippness...but even if they do possess some of that...they are not 24K Gold Thexxual Knowledge through & through.

Women probably bullshit each other with their Knowledge of giving head the way dudes bull each other with their Bullshit about women. They probably don't really actually listen or learn but just wait to spew their own bragging.

No, it's not rocket science, but you neglected to mention your ages. Is experience (or lack of) a factor? Give her credit for trying at least.

Yea, she was a noob but still dude. I say, a little less teeth. That should be saying that it's not feeling good. And I'm 15 and she's turning 14.

Eveytime she scraped you, you should have pushed down hard on the back of her head.

She'll learn what not to do pretty quick. The preceeding words were meant to be comical, not to be taken literally.

Snow

quote:Originally posted by [eXo5]Metal:

Yea, she was a noob but still dude. I say, a little less teeth. That should be saying that it's not feeling good. And I'm 15 and she's turning 14.

yeah, man...just give her time. this might well have been her first time. be glad she gave it a shot (even though you didnt give her a shot :P), and hopefully she'll get better. my gf was terrible at first, but after about a month of wonderful, wonderful practice, she got really good at it!

gotta learn somehow. but at least she wants to do it. give her some time, and plenty of practice, shell improve.

Shit, don't complain. At that age I was still wetting the bed...except...not.

Seriously, bad head is still head, no?

I hope you shot your load in her mouth at least...dont tell her when your about to cum either...or just give her a facial & get some in her hair...

Bah... I would've nutted all up in her mouth. IF I CAME. Unfortunatly, I didn't. Which kind of ruined it. But yea, It's all gay like. I haven't nutted once from head or sex. (If you saw my other thread you'd know.)

Metal your girl is lucky she wasn't my victim. There is no way to give me "bad head" because if I had the chance I would force the bitch to give me GOOD HEAD (IE, I pull her hair backwards and forwards in a fervent manner until I have a monstrous orgasm inside of her mouth). It's not hard, if she's doing a shitty job just tell her to keep her teeth up and pretend you are having intercourse. If she claims you are hurting her, fuck it, keep goig until you have the greatest, most violent orgasm ever in your life. Then call an ambulance.

-Words of wisdom

[This message has been edited by VladimirIllyichLenin (edited 07-05-2004).]

Oh my God... you're a sick man. Lol. Yea, it's a bit late, and for smoe odd reason I'm awake. and yea. Umm, you're sick. Haha, but uhh yea, funny too. Funny and sick.

Sucks that your, um, suck off wasn't that good. She will get better with more practice. My ex was bad at first, scraped, didn't do much at all. As she did it more and more and I told her what I liked, she became amazing. She now blows my best friend. Go figure.

Patience...

Did you honestly expect to recieve a brilliant head job off a 14 year old? She's 14 for god's sake - what were you hoping for, porn star material?

And just a couple of afterthoughts:

"Head is not that hard... God damn"

What, you know this from previous gay encounters, do you? I would be interested to hear/read some feedback from some of your headjob-recievers out there.

Also, a possible reason for why her teeth were scraping along your dick is that her little 14 year old mouth is underdeveloped and can't open any wider yet. Give it time, son - give it time.

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