your favorite sexual position: doggy style

your favorite sex toy: i don't own one, or need one

your sleaziest fantasy:

the most outrageous place you've had sex: beside the pool in clear view of the neighbours (whether they were home or not we didn't know)

whether swallowing makes a difference to/for you: it makes me gag, it's like snot - eurgh. but try to swallow anyway lol.

what you'd do on a dream date with Jenna Bush: ...and she is???

the person on MSNBC you'd most like to... whatever: i'm 'strayan (australian). MSNBC is unheard of here.

what you and a lover would do with a fudgecicle: haha that's cute you guy's call them fudgecicles. if we somehow obtained one ... hmm, no idea. sorry for some reason i can't look at a fudgecicle in a sexual way.

and is fantasizing about "being a tampon" normal for a monarch? of course it is. because tampons are just so appealing, you know.

Random Extra-Unneeded Info:

I'm 16

And I'm tall.

Aaaand I have no idea what else you guys wanna know. When I think of questions ... I'll be back.

They really need to add a "We were just kidding about this stuff, don't actually post this because everyone laughs at you" to that description.

Well, welcome to totse, more specifically S&A. I'm the officially unofficial welcoming Gustave, and I'm here to answer any questions you have.

Ok, well, try and answer any questions you have, that is. That... Or maybe just forget I posted in here today and sleep late. Yeah...

At any note, welcome!

Another Aussie? What state are you from?

lol i realise it wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but hey? what better way to introduce myself ... kind of

quote:Originally posted by elf:

Another Aussie? What state are you from?

i'm from canberra, the nation's retirement village. what about you?

quote:Originally posted by soul_assassin_girl:

i'm from canberra, the nation's retirement village. what about you?

Sydney, the nation where the latte drinking fags hang out.

[This message has been edited by elf (edited 06-26-2004).]

and what the fuck is wrong with drinking latte you bloody colonial?!

ps.Soulassasin: welcome from the brit section of Totse S&A.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

...you bloody colonial?!

Hehe, someone needs to let go of the past...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

and what the fuck is wrong with drinking latte you bloody colonial?!



Ask trippy.

Holy shit, she's the first person who I've seen do that.

Doggy style huh? WHy?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gustave:

Hehe, someone needs to let go of the past... [/QUOTE

you're a colonial too mate.

Colonials have teeth that don't look like baked beans, you stupid brit.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

you're a colonial too mate.

Just a small lesson in history (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=American+Revolutionary+War&sp=1&SpellState=n-3828228206_q-2.r4Kyjs53RmgNy9Q1U4ugABAA%40%40)...

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Just a small lesson in history (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=American+Revolutionary+War&sp=1&SpellState=n-3828228206_q-2.r4Kyjs53RmgNy9Q1U4ugABAA%40%40)...



all lies, damned lies! i know the truth. you were all freed from the tyranny of our evil empire by god's chosen one Mel Gibson.

hollywood never lies.

Hi, Im STORM and im american, which means im better than all of you, by definition that is...

Im... idk... dont ask me to tell you about myself b/c that would be biased... ask everyone else... i guess...

Btw... i think fudgecicles look very sexy...

Filling it out, since I'm bored, and kind of introducing myself..I guess.

your favorite sexual position: They're all my goddamn favorite. It's hard to pick. But I love being ridden.

your favorite sex toy: The Trojan Magnum condom

your sleaziest fantasy: Nailing LostCause. (I mean that in a good way and you know it! )



the most outrageous place you've had sex: New York City. Enough said.

whether swallowing makes a difference to/for you: Swallow it or I'll spank you. Don't be insulting.

what you'd do on a dream date with Jenna Bush: I'd wake up from it as soon as possible.

the person on MSNBC you'd most like to... whatever: Switch this to Fox News for fuck's sake, they have so many hot Republican babes! "Fair and Balanced"...On my rod! "We Report, You Decide"!

Having said that, I would seriously nail that chick with the Middle-Eastern name; I think she's on MSNBC, anyway. I'd scream out "THIS JUST IN!" when I climaxed. Then withdraw, clean myself off on her cheeks, and then pull off my best Walter Cronkite "And that's the way it was."



what you and a lover would do with a fudgecicle: They weren't thick enough for what I wanted to use one on her for.

...I've used one of those long and rounded lollipops in many ways on a woman once, though. We both licked it, together, tongues all over each other's and the pop itself, when I was finished masturbating her with it. It was divine.

Didn't end there, either, but I'm gonna try to maintain a modicum of decency, and also, to be honest, I'm getting a hard-on. Anyway.

and is fantasizing about "being a tampon" normal for a monarch? Hahah, them wacky Brits. But no. I would rather be the thong of my last girlfriend for a day.



Random Extra-Unneeded Info:

I'm 26.

And I'm taller.

I have a big dick.

quote:

Aaaand I have no idea what else you guys wanna know. When I think of questions ... I'll be back.[/B]

How big is your rack?

Just kidding.

-Bleedthrough/Infrared (call me either..Infrared was my old handle)

And I'm just fucking around, about the dick thing. I ain't John Holmes, but I ain't an Irishman, either.

quote:Originally posted by mrparks:

Holy shit, she's the first person who I've seen do that.

Doggy style huh? WHy?

haha doggy style cause it feels better. and i'd say it's easier for the guy instead of missionary ... i.e. ur arms don't get tired.

*laughs @ bleedthrough's rack question*

Welcome to S&A, I won't throw in any colonial remarks, although British I be.

Now all we need to complete this thread is some gay remark from Bushy.

just imagine one, they all sound like, "I'm a tool," to me anyway...man i've been wanting to get that off my chest.

You must be atleast the 50th Soul Assassin, I think we should have some sort of party.