here is a hot milf down the road from me and i wanna tap her. she knows that i watch her and she doesnt mind. i wanna fuck her so bad it drives me crazy. if u have any good tips for me to use or any pointers that'd be great.PLZ REPLY FAST. i want tomorrow to be the day i finally do it.

PS-ive snuck around a got her cell number and she wont get home till about midnight tomorrow. maybe i can get her b4 she even gets home. I KNOW SHE NEEDS A GOOD FUCK

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Here's an idea, wait for your ball's to drop. In a few years when you can actually talk to a woman without stalking her and pissing your pants then you will have a chance.

why dont u come over here and suck my dick. what the hell kind of a name is mpnesty?u got got crabs or somethin, how bout u get some cream for that shit.

ps- this is all in good fun

quote:Originally posted by nicenbig17:

why dont u come over here and suck my dick. what the hell kind of a name is mpnesty?u got got crabs or somethin, how bout u get some cream for that shit.

ps- this is all in good fun

What he said still stands.

The cream doesn't work

What the hell is a MILF?

MUFF?

MIFF?

Old pussy you should leave the fuck alone because there is no way in hell you can make a snapper happy buddy.

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Go check out some porn.

quote:Originally posted by mrparks:

What the hell is a MILF?

Acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

American Pie was a movie, i doubt MILF hunter is real, so, i doubt your gunna tap a MILF, why not just stick to girls your age?

quote:Originally posted by abnormal989:

American Pie was a movie, i doubt MILF hunter is real, so, i doubt your gunna tap a MILF, why not just stick to girls your age?



Yes 9 and under.

Ugh. I already covered it here (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/008006.html). Jesus.

Though for older women, you're going to have to work hard. Trust me. You've got to either be something REALLY fucking special, fill a specific void in her life, make her realize that you can, somehow...Or just have a huge dick. But to show her the dick, you have to first show her what it's attached to. Just up and showing it to her will get you arrested unless you're John Holmes or Mr. Ed.

Just know that this is coming from a person who's tapped one MILF, so I ain't full of shit, either. I was lucky enough to look older than I was at the time and had enough perceptory wisdom to interest her, is all.

[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 06-26-2004).]

Of course milfs are real. And milf porn is everywhere. Just google "Milf" and see what you get.

No. It's a scientific fact that people who have usernames that are nicenbig will never ever get sex.....ever.

Women love when you peak into their bathroom windows. Trust me man. Make sure you tap the window to get her attention and she will look up and pretend to be surprised and angry. At this point you want to lick the window then begin tapping your forehead on the window.

quote:Originally posted by nicenbig17:

i thought about just grabbing her hand and sticking it down my pants so she would know i mean busniss

Yes, you should do that. It is a great idea. She'll love it.

Yeah they like that too.

quote:Originally posted by nicenbig17:

here is a hot milf down the road from me and i wanna tap her. she knows that i watch her and she doesnt mind. i wanna fuck her so bad it drives me crazy. if u have any good tips for me to use or any pointers that'd be great.PLZ REPLY FAST. i want tomorrow to be the day i finally do it.

PS-ive snuck around a got her cell number and she wont get home till about midnight tomorrow. maybe i can get her b4 she even gets home. I KNOW SHE NEEDS A GOOD FUCK

nicenbig17!?!?, What?Is 17 your age or your damn IQ?