I wish it was like that, but its not. How the fuck do people meet chicks and fuck them in the same night? I just want to meet a chick, have sex, and then say good bye. Has any one had sucess like this, and how?

That would be awesome, I feel for you man, I wish I knew the answer to your question. But if I did, I probably would be out fucking hot chicks right now instead of telling you.

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Ive fucked many chicks my first night of meeting them. Some it took me less than 2 hours. My personal record is 37 minutes, but that chick was a whore.

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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

Ive fucked many chicks my first night of meeting them. Some it took me less than 2 hours. My personal record is 37 minutes, but that chick was a whore.

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37 minutes eh, I think I could beat that, I'm going to try this weekend.

Make sure the chick isnt with her friends if u want to say anything thats straight the point.

Heheh, I want to see what LostCause has to say about this.

Like everyone else said find a drunk girl or a slut but take the chance of diseases.

quote:Originally posted by Esoteric:

37 minutes eh, I think I could beat that, I'm going to try this weekend.

One of my old friends beat me with about 15 minutes. Too bad he got her pregnant and now he is "morally obliged" to her. And she was very ugly. Fat, and ugly...Sucks to be him.

quote:I wish I knew the answer [...] if I did, I [...] would be out fucking hot chicks right now instead of telling you.

A truer word was never said.

quote:Originally posted by Eight Shot Revolver:

I wish it was like that, but its not. How the fuck do people meet chicks and fuck them in the same night? I just want to meet a chick, have sex, and then say good bye. Has any one had sucess like this, and how?



I have exactly the same problem with guys.

No offense to anyone in such a situation.

What always gets me is people who meet for the first time & have sex within hours of that meeting. Then they proceed to form a long term relationship. Not just screwing, but a couple.

Kind of like * Hello, let's screw (what was your name, anyways) let's have kids. *

Polite conversation afterwards is always so embarassing.

yoyo: '......hi! (who the fuck is this guy?)'

him: '...hi! (oh god what have I done this chick is ugly she's fat she looks like a psycho oh my god oh my god)'

yoyo: 'heh. could you pass my pants please?

(oh christ.. he's seen me in my Barbie underpants..)'

him: 'Sure. ...so.. last night was nice, wasnt it? (now how the fuck do I get her OUT of here??)'

yoyo: 'yeah! it was..great! (now how the fuck do I get OUT of here??)'

him: 'yeah. .... (oh GOD my head. I need to vomit..)'

yoyo: 'Anyway I have to go .. <Insert valid excuse here>.. so see ya! (oh GOD my head. I need to get home and vomit.)'

him: 'Oh right.. (thank fuck) okay I'll show you to the door.. (please please PLEASE dont let my parents be up..)'



ect ect....

yoyobek, you make things much to difficult, why be that polite, you can be polite to while bein a lot more direct can't you, like, thanx for the fuck and have a nice life, bye

Even if your not that good looking, it all boils down to how well you come off, and first impressions are usually everything. Also to up your odds, if a girl doesnt seem to be digging you then move the fuck on. It's a waste of your time and hers. Move to as many chicks as possible because if you try your shit on enough women one will sleep with you by default.

It's not difficult once you get by the largest hurdle of initiating the encounter. By far the most difficult thing to do for most people I think. Be confident and stay in control, don't let her drift, keep her interested (i.e, say and do whatever is nesessary to keep her focused). This of course may not work if you are the ugliest son of a bitch around. But you may get lucky enough to frequent places that have multiple ugly women, and your uglyness may not be a factor.

Women are attracted to cleanliness, they do not want a dirty ass motherfucker, rubbing all up on their bodies. So keep your personal hygiene in check.

Another thing that can work for some chicks, not all because they all have different dispositions, is not acting likes it's a big deal whether or not you bag her. She may find this quality attractive, that you are not desperate. I would think that nothing is more of a turn off to a woman, than a desperate guy thats fawning all over her, instead of being confident and self-assured.

Last thing I can think of is Eye Contact. Keep eye contact as much as possible. People speak silently through their eyes. Also keeping eye contact effectively keeps her eyes from picking up a better prospect than yourself.

Of course this stuff may not work for everyone, special circumstances may apply in your situation. But as a general rule, this is some of the important stuff to remember, when your out to get laid. The smaller less important things will come out naturally if you can pull off the above.

Who knows using some of these methods may get you into her pants more than once, and that can never be a bad thing.

Also if you implement any of this advice into your normal "Try and pick up some chick" routine, I must request that you make her scream my name: Capt Snow

as a tribute to my words of experience and wisdom.

Bottom line is relax, be confident, and don't ponder on the what if's of the situation. Don't worry what anyone thinks that may see you trying to pull this off. Everytime it creeps into your head what people will think, just think how you had the balls regardless of the consequence.

Also the fact that every other guy around you is trying to pull off the same thing, may help ease your mind about what others think.

Snow

I sorta knew this girl, she was a sweet lady, very interesting and bright, and the first night we hung out, she ended up going down on me.

I didn't plan it, and I don't think she did either. I'm a shy guy, and she was fairly open...not in that way pervert! Anyways, we were talking and such, and she made me comfortable and loose. So we shared some similar experiences and ideas and such, and somehow I said something romantic so she kissed me on the cheek, then I just kissed her full-on, and there we went. She ended up giving me the first and best blowjob I've EVER received. We hung out a few more times, until she moved away. Amazing girl.

Don't let sex consume you. When you speak with someone, don't automatically go to the idea of "scoring the same night." It'll happen maybe, if you are yourself.

i dont really worry about fucking them the first night. maybe well get together later, who knows. shit like that doesnt concern me at all.

I'm afraid to even talk to girls

They just seem like a fucking scary species.

On the other hand, I am not afraid to talk to them. It just takes time for me to get used to people. This can take longer or not, depending on the person.

But on topic, gratious sex is alright. In fact, I think I would prefer straight up sex to a sham relationship.

Cry about something painful when you are in a room alone with a girl. It works. Trust me.