What are your(in your opinion)the best pick-up lines?

search on google. you can get thousands of them. no pickup lines work on thier own. if you are confident, and half decent looking you can say whatever you want and still have an equal chance of pulling.

Here's A funny One:

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you wanna fuck."

"you can either come back to my place and have sex with me, or i can drag you into an ally and rape you, it's your choice."

Heres an intresting one:

"how would you like your eggs in the morning?Fertilised?"

If you were a hamburger at McDonalds I would call you McBeautiful.

I tried that once but she just laughed at me and turned the other way...

*sigh*

The best lines are the ones that are unique to the girl you're trying to talk to. Make her feel like you're interested in her, and not her ass and it's the best bet you've got.

Be genuine, be original, and remember, you da man!

What about pick-up lines for girls?

Some guys are shy and need a little "nudge" in the right direction.

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

What about pick-up lines for girls?

Some guys are shy and need a little "nudge" in the right direction.

"Let's fuck!"

nice gus, nice.

forget that, be original

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Times tried: 6

Times it worked: 5

-Monarchist

Here is another one:

Hello, I may have just met you but I feel like I have known you all my life and I love you, what hotel room should I reserve?

Times tried: 5

Times worked: 5

It takes alot of guts to say tho

-Monarchist

quote:Originally posted by SARDONICPILLOW:

"you can either come back to my place and have sex with me, or i can drag you into an ally and rape you, it's your choice."

note: works best while accompanied by a knife/drugs in drink.

quote:Originally posted by Monarchist:

Here is another one:

Hello, I may have just met you but I feel like I have known you all my life and I love you, what hotel room should I reserve?

Times tried: 5

Times worked: 5

It takes alot of guts to say tho

-Monarchist

you are such a fucking liar.

either that, or you like to pick up chicks who are drunk/unconcious.

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Here is yet another one:

Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.

Times tried: 36

Times worked: 36

I'm getting these from http://linesthataregood.com/innuendo.html

so check that place out

-Monarchist

Wana jump in my low rider and lets rotate these tyres!

I've found I get the best response with "Hi, I'm Brady" but other things work too. Don't use some stupid line you read on the internet, be creative and personal about it.

Don't forget the classic, "HEY!, it's not gonna suck itself."

*ive lost my phone number, can i have yours?*

hey u might not get to much sex but you call always call, and call, and call till they arreest you or you get sec

Empire.

"Nice legs, what time do they open at"

Some guy used that yesterday, what a dumbass.

Chat up lines don't work on girls with a functioning brain/over the age of 16

However, I find the most commonly occuring, "Where's your boyfriend at the night?" or "Hi! Will you go with me?"

Boys round here suck

That's cause they're boys, most men can have a conversation without sounding like a horn dog.

How very true. Damn them and their inability to act like normal people!

They're boys let them have there fun, they will grow out of it well most of them will.

I think it's just dance music loving, tracksuit wearing, live with their parents boys. I hope that's it anyway.

Meh, only a month til I get to Belfast and start meeting a better class of asshole anyways

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"You girls like drinkin?"

alt.

"You girls like takin' pills?"

works on those not so high class girls.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by vanillalick:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by boobsy mcfirehazard:

[b]I think it's just dnace music loving, tracksuit wearing, live with their parents boys. I hope that's it anyway. [/QOUTE]



I don't think it has to do with how they dress, live or what they do for amusement.

I think it more of the age and still needing to grow up, once they experience life(job, bills, responsibilities) there attitudes will change.

There's a huge difference between the accepted behaviour among groups of boys, in my experience. I know this isn't true for everyone, but again, from what I've seen, it's those kind of boys who sleaze most.

Plus, most of them are 20+, old enough to know better. In fairness though, I doubt most of the boys I've encountered are searching for a serious relationship, so who am I to judge?

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Yes if your out partying most guys any age will be drinking and get brave when talking to a female, but if they approach you any other time it's a different story.

But most teenage guys just want a piece of ass not a relationship, there for they don't care how they approach a female as long as they get laid.

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