 Am I a Bastard?
Is it wrong to lead a girl on in order to get a free beer?
Let me explain:
My friend and I had just enjoyed an energetic round of hacky sack, and were about to sit down and enjoy a bowl from my new glass bong. I was at the sink putting water in it when a car pulled into the driveway. It appeared to be my dad's girlfriend, so I ducked the bong. They know I smoke, but they still lecture me sometimes when they see me do it, so I try to avoid it whenever possible.
Instead of my dad's girl coming through the door, four girls and two guys I've never seen some through the door. Then I realized I knew one of the girls from when I was much younger. She's four or five years younger than me, she was really young the last time I saw her, and the thought of smoking in front of her bothered me. I hid the bong.
Turns out these people were my friend's little sister and her friends. I was introduced to them all, and realized that every one of the girls was piss drunk. I became really uncomfortable because these girls were very young, very drunk, and all but one of them was hitting on me. I tried concentrating on the TV to make them think I wasn't interested in them, but the one next to me kept rubbing her hand up and down my leg, and getting closer and closer...
Now about this chick...she wasn't hideous, but she was no prize. She was dressed in the classic uniform for girls her age out on the town: A blue tube top and white denim mini skirt. She had a decent body, if it was a bit thick. Either way, the combination of her age, thickness, and the fact that my friend fucked her less than a week ago, and is probably going to fuck her later tonight, really made me not want to hook up with her.
So I went into my room, and tried to make myself busy on the computer. Naturally, she followed. She shut the door. I tried to ignore her and look really interested in my moniter. And so, the stand-off began.
She began rubbing her fingers all over my neck, back, and shoulders. I stared a hole in my moniter and played "Thela Hun Ginjeet" by King Crimson.
The tension rose. She rubbed more, and since no web pages would load fast enuogh (curse this infernal dial-up connection!), I just browsed my MP3 collection.
She said "You're really hot."
"...um...thanks."
I'm really not good with confrontations. Then she had an idea.
"Will you walk me to the car to get a beer?"
I thought about it. My own supply had just ran out, so the natural question came to mind.
"Can I have one too?"
Of course she agreed. But the standoff continued. She ran her fingers through my hair, and planted a kiss on the side of my head. I didn't dare glance at her. Apparently she didn't want to go yet...
At that point, my father actually made himself useful. He came home. All the underagers freaked, and I convinced this girl that I needed to go talk to him before he got mad.
Of course he wasn't mad at all. I knew he wouldn't be. But I had to get out of there. After some brief words with my dad, and her drunk ass telling him how hot his son is, we went outside for the beer. We made it to the car fine, she handed me my beer, and we started back inside. Then, without warning, she turned and faced me, blocking my path.
"Shaw..."
"Yeah?"
"You are sooo sexy."
She swayed back and forth on her feet, looking longingly into my eyes.
"Um.....thank you."
"Can I have a hug?"
I had to draw the line, she had me backed into a corner. I lied.
"Well..the thing is...I've kinda been talking to this girl..."
She apologized and said she understood, and we walked back into the house without a word.We didn't say another word to each other, and they left shortly thereafter.
But now her beer is gone, so I'm going to finish a bottle of tequila, pack that bowl (finally), and have a few whip its before bed.
I do feel a little bad though. It was hard to turn her down, which is why I put it off so long. But was it wrong to get a beer off her when I knew I had no intention of doing anything with her? Should I have just fucked her? What say you, totse?
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2004-06-30, 04:54
