whats a good way to talk a girl into anal. my girl loves it when i stick my finger up there when im fingering her as long as i use some ky. but she says a dick is to big. i tried the oops method on her and she smacked me, and told me to get off her please any suggestions will help

Sounds like she doesn't want to do it.

You said you've asked her directly, right?

yeah we've talked about, but you know shes loves it when i stick my finger up there so there has to be a way to talk her in to it

Hmmm, maybe of the totse-girl-squad can help...

You give her a good ass-reaming with your tongue. Then she'll realize how good it can be. Then start using more objects, gradually getting thicker as you go - first the usual finger, and when she's completely comfortable with that, a thicker one, then some object you find lying around that's a bit thicker (keep it sanitary and non-sharp!!), and keep doing that until you move up to dick thickness; you should be good after a Sharpie marker, I'd say.



(Just kidding, just kidding. )

Don't forget to give her a good, firm smack on the ass at the peak of your first orgasm via her Nestle Tollhouse: It's rewarding. Then try the donkey punch, and eventually, the Dirty Sanchez.

[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 07-01-2004).]

im not hung very well but im a tiny bit bigger than a sharpie. hahahahahah

Oh, and after the orgasm/smack, pull out, suddenly jump up on the bed, and scream out "I AM THE LIZARD KING!! I CAN DO ANYTHING!!".

its always atriumph when you get anal isnt it

Oh yeah.

the best is when you dont have to beg and plead. when you pull the oops and you just pound her till she screams

Use 2 fingers instead of 1 and work your way up. I'm sure she has bigger shits than your dick so she is wrong if she says a dick is too big.

How about you give her anal with your entire upper body?

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

Oh, and after the orgasm/smack, pull out, suddenly jump up on the bed, and scream out "I AM THE LIZARD KING!! I CAN DO ANYTHING!!".

That would SO turn me on.

(Small obsession)

Tossing salads leads to stomach virii.

I'll get down with the poop chute with my penis and an awful lot of lubricant, but you couldn't pay me enough to ingest fecal matter, no matter how small the amount.

apart from the obvious fact that it's tighter up there, why are guys so fascinated with the concept of anal sex? are you aware of the fact that shit comes out of that hole and are just willing to ignore that one ... or ... i dunno? it just stumps me.

i've done it about 5-10 times with my boyfriend after finally giving in to his desperate pleas/sucumbing to my own intruige, but now i don't really do it as much, simply because i prefer the 'normal' way and there's no pain involved.

thats simple, its dirty, or a taboo, thus making it a turn on, when your told not to do something, its the most important thing in the world to you!

quote:Originally posted by MonoxIde:

its always atriumph when you get anal isnt it

well, bleedthrough would know too, he bled through his mother fucking anus!

Ask if you can blow your load in her ear instead!

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quote:Originally posted by catgirl:

well, bleedthrough would know too, he bled through his mother fucking anus!

Ask if you can blow your load in her ear instead!

[This message has been edited by catgirl (edited 07-02-2004).]

Catgirl: Will you give me aural pleasure (http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/auralsex.jpg)?

Mojo: Marry me.

Ok, ok, but hey: I'm a lifelong Doors-obsessed freak, and...I CAN DO ANYTHING!

You should wait until she's asleep then handcuff her to the bed so she can't slap you again, then slowly work her from small to bigger with lots of KY.

My idea : you should do it democratically. Vote on it.

Chances are she will vote "nay", so look for a third voter who you know will vote "aye". The only hitch is, she might choose to do it with him instead of you.

Or convince her to do it anyway, tell her if she does it for your pleasure it will erase some of her bad karma.



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dude was in exact smae position as you just start working ur way up try useing small and i mean small carrots etc then get bigger and bigger ones then shell be sweet with your cock

Hahahaha, the "oops" method. You don't seriously believe a girl would fall for that would you?

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

Catgirl: Will you give me aural pleasure (http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/auralsex.jpg)?

Mojo: Marry me.

Ok, ok, but hey: I'm a lifelong Doors-obsessed freak, and...I CAN DO ANYTHING!







How about I stomp your fucking head in!Maybe you should grow a fucking dick before you ask me to even consider giving you aural sex. Ohh and some pubic hairs might make you more fucking mature cockstain!



[This message has been edited by catgirl (edited 07-03-2004).]

Stop, you're giving me a hard-on.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

Stop, you're giving me a hard-on.

WOW! I care so fucking much! Good luck finding your dick to wank! Ohh, my bad, there isn't one

You're cute.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

You're cute.

You're a waste of air!

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quote:Originally posted by catgirl:

You're a waste of air!



