If I had a penis, me and her would be getting it on so fast.

What tennis player would you fuck?

She is indeed hot! I can not remember any other players right now so she will have to be my choice.

Completely right, I'd hit it...

She's like the next Kournikova. Except hotter and she looks like she can actually play tennis.

I looked at my boxers. They had blood on them. Further examination proved the blood to be female menstrual blood. Odd.

*bob* best thing about tennis, hard nipples and camel toes. coinsidentlly (sp) its also the worst thing about tennis with the old ugly ones.

*john* (shivers) ewwwwww

Damnit no picture, and I had my dick out for nothing. Well can't let a good opportunity go to waste...

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quote:Originally posted by bobandjohn3:

*bob* best thing about tennis, hard nipples and camel toes. coinsidentlly (sp) its also the worst thing about tennis with the old ugly ones.

*john* (shivers) ewwwwww

BAHAHA you're so damn funny.

Indeed, she is very fucking hot. Only 17, but damn. I'd do her in a millisecond or less.

mmm sharapova and kournikova in some form of russian naked lesbian tennis competition.

would be hot...kournikova and sharapova are the hot ones...thats all i must say

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lmao

^^^^^^ sexah

Not quite the hottest, but I was certainly admiring her today. More than just her tennis skills.. I'd like to show her some of my skills.. Kournikova &gt; Sharapova in hotness mind.

lol not bad for a tennis chick. Sometimes I like watching women's basketball.

quote:Originally posted by -_-OsiriS-_-:

Indeed, she is very fucking hot. Only 17, but damn. I'd do her in a millisecond or less.

That's about how long you'd last hur.

She's really not that hot.

quote:Originally posted by I Love Poop:

lol not bad for a tennis chick. Sometimes I like watching women's basketball.

arent they cute, running up and down the court! I watch womens basketball too for that reasoN!

i find her especially hot as she looks like my girlfriend!!! but taller

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

If I had a penis, me and her would be getting it on so fast.

What tennis player would you fuck?

THAT Kirenlinko chick that almost won it too.

http://www.musicavirtuale.net/mondovip/mariasharapova

*drools*

(I suggest unzipping before clicking that... before!)

quote:Originally posted by Ocular Gyric Crisis:

She's like the next Kournikova. Except hotter and she looks like she can actually play tennis.

Yes!Yes! But would you not still cornhole ol'

Kournikova?

Give me Tatiana any day.

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lmao

Hahaha. Yeah she looks like a regular dumbass. I'll take Anna K. over her any day. Ugly teens..

It strikes me that what's so appealing about this girl is that she looks completely, utterly normal. Average. Like any girl you could meet anywhere anytime. So fucking her brains out would basically be the same as fucking any other girl's brains out, which gives people the illusion of having fucked everyone's brains out. At least, it's easier to imagine, because it's similar.

I don't find her particularly attractive. She's just kinda some white chick with normal, straight hair, a mediocre body- certainly nothing spectacular- just your average girl. You could find her in hundreds and hundreds of high schools across America. Anywhere, in fact. Not to say that she's unattractive, she's just not really attractive. That's her appeal. She's absolutely 100% normal. A regular piece of ass.