My GF Always Seems To Like Sucking On My Dick. But I Don't Know Why. Semen Must Taste Like Shit, Right?

[This message has been edited by The Mad Bomber (edited 06-24-2004).]

well she may like pleasing you, she may like doing it cuz it makes her feel dirty, erotic, ect...

And as for what ur sperm tastes like, um... try it and tell us.

quote:Originally posted by The Mad Bomber:

Semen Must Taste Like Shit, Right?

You're like,... retarded, right?!

If you're a healthy, heterosexual guy your semen should taste like semen... not shit.

Semen doesn't taste that bad, unless your diet is off-kilter and you eat lots of sugary stuff.

I LOVE giving blowjobs, almost as much as I love sex. I love dicks, love touching, feeling, licking, slobbering all over them, it's great. Women are designed to be attracted to the male sexual organ just as men are designed to be attracted to the female bits and pieces. Women who deny attraction to the penis are prudes and liars.

Where are you from Sarcophagus?

^^^^HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!



....hahahahahaha hopeless.

*shakes head*

quote:Originally posted by The Mad Bomber:

My GF Always Seems To Like Sucking On My Disk. But I Don't Know Why. Must Taste Like Shit, Right?

CD or DVD? R or RW?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

CD or DVD? R or RW?

's' is only two letters away from 'c' on the keyboard. When... ah, I don't even feel like flaming you. I must say that it wasn't funny, however.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

If you're a healthy, heterosexual guy your semen should taste like semen... not shit.

Semen doesn't taste that bad, unless your diet is off-kilter and you eat lots of sugary stuff.

I LOVE giving blowjobs, almost as much as I love sex. I love dicks, love touching, feeling, licking, slobbering all over them, it's great. Women are designed to be attracted to the male sexual organ just as men are designed to be attracted to the female bits and pieces. Women who deny attraction to the penis are prudes and liars.



Oh, i never tried my own Semen cuz i thought that would be sorta gay. But thanks for the advice.

Sucking on a disk...can't see that.

As for women liking it everyone's different some do some don't, I love it, gets men aroused and drives me crazy too. And it doesn't taste all that bad.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

You're like,... retarded, right?!

Uh, no i just never ate my own Semen cuz i thought that would be gay.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

CD or DVD? R or RW?



Thanks for the joke, LOL. I was typing this quickly cuz i was busy.

quote:Originally posted by vanillalick:

Sucking on a disk...can't see that.

As for women liking it everyone's different some do some don't, I love it, gets men aroused and drives me crazy too. And it doesn't taste all that bad.

I meant to say DICK. S Is Close To C On A QWERTYUIOP Keyboard.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

...Women who deny attraction to the penis are prudes and liars.

My ex didn't like giving head. I managed to get her to do it about 3 times while we were going out (2 months). Maybe she didn't like doing it because she is a selfish slut or maybe it's because she sucks at it, but either way, what a bitch.

quote:Originally posted by queens187:

Where are you from Sarcophagus?

Don't be mean Snoopy, that's probably the closest he's ever gotten to interacting with a female.

quote:Originally posted by The Mad Bomber:

cuz ... gay

saying cuz is gay ...

quote:Originally posted by The Mad Bomber:

Uh, no i just never ate my own Semen cuz i thought that would be gay.

You are gay.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

My ex didn't like giving head. I managed to get her to do it about 3 times while we were going out (2 months). Maybe she didn't like doing it because she is a selfish slut or maybe it's because she sucks at it, but either way, what a bitch.

lol, I found that whole mini-rant quite hilarious.



edit: forgot to type the message! :P

[This message has been edited by Shodan's Own (edited 06-24-2004).]

Personally, I love it... I think it has to be with the right guy though. You have to be comfortable with the guy so you can experiment and get better at it. Me doing it to my boyfriend actually turns me on, let alone him!!

i have this dream in which i suck off a whole line of men one after the other. hhhmmmm

shame i'm not allowed to do it in reality.