man i'm wicked ugly.

it sucks ass.

every time i talk to someone online, they're on me like sweat on my balls after ninja training.

but if they see my face... you know where this is going.

point being, i'm sick of being ugly. it sucks ass. i wish i was just... good looking. i could get rich and get surgery, but by then it wouldn't matter. these are my teen years. i'm fifteen years old. i should be out dating, having sex, going to parties and just generally shaking things up.

but instead i waste it, rotting away at the computer all day. even ugly chicks think i'm ugly. even fat chicks think i'm ugly. i'm just so fucking ugly. i wish i was just... like tall y'know? i'm only 5'6" and i wish i was really buff with man boobs like derek jeter or some shit like that.

i wish i was black too. chicks dig black dudes, and as far as i'm concerned, the stereotype about their dongs is true.

man i would dominate so many sweet white asses. that would rock hog. i truly love my spirit and mind but my physical form is something to be cringed at.

there's this girl who wouldn't go out with me, but like we're friends and she genuinely loves talking to me. she listens to me, sympathizes with me, she loves me. it feels excellent to have a pretty, smart girl love you. but she isn't IN love with me, if you can excuse the cliche.

i just wish i was in the all-man military so i could not think about girls ALL day and just not even have sexuality be a part of my life. i could be like a robot, shoot at the range, clean my gun, run miles, and if i'm lucky, i'd get drafted, shipped out to the chinese war, and serve well until i step on a stray landmine. then i'd have a decent funeral, get buried with my AEG and GBB, then i could finally get some fucking rest.

that'd be a good deal.

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v291/actionfaad/POTO0004x.jpg

You know I like you, Farhad, but...Yes, you're an ugly wannabe pimp, what with the madd billz, and all. This is coming from this (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v299/IRInfrared/rawker.jpg) guy, even.

Good thing I don't adhere to any form of caring about weakness.

You're not my type, but you're not ugly. Just avoid growing a big head and you'll be fine, you'll only attract the birds worth pulling. Humility is an average person's best friend when it comes to attracting the opposite sex. It's the only damn way I've ever gotten any.

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Humility? Faad?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

If he's got humility, then I'm bullshit-free.

quote:Originally posted by actionfaad:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v291/actionfaad/POTO0004x.jpg

Is that your picture? If so slap yourself for me. Your not that ugly bro =P

I'm not going to give you any bullshit man, you are an ugly motherfucker. But atleast you have mad bling and perhaps a good personality.

I too am an ugly person. Although I tell girls over the internet that I'm really hot, tall, big schlong,etc. I'm short too, I am around 5'4, and dress like a "weirdo" (IE, a gentlemen) because I wear a 3-piece suit, trenchcoat, etc. I'm also very uninteresting and should commit suicide in the near future. But I won't because I don't want to die without taking someone down with me.

So overall you are a 5/10 and I am a 0 out of 10.

Hahah.. You kids need to just grow up.

You've never seen ugly people with pretty people before?

It happens more than you think. You just need to.. ahh forget it. This is too great.

Fa'ad, my Middle-Eastern friend, cheer up.

at your age all chicks care about is looks really, but when they are in their twenties looking for a guy to spend their life with, they wont be going for the hot guys (unless they are shallow), they will be goin for the guys with personality. Dude your time will come, hope mine does too

Ugly people get with beauties all the time, you just learn to do the best with what you have! This is why I cook, clean, and bake a mean batch of chocolate chip cookies! Domestic goddess (who also works a 40 hour week) outweighs fugliness. I may be uglier than all of my buddies' girlfriends, but they still offer to swap with Ben on a regular basis.

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brilliant

Are you trying to copy me? I have used to have almost the same setup as your room, influding the NES, 2 monitors, tv, and the wad of cash.

I never took a pic of it al at once like that though.

Also, damn dude, you are ugly. Better hope you saved that money, and can use it to get some hookers.

EDIT: don't feel bad dude, I'm even uglier, and I got me a hot chick that loves me. It just takes a bit of time.

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ok, grow your hair a LITTLE longer, dont pull stupid faces, buy a shirt too... oh and bleed? NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU!

quote:Originally posted by opc pilot:

ok, grow your hair a LITTLE longer, dont pull stupid faces, buy a shirt too... oh and bleed? NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU!

yeah, what he, possibly she said.

you're not horrendously ugly, quit your whining & grow your hair.

it´s the ninja training, believe me ...

Dude, you look fine! Just wait till you're a little older. Learn to dance!

Confidence is everything!

