when asked to swallow...each load has all these wonderful benefits for them...

• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)

• blood-group antigens (from immune system)

• calcium (mineral)

• chlorine (oxidizing agent)

• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)

• choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)

• citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)

• creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)

• deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)

• fructose (sugar used for energy)

• glutathione (peptide amino acid)

• hyaluronidase (enzyme)

• inositol (sugar found in muscles)

• lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)

• magnesium (mineral)

• nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)

• phosporus (mineral)

• potassium (mineral)

• purine (compound of uric acid)

• pyrimidine (organic base)

• pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)

• sodium (salt)

• sorbitol (body alcohol)

• spermidine (catalytic enzyme)

• spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)

• urea (from urine)

• uric acid (from urine)

• vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)

• zinc (mineral)

IF IT'S SO DAMN GOOD.....

*tips johnnx's head back, opens mouth and pours a pint of sperm down*

^^^ Hahaha

Nerd boy knows the facts, so let him have a taste ...

thread-starter: I think you're qualified say such a thing only if:

-You're equally-willing to go down on her as long as she wants

-You're capable of swallowing your own cum

-You have descended testicles

Oops! You don't qualify. I'm sorry. You are the weakest link - GOODBYE!





[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 06-24-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

You are the weakest link - GOODBYE!(edited 06-24-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

when asked to swallow...each load has all these wonderful benefits for them...

• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)

• blood-group antigens (from immune system)

• calcium (mineral)

• chlorine (oxidizing agent)

• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)

• choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)

• citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)

• creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)

• deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)

• fructose (sugar used for energy)

• glutathione (peptide amino acid)

• hyaluronidase (enzyme)

• inositol (sugar found in muscles)

• lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)

• magnesium (mineral)

• nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)

• phosporus (mineral)

• potassium (mineral)

• purine (compound of uric acid)

• pyrimidine (organic base)

• pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)

• sodium (salt)

• sorbitol (body alcohol)

• spermidine (catalytic enzyme)

• spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)

• urea (from urine)

• uric acid (from urine)

• vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)

• zinc (mineral)

Ah, the Blow Job Diet.

I'm telling you, it's the new Atkins.

And remember ladies, it goes down easy



[This message has been edited by boobsy mcfirehazard (edited 06-24-2004).]

^^^sorry boobsy but this refers to human sperm.....

*makes horsey noises*

Quiet you!

What I imagined horse piss to taste like.

I was rather proud of my Blow Job Diet joke

Why do I or other guys need to try it when its already inside our bodies...

^Because most of you guys are losing it at an ALARMING RATE and need to replentish supplies...

^^So you know exactly why some girls don't like to swallow. Just because it's in your body doesn't mean you know what it tastes like.

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

Why do I or other guys need to try it when its already inside our bodies...

I thought we were talking about scat here for a minute...

quote:Originally posted by boobsy mcfirehazard:

Ah, the Blow Job Diet.

I'm telling you, it's the new Atkins.

And remember ladies, it goes down easy



[This message has been edited by boobsy mcfirehazard (edited 06-24-2004).]

Hahahaha Fucking GOLD!!!!

quote:Originally posted by Tabiba:

^Because most of you guys are losing it at an ALARMING RATE and need to replentish supplies...

We have a never ending supply that you can have for FREE...if u dont like the taste simply add it to food, drink etc...

Sperm smerm. I prefer the G-Spot Juice Diet.

There's a lot more of it. Once you get

it flowing, that is.

It really hits the spot & the spot is your eye if you're not careful.

Hey, you forgot to mention, that getting Fishcaked 'swallowing' tastes like absolute shit! So, unless your gonna taste your own cum (and most likely dry-reach over the taste) shut the fuck up and stop bitching!

^^Makes no sense...

So I gather you're willing to taste your own pussy juice on a regular basis? You'd be first to complain if I guy wouldn't eat your pussy as well...

Why do guys freely eat pussy and consume the bodily fluid in the process yet girls have a hangup with semen...

What's wrong with you guys?

I've tasted mine... it's not THAT bad...

Bit tangy with a vanilla after taste.

Come on guys, the girls wants us to taste it and THEN they'll swallow. You don't have to taste it everytime then huh???

As so many before me have said,

Don't be bitching about a girl's lack of swallowing enthusiasm, if you yourself haven't drunk at the one eyed fountain

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

^^Makes no sense...

So I gather you're willing to taste your own pussy juice on a regular basis? You'd be first to complain if I guy wouldn't eat your pussy as well...

Why do guys freely eat pussy and consume the bodily fluid in the process yet girls have a hangup with semen...



Umm, fuckstick, we're talking about cum, not poon juice, and i never said anything about guys bitching over it! Lots of them are willing to do it anyway!

Leave the insults out of it and I know we're talking about cum...I did create this topic...I dont have a problem with the taste of a girl but a lot of girls have a problem with semen...

Why is that?

because their gay

Because getting slimy, membranous glop in your mouth that stays stuck-together like egg whites instead of being more akin to jello-o feels disgusting, probably. My cum is tasteless (but sweet when I'm on methamphetamine), though I wouldn't blame someone for not liking the texture. I sure didn't.

[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 06-26-2004).]

pussy juice tastes nice (majority of the time). semen on the other hand smells strongly of ammonia (in some cases) and is mostly unpleasant.

Pussy juice is nice, as you said.

But god damn, you're really fucking some nasty men. It shouldn't smell or taste like anything. No offense, by the way; I just know I can't fathom how disgusting it would be if my cum smelled bad, and I had to deal with it while jacking off. Ugh.

The ammonia smell might have been lingering urine which made it in, by the way. If not, then I suggest he get a check-up.

[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 06-26-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by ATypiCalStuDenT:

pussy juice tastes nice (majority of the time). semen on the other hand smells strongly of ammonia (in some cases) and is mostly unpleasant.

Semen, ammonia? What the fuck is wrong with that sperm?! I wouldn't have any problems with swallowing if i could masturbate with my mouth. Anyway it's supposed to taste tingly and CLEAN, not ammonia and shit.

Plus, i like eating pussy, but please girls, make sure there's no toilet paper stuck down there!! :P

-kj

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

when asked to swallow...each load has all these wonderful benefits for them...

• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)

• blood-group antigens (from immune system)

• calcium (mineral)

• chlorine (oxidizing agent)

• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)

• choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)

• citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)

• creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)

• deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)

• fructose (sugar used for energy)

• glutathione (peptide amino acid)

• hyaluronidase (enzyme)

• inositol (sugar found in muscles)

• lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)

• magnesium (mineral)

• nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)

• phosporus (mineral)

• potassium (mineral)

• purine (compound of uric acid)

• pyrimidine (organic base)

• pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)

• sodium (salt)

• sorbitol (body alcohol)

• spermidine (catalytic enzyme)

• spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)

• urea (from urine)

• uric acid (from urine)

• vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)

• zinc (mineral)

here's an experiment for you: take a glass of lukewarm eggnog, put a little cinnamon in it, then add about three cups of salt and see how you like it.