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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2004-06-26, 14:59
thedarknesssuck thedarknesssuck is offline
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I've just turned 13 2 and a half weeks ago and have a 6" cock and an inch thick. What size will that be in about 2 years time when I'm 15.
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Old 2004-06-26, 15:02
Inside_Voices Inside_Voices is offline
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One: no one here has any way of knowing that or answering your question

Two: there's no one to impress, so fuck off.

Three: die.
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Old 2004-06-26, 15:02
Gustave Gustave is offline
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How the fuck should we know? Are we all mystic future-seeing, mind-reading dick-measuring crazies?

I wonder if this could be added to the Sex Archives (as if anyone ever uses them, though, when they should. :\): http://www.totse.com/en/ego/self_improvement/164201.html

Thanks Suzie if she ever pops up again.

EDiT: Wow, poor guy. Well, I'd suggest deleting this thread after getting my link. Use this url to link to a way of deleting your thread: http://www.totse.com/bin/bbs/post.cgi?action=deletepost&forum=Sex+and+Affection&number=4&topic=008483.cgi&TopicSubject=Dicks

[This message has been edited by Gustave (edited 06-26-2004).]
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Old 2004-06-26, 15:03
ftwchriso ftwchriso is offline
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Just fuck off you piece of shit
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Old 2004-06-26, 15:25
soul_assassin_girl soul_assassin_girl is offline
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aah you gotta love a nice big glass of cynic.

*lays back and puts her feet up*

i think i'm gonna enjoy it here ...
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Old 2004-06-26, 15:30
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^male
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Old 2004-06-26, 15:54
n0s-man n0s-man is offline
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quote:Originally posted by ftwchriso:

Just fuck off you piece of shit
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Old 2004-06-26, 16:20
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I could answer this one so many ways.

Lets check what the Priests book of pick-up lines says..

quote:I'd have to lay my hands on it then I'll make it grow
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Old 2004-06-26, 16:43
Rattrap51 Rattrap51 is offline
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If you did any research at all you could have found the Adolescent Penis Growth Formula, or more commonly known as APGF. It gives highly accurate results, and without further delay here it is:

pl2 = ((pl1 * (a2-a1) * w * h)/SK) /20235.3235

pl2 = Final penis length

pl1 = Starting Penish Length

a2 = Final age

a1 = starting age

w = weight in lbs

h = height in centimeters

SK = natural skin color black is 1 and completly white is 2 rate your color between one and 2, such as 1.5 would be half black 1.93 would be very white...

20235.3235 = The Eroctorum Constant

This formula calculates the length of the penis only, their is a sepearate formula for girth but it is not completly finished yet.
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Old 2004-06-26, 17:15
-Renegade- -Renegade- is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by n0s-man
quote:Originally posted by ftwchriso:

Just fuck off you piece of shit
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Old 2004-06-26, 17:24
whiteass whiteass is offline
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quote:Originally posted by ftwchriso:

Just fuck off you piece of shit

dont take you your small penis induced agressions on a 13 year old just because his cock is bigger than yours. Go ahead and respond with your exact size, showing that you are bigger than him, and then say penis size doesnt matter anyways, its how you move it. Then say your just sick of the penis length posts.

You might convince someone you dont have a mini-me sized cock.
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Old 2004-06-26, 17:35
Blurry Blurry is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Rattrap51:

If you did any research at all you could have found the Adolescent Penis Growth Formula, or more commonly known as APGF. It gives highly accurate results, and without further delay here it is:

pl2 = ((pl1 * (a2-a1) * w * h)/SK) /20235.3235

pl2 = Final penis length

pl1 = Starting Penish Length

a2 = Final age

a1 = starting age

w = weight in lbs

h = height in centimeters

SK = natural skin color black is 1 and completly white is 2 rate your color between one and 2, such as 1.5 would be half black 1.93 would be very white...

20235.3235 = The Eroctorum Constant

This formula calculates the length of the penis only, their is a sepearate formula for girth but it is not completly finished yet.

Yeah, I can't believe you have never heard of the APGF. I thought every male knew of the APGF. If you had done any research at all on the net before posting here it could have been easily found.
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Old 2004-06-26, 18:05
ftwchriso ftwchriso is offline
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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

dont take you your small penis induced agressions on a 13 year old just because his cock is bigger than yours. Go ahead and respond with your exact size, showing that you are bigger than him, and then say penis size doesnt matter anyways, its how you move it. Then say your just sick of the penis length posts.

You might convince someone you dont have a mini-me sized cock.

....*sigh*

OR maybe, just maybe, this cunt has been posting crap lately that pisses me and obviously others off.
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Old 2004-06-26, 18:14
STORMofDEATH STORMofDEATH is offline
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG... acording to your penis growth size calculator... my penis will shrink...

it will be 3.8234 inches in 2 years as opposed to the 5.75 that is is now...
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Old 2004-06-26, 18:18
whiteass whiteass is offline
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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

You might convince someone you dont have a mini-me sized cock.
 
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