I expect you posted your pic to get comments in order to validate the thought 'I'm ugly' either way. I looked it and thought 'he's not exactly bad', I've seen far uglier guys pull on regular basis. The guys telling you that you're ugly are probably aware that you're fishing for compliments and want to go against it - or they're being honest, but everyone has their own definition of physical appearance.

Even if the girl YOU talk to doesn't see you as a potential boyfriend, there are plenty more who probably will. As has been said before it just takes time.

I hear you 'waste your life on the computer', personally I don't see the difference between that and wasting your life wandering about the town centre smoking (tons of townies in my area). You're probably in the majority by not going to parties every night, although it depends where you live.

Dude as if u r ugly, it's all in your mind.

There is nothing that you can't change by your self. wanna be buff? work out.

it's not your luck, it's you attitude, i'm way uglier than you and haven't had any complaints about female attention for years

You aren't ugly at all.

You're not ugly. In all honesty, you're an average kid. Just make sure to shave that peach fuzz growing under your nose (well, if it really is, I can't see much).

Everyone has potential. Just look at celebrities without make-up.

You're not terribly ugly; as said above, I've seen uglier guys with acceptable girls.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

You know I like you, Farhad, but...Yes, you're an ugly wannabe pimp, what with the madd billz, and all. This is coming from this (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v299/IRInfrared/rawker.jpg) guy, even.

I highly recommend you go back to Infrared. Come on, I don't even notice your posts now.

quote:Originally posted by Saline Colors:

You aren't ugly at all.

yeah.its funny how so many people seem to take this topic seriously.

OMFG i go on lookin for teh fugly ppl 2 crak on an teh guy isn't ugly OMGWTFBBQ!?!?111 hax3d....

You look fine, it was a bad photo, so I'm sure you look better than that. Grow the hair, be shaggy, wait a few years. I know a few girls with some cool Indian friends of mine, so your appearance works fine as long as you have a better than average Joe wardrobe and attitude.

You ain't that bad looking. What matters more is attitude (not personality) for attracting women.

I've seen worse, heck.. get a shave and possibly train some then it should work out. To my knowledge, women aren't affected about physical appareance as men are. They work more on a personality level, as for appearance, how you dress and present yourself is slightly more important than looks.

If you go to parties where everyone is drinking, then it doesn't matter what you look like. I have some guy friends who make you look like Tom Cruise, and they get with girls all the time. Just use the good old personality and bring booze.

ok ppl, this is getting tiring! All this whining bout "oh im only 15 im only 15, im soo fucking ugly and im still a virgin!" Geez, get over it!

U want to se ugly, try being me! im 18, never had a fucking gurlfriend in my entire life, never even been kissed in fact, but instead of wollowing in self fucking pity about it, i just get on with my life and life it coz thats what its for! because of that, i dont care if im ugly, coz if ppl cant accept itthen i dont want to know them besically.

And you know what, this attitude has served me wel. This attitude is what has made me one of the most popular guys aty school, because although i may not look hot, i dont care, and because of that ppl notice my other qualities, like me being kind, carig and actually listening to ppl and trying to help them out when the need help.

So all the ppl who moaned in this link, get over it and just go out there and livE!

Oh, hey fa'ad, apologies for the remark. I was crashing, basically.

Shut up: It's a REASON, not an excuse!

But yeah. The fistful-o'-billz is kinda dumb, though. Other than that, you're not too bad. I remember someone here on Totse once said "You look like an Arabian Mr. Bean"...hahahah. (No offense; it's just hilarious)

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

Oh, hey fa'ad, apologies for the remark. I was crashing, basically.

Shut up: It's a REASON, not an excuse!

But yeah. The fistful-o'-billz is kinda dumb, though. Other than that, you're not too bad. I remember someone here on Totse once said "You look like an Arabian Mr. Bean"...hahahah. (No offense; it's just hilarious)

Look, just shut up.

As for the topic, there's always extreme makeover.

I agree with a little bit of what mongoloid said, "coz if ppl cant accept itthen i dont want to know them besically" I agree 100% with that statement.

I disaggree with the way he deals with it. He says he just accepts tihs in moves on. FUCK NO. That's not how it works in Vlads world. A girl won't go out with me? NOBODY WILL GO OUT WITH HER. A girl won't deepthroat me after I've known her for 5 minutes, NOBODY WILL GET DEEPTHROATED. If I can't get it, NOBODY should get it. Why? Because I am your god and if I can't indulge in a certain pleasure nobody will.

I do everything, I've torture women who have 'hurt me' so much I've led them to the brink of suicide. There is this one girl who hurt me pretty bad, she has to change her phone number EVERY DAY because she has no way of blocking my various phone numbers (I use pay phones, other peoples phones, etc), she has to change email addresses on a daily basis because I sign her up for scat porn, she has to change AIM names because I bombard her with IM's via my hundreds of screenames and dead aim (allows you to clone ims and send simultaneous, ROFL I once sent her 50 im's in a row).

