Okay, well, I was having sex with my Girlfriend yesterday, and we were have some pretty good sex. Very enjoyable. Well anyway, in the middle of it I hear "Oh Steve!". I tryed not to pay any attention to it whatsoever and continued.

So after we were done, and sitting in bed, I asked her quietly, who Steve was.



And I swear, in all honesty that this is true.

She was hesitent to tell me at first, she said that it was stupid. I reasured her...

And in her most serious face she said "Erwin, Steve Erwin." . At that moment I spit up all over her face because the laugh was forcing itself out of me so quickly.

Finally, we just decided to forget that it ever happened...

Hahahahahaha !!! I Like that!

The crocodile hunter? Sounds like an opportunity for occasional fantasy fun. Go buy some khakis.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

The crocodile hunter? Sounds like an opportunity for occasional fantasy fun. Go buy some khakis.



I was thinking about doing that DC, I was gonna sneak up on her say "G'day Mate!"

Lol, awsome plan cindy.

What I want to know is why you continued to have sex with her after she said some other dude's name in bed. Kinda weird man...

pea:

if your going to dump her, dump one last nut.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

Lol, awsome plan cindy.

What I want to know is why you continued to have sex with her after she said some other dude's name in bed. Kinda weird man...

I don't see Steve Erwin getting laid.



Things to do:

Shout "Oi! Oi!" while climaxing.

Shout another man's name in bed.

quote:Originally posted by Nihilism:

pea:

if your going to dump her, dump one last nut.

Well, I dunno about you, but if my chick called out some other dude's name in bed I would immediately impotent. I mean, I've had meaningless sex before, but that's just wrong.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

The crocodile hunter? Sounds like an opportunity for occasional fantasy fun. Go buy some khakis.



Bahahaha!

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Some things are best just left alone...

that's excellent.

Crikey! I'd suggest some "Gator wrestling" for you.

make her watch the South Parks spoof on steve erwin. Then in the middle of sex, stop. And shoot out "now watch as I stick my thumb in the alligators butt!" in your best steve erwin accent. And then do it. Make sure the film to hilarity that will ensue. Sell on internet for much bling bling.

^^^^^^^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HER hhhhh steve

YOU In a steve erwin voice) "Krikey shes a big fella!"

HER: WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK I"M FAT OMG

YOU: ohhhh shes real pissed off now, watch ere as i take my thumb an stik it in er buttole

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

BEST THREAD THIS WEEK!

Damn! I wish I could see the croc hunter but I don't have cable.

Thank you, all of you.

I laughed so much I almost cried, fucking great stuff.

One time i told my girlfriend to "Call me kelly" in bed. It went over quite well, as she did. Point? There is none.

quote:Originally posted by Pagan_Guru:

I don't see Steve Erwin getting laid.



Things to do:

Shout "Oi! Oi!" while climaxing.

Shout another man's name in bed.

Why not scream out your own name??