w00t w00t!

Yeah yeah, so I just had my first time, with a chick I love. (She loves me too so :P)

But, uh, basically it was very clumsy. We spent two hours and neither of us came :/. (Mainly because i kept having to re-position, so basically only 45min of the real nity-grity).

It wasn't her first time, but she was still very supportive, knowing it was mine.

So anywho, your first time experiance? Good, bad, ugly? Any tips?

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Sounds about right. Where did y'all do it?

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Sounds about right. Where did y'all do it?



Her house, her father works all day :P

(It was our one month BTW)



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My first time was amazing. I don't think sex will ever be as good as that first time.

Only one month, but you love her?

Good luck and best wishes, seriously. Don't set yourself up for a big fall so soon though, trust me. She may love you, but she may also love somebody else when she's drunk at an Anti-Flag concert behind a supermarket. Bah, I'm just bitter.

first time?

in my case the girl fell asleep during!

i can laugh about it now (20 years later!)

Hah, dude are you serious? Was she a big smut? Anyway, my first time. I was high as balls (about as high as I am now) which isn't too high. It's more or less coming down from being high as hell. Well, anyways. I was out in the woods with my friends cousin. I didn't know SHIT of what I was doing. So of course it was retarded like and I uhh yea. I'm kinda high, just lost my train of thought. But hey! At least I didn't make any spelling errors (since I'm high, the post, lost my train of thought, etc) haha

Backseat. Awkward. Dark. By comparison to now, it was bad, but overall it wasn't too bad for a first time.

Tips:

#1)Practice makes perfect. (For ALL kinds of sex)

#2)Always keep your fingernails clean and trimmed, you don't want to learn the hard way... and trust me, neither does she!

My first time was pretty damn good...except for the fact that I couldn't get off due to the condom.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

My first time was pretty damn good...except for the fact that I couldn't get off due to the condom.

Yeah I noticed that, like it was a lot harder to cum becuase of it. After nearly 2 hours I just gave up. (any ideas there?)

Shoulda just asked for a bj :P

quote:Hah, dude are you serious?

yep.

she'd had a bit to drink but still...

picture the scene: "is this good for you too darlin'?"

answer:"ZZZZZZZ"

probably explains some of my hang ups and cornflakes.

Yeah dont forget love is just a state of lust

my first time was with a guy i'd known for over a year and who i was (and am still) in love with. i beg to differ about the whole love is just a form of lust thing. i dunno, i just think it's more.

anyway i don't regret it because i was comfortable with what was happening, and i was ready, etc. a girl i know lost her virginity with a complete random on the back lawn of a child care centre, simply because she wanted to 'get it over and done with'. i dunno, maybe i'm wierd but i can't see how that would be satisfying in any way, shape or form.

and that is all.

quote:Originally posted by Confoozled:

w00t w00t!

Yeah yeah, so I just had my first time, with a chick I love. (She loves me too so :P)

But, uh, basically it was very clumsy. We spent two hours and neither of us came :/. (Mainly because i kept having to re-position, so basically only 45min of the real nity-grity).

It wasn't her first time, but she was still very supportive, knowing it was mine.

So anywho, your first time experiance? Good, bad, ugly? Any tips?

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you spelled experience* wrong.

Go away, cornpuff.

Love is absolute hallmark bullshit. It is , as said, a state of lust and attraction, but I hate it when stupid girls come up saying "OMG I LIEK SOOO LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH". Everyone thinks they're in love...until the 'break up'.

I think love is more than just a state of lust, but that many times people mistake lust, infatuation, and other forms of being attracted to another person for love. Or they don't know how to explain the way they feel so they just call it love.

I also think the word is thrown around way too casually.

Nokio

Has anyone noticed that Cornpuff Mgruff has a misspelling in his name? Shouldn't it be Mcgruff?

quote:Originally posted by D Krunk:

Has anyone noticed that Cornpuff Mgruff has a misspelling in his name? Shouldn't it be Mcgruff?

actually there have been several of these guys...i think 2 of them have been banned already! and one of them had the Mcgruff spelling!

anyways, yeah i remeber the first time...I had it twice that night

The first time was a bit ackward, i had trouble getting positioned and making sure everything was ook.. But i managed to last 15 minutes (good time for a begginer)

then later that night again, was a bit ackward just not as much. i think at that point we just let the love kick in and we just were glad that we finally came together on this magical night lol....

