How many people here have had sex with an animal ? Im talking about things like getting your dog to lick your cunt or sucking on your weenie?

One of my X Gf's got her puppy to lick her out, after that i never went near another fat chick again

~30-06~

animals fight back and i don't wnat to kill them

but there's this great cemetary right downt he road

Nah...I mean the alive ones

bumpity

I made out with a dog once. It wasn't for pleasure, it was for amusement. I made my friends laugh pretty hard. The dog tried to hump me and I think it thought it was in love with me for awhile though, poor thing. It was some funny shit.

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a buddy of mine told me he fingered a duck. how and most importantly why, i have no clue.

It doesnt take a genius to work out how...

If you hold a chickens head, and make it watch drawing a straight line of chalk on the ground infront of it, you can hypnotize it.

Chicken // Chalk Line

OO] -------------

Yay. You learned something new. Now go! Go my minions!

basically, you want to know what youre doing is "normal"

A person I know has a dog called "Swoopy" that likes to sniff and lick at crotches. The other day I was sitting there and "swoopy" approaches me and starts licking in the fastest hardest manner I've ever felt, it's safe to assume on your behalf that I did not stop him until I cummed. I was fingering the parrot during this time too, Woody was screaming my name.

Yeah this guy has a lot of pets.

If you lie a rabbit upside down on it's back it goes hypnotised as well.

Apart from that, I don't think I want to contribute any more to this conversation...

First off I'd like to point out i've never done any of this shit and that its just wrong. Now for all you out there this is for you.

www.dolphinsex.org/ (http://www.dolphinsex.org/)

u sick fucks should all get a real sex life

You've underestimated your need to put a knife through your face.

www.realhamster.com (http://www.realhamster.com)

The latest in animal pleasure dolls. I've heard nothing but good things.

gross...

quote:Originally posted by Nihilism:

a buddy of mine told me he fingered a duck. how and most importantly why, i have no clue.

funniest post on totse

....I hope these critters have their revenge on you in the afterlife! Sic em, Pooky!

quote:Originally posted by AngrySquirrel:

....I hope these critters have their revenge on you in the afterlife! Sic em, Pooky!



Maybe they enjoy it?

[This message has been edited by jojabr (edited 07-06-2004).]

Burn in hell animal fuckers,they will have their revenge in hell.

http://pic12.picturetrail.com/VOL430/2081273/4252083/58480907.jpg

C'mon man, dont start these nasty ass topics

I picked up my mates jack russel pup, and started throwin it up and down, then it came on my shirt...

Does fucking a animal count as loseing your viginity?

My Guinea Pig used to have a strange tendency to hump my computer keyboard.

Funnily enough that stopped the day he dislodged the USB port and got rather a large...shock.

Holy shit yoyo... that's umm yea... quite funny though.