OMFG YOU'RE A CUNT! LOLLERSKATES!!!1

quote:Originally posted by D Krunk:

OMFG YOU'RE A CUNT! LOLLERSKATES!!!1

Fuck you arsewipe

quote:Originally posted by catgirl:

Fuck you arsewipe

OH TEH NOSE!

So much hostility. Is it really worth so much to you to insult someone you don't even know, when it's obvious you're the blunt end of a thread-wide joke?

quote:Originally posted by D Krunk:

OH TEH NOSE!

So much hostility. Is it really worth so much to you to insult someone you don't even know, when it's obvious you're the blunt end of a thread-wide joke?



Yes, it gives me sexual pleasure... FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING SQUARE!



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^She admits it: I turn her on.

But sorry, I'm not a fan of the Brit chicks - I mean, sure, there's the whole closed-mouth blowjob thing, but...Nah.

You're still cute, though. Reminds me of high school.

The Oops method will never work if ur trying to get in her backdoor man. Question,how bad do u want this? If u answered badly and u really need to do this,I can suggest something for. U have to eat it.And when I say it I mean her asshole.Just as u would eat her pussy u will have to do the same. If she's into it u will know.What woman can resist??U have to get her very relaxed. I can insert a finger....slowly and not the whole thing either,cuz the ass is NOT a pussy. Eventually she'll get comfy. I suggest her getting on top or u entering her while on top of her. The whole doogie style thing could be too much and gives her less control. MAke sure she does a number 2 b4 u attempt this or else it's not gonna be cool. U can set the mood best if u satrt in the shower. Cuz then at least u will know her ass crack is clean.Oh yeah if u do the whole doggystyle thing make sure u pull her cheeks up .Though this only applies if she has a PHAT AZZ...which coincidently is the only kind of ass for me.Damn thats a JUICY booty.Good luck man .

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[This message has been edited by xoctopusx (edited 07-04-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by soul_assassin_girl:

apart from the obvious fact that it's tighter up there, why are guys so fascinated with the concept of anal sex? are you aware of the fact that shit comes out of that hole and are just willing to ignore that one ... or ... i dunno? it just stumps me.

i've done it about 5-10 times with my boyfriend after finally giving in to his desperate pleas/sucumbing to my own intruige, but now i don't really do it as much, simply because i prefer the 'normal' way and there's no pain involved.

Personally, I'd never give or receive it. I think it's just gross. Oral and vaginal all the way for me.

anal......ewwwww.

quote:Originally posted by catgirl:



Yes, it gives me sexual pleasure... FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING SQUARE!



[This message has been edited by catgirl (edited 07-03-2004).]

Wow, this girls got spunk and class at the same time. I tend to find that girls with this disposition, truly like it when you talk dirty to them just before yanking their hair and repetitively jamming it in their ass dry!!! This in no way insinuates that Catgirl enjoys getting fucked in the ass dry or getting her hair pulled while this is taking place. But it also does not mean that she doesn't enjoy.

Snow

quote:Originally posted by catgirl:



Yes, it gives me sexual pleasure... FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING SQUARE!



[This message has been edited by catgirl (edited 07-03-2004).]

Smells like someone shit in their cereal...Bung



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*sighs* why do ya always gotta start fights chambers?ya fuckin tool! haha! oh well have fun..

Reverend Midget

quote:Originally posted by Capt Snow:

Wow, this girls got spunk and class at the same time. I tend to find that girls with this disposition, truly like it when you talk dirty to them just before yanking their hair and repetitively jamming it in their ass dry!!! This in no way insinuates that Catgirl enjoys getting fucked in the ass dry or getting her hair pulled while this is taking place. But it also does not mean that she doesn't enjoy.

Snow

dude that spunky catgirls anus is mine.haha! yeah but catgirl,ya gotta wax,its starting to get spiky again...hurty! lmfao!

quote:Originally posted by midgeymonkeymonkeymidgey:

dude that spunky catgirls anus is mine.haha! yeah but catgirl,ya gotta wax,its starting to get spiky again...hurty! lmfao!

Yeah Baby! You're married to my anus!!

Methinks catgirl is Sarc's alter ego... the one that likes Infra...

I just had this one picture of me taken, and I swear to god, I look like fucking Sarc in it. On her site, she had this picture of her where she had this purse-lipped smile, and her eyes were looking off to the side; I somehow manage to look exactly the fucking same. That's scary. And also the reason I don't shave: Looking young/effeminate is only good if you're, you know, female.

quote:Originally posted by catgirl:

You're a waste of air!

[This message has been edited by catgirl (edited 07-03-2004).]

Your mom was wasting air last night. If you catch my drift.

To the poster: the "oops" method? I always thought that was just a horrible joke. If she doesn't want it, you're not going to be able to convince her.

This topic is now a flame war...

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vs.

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vs.

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Yeah!!!! Flame war!!!!

Snow