So the moral of the story if i can't have what I want nobody will.

ah, who hasnt thought this about themselves?

youre nothing special, but few ppl are.

stop buying the hype. stop feeding into the expectation. stop it and let go.

actionfaad, you remind me of Hugo from the wigu webcomic.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

You know I like you, Farhad, but...Yes, you're an ugly wannabe pimp, what with the madd billz, and all. This is coming from this (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v299/IRInfrared/rawker.jpg) guy, even.

Twas' a shit load of cash, and bleed I wouldn't be calling someone else ugly, that kid is fine to look at, not you(rather disturbing)

I never said I was better-looking. I said he was ugly. And I took it back.

And if your name's a tribute to those bastardized 1911 handguns butchered/rechambered for .38 Super, I hate you.

911 is right. Learn to dance. Every girl loves that. Another thing, being ugly might not be the only thing preventing you from getting a girl. I'm not trying to insult you, but handsome and beautiful people have hard times getting bf's and gf's too. Try changing your scenery. Do you live in a little community?

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

I never said I was better-looking. I said he was ugly. And I took it back.

And if your name's a tribute to those bastardized 1911 handguns butchered/rechambered for .38 Super, I hate you.

dont hate, insufulate.

mail order brides my friend.

You're not an ugly guy. I could see what would attract people to you...ditch the "pimp" attitude though.

CONFIDENCE!!!!!!! You need some.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

Oh, hey fa'ad, apologies for the remark. I was crashing, basically.

Shut up: It's a REASON, not an excuse!

But yeah. The fistful-o'-billz is kinda dumb, though. Other than that, you're not too bad. I remember someone here on Totse once said "You look like an Arabian Mr. Bean"...hahahah. (No offense; it's just hilarious)

Infra, you do this shit all the time. You make an insulting comment to someone, and then when they take offense to it you take it back claiming your were tired/wired/depressed. This is why the intelligent users of totse recognize your bullshit a mile away.

quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

Infra, you do this shit all the time. You make an insulting comment to someone, and then when they take offense to it you take it back claiming your were tired/wired/depressed. This is why the intelligent users of totse recognize your bullshit a mile away.

Are you fucking kidding? I treat people who deserve it like shit and stick by it steadfastly all the time, like you, for instance. The key word is "deserve" - Fa'ad and I know each other a little, chat from time to time, etc, and I felt bad because I was crashing down from the yaba and got inordinately pissed at the smug-ass look on his face and the cliche' fistful of Benjamins. Then later, I said to myself, "Damnit, that wasn't cool of me".

Do you see the cut of my jib? I'm sure you do, but you'll just think of some cutesy flame to refute it with anyway. Go on, keep chasing your tail, kidiot.



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DAmnnnn h0mi3 u is 1 ugGly caKe

I think the attitude says more in that pic than your looks do.

Nokio

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

This whole fucking thread should be called "No, I'm uglier"

You are as ugly as you fucking think you are. Women don't care alot about looks. You're 15 dude. You don't have a car and live at home. You will ~NOT~ get laid.If dudes your age say they are then they are lying or had some akward "don't wake my parents" sex and it wasn't even worth it and certainly nothing to brag about.When you turn 21 and go to a bar and use just a little game you can get pussy almost every weekend. And if that fails......sell crack. That's why MOST hot white chicks dig MOST black dudes anyway.

I have seen good looking girls with dudes far uglier than you. You just have to wait till you atleast get a car for fucks sake.

Stop feeling sorry for yourselves.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

Are you fucking kidding? I treat people who deserve it like shit and stick by it steadfastly all the time, like you, for instance. The key word is "deserve" - Fa'ad and I know each other a little, chat from time to time, etc, and I felt bad because I was crashing down from the yaba and got inordinately pissed at the smug-ass look on his face and the cliche' fistful of Benjamins. Then later, I said to myself, "Damnit, that wasn't cool of me".

Do you see the cut of my jib? I'm sure you do, but you'll just think of some cutesy flame to refute it with anyway. Go on, keep chasing your tail, kidiot.



[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 07-06-2004).]

Whatever makes you sleep better at night.

Hey,there is uglier people out there man don't worry about it! It doesn't matter much, it's all about how you talk to women. And lift some weights to get females attracted to you more it's all there is to it

Much like animals in the wild chicks can smell fear and desperation a mile away. Get rid of those and being ugly isn't such a big thing to them.

Do something with your hair, grow it out... something. Not TOO long though. You're not bad looking.