But really it was good stuff, then the next morning i felt like shit for some reason, has that happened to anyone?

quote:Originally posted by Confoozled:

Yeah I noticed that, like it was a lot harder to cum becuase of it. After nearly 2 hours I just gave up. (any ideas there?)...

The pill, man...the pill. GOD I love pussy!

Love is bullshit.... I dated this girl for 4 months and I seriously did love her, or at least it felt like that, and then she breaks my heart. For all I care, I don't want to date till later in my life

My first time was with my gf from above... I was 14 and she was 16 at the time.. it was in the backseat of her car, late and night and very dark. We did it for an hour and a half because it's VERY uncomfortible in a backseat and we had to keep fixing positions and condoms (went through 3 condoms that night)... needless to say, after an hour and a half, I had to jerk myself off to cum. Wasn't the best time but it was allright.

quote:Originally posted by Cornpuff Mgruff:

you spelled experience* wrong.

You didn't put a capital letter at the beginning of your sentence.

quote:Originally posted by Confoozled:

It wasn't her first time, but she was still very supportive, knowing it was mine.[This message has been edited by Confoozled (edited 06-29-2004).]

Fuck that shit, i've been there myself and I felt damn uncomfortable. You're obviously not insecure as me. Just wondering, how old are you?

first time: around 1am coming back from a class trip, school bus baby!

and i guess I was a natural. I mean damn sex isnt very hard. in-out-in-out-in-out. May not be the most enjoyable form, but it I compare it to the difficulty of 2+2. Watch enough porn and you can be a sex god before your first time

quote:Originally posted by chuckNrambo:



But really it was good stuff, then the next morning i felt like shit for some reason, has that happened to anyone?

No, but It's probably due to your brains seratonin (I think that's how you spell it) supply being mostly used up. Either that or it was psychological.

quote:Originally posted by Lewneedsrs:

You didn't put a capital letter at the beginning of your sentence.



Owned.

My first time was extremely awkward and kind of sloppy. First I had to pull her out of her crib, this was during the night by the way. I had to do this without waking my parents (she was my baby sister). And so I finally brought her into my room half asleep, and tried to penetrate her...but then I saw the vagina could probably only be penetrated by a needle it was so ridiculous. So then I went for the next best thing, I put a baby-bottle nipple on the tip of my member and rubbed it alot so it was nice and warm and got little baby Jessie to suck suck. But I wanted my entire cock inside her mouth, I wanted it deep down, unfortunately her mouth was so tiny, my baby-maker was not being pleased; so I got a jackhammer and pryed little Jessie's mouth open and shoved my 13 incher into her mouth and pumped, I heard her screams and cry louder and louder, she was loving it. I saw a lot of blood, but I heard this is normal for couples doing it for the first time to see some blood, so I ignored it. After I furiously pumped the throat for a while I got tired and went for a savage SOCKET FUCK which lasted about 30 seconds until I blew my entire load into jessie's brain.

I'll never forget that magical night.

^^^needless to say...that was a bit TOO wierd to be funny...^^^

quote:Originally posted by soul_assassin_girl:

^^^needless to say...that was a bit TOO wierd to be funny...^^^

Yeah.....

Someone on Totse (no names) socket fuck!!

You are seriously disturbed, not a real funny post.

It made me cringe too mcuh. Sorry.

Havent had a first time hah!!!!



Had a chance though but she was ugly so i turned her down!

But i guess ill get my chance some day.

ahhhh, my first time, yes, i think i recall....



it was late ate night, not really, i was 14 she was 13, my parents were home and i was in the basement on this peace of shit couch.

yep i lasted , ooo, 15 min. probly, yeh well ....

first we thought she was pregnant but it ended up she skipped cuz she was nervous bout bein pregnant, o yeh, my parents cought me too..........



yep isnt sex a great thing girls and boys

quote:Originally posted by drake of the flame:

ahhhh, my first time, yes, i think i recall....



it was late ate night, not really, i was 14 she was 13, my parents were home and i was in the basement on this peace of shit couch.

yep i lasted , ooo, 15 min. probly, yeh well ....

first we thought she was pregnant but it ended up she skipped cuz she was nervous bout bein pregnant, o yeh, my parents cought me too..........



yep isnt sex a great thing girls and boys

I smell bullshit.