I've turned into a nice guy lately the last few years, and I'm beginning to hate it.

It sucks.

I want to be almost a complete asshole.

How can this be done oh great ones of the path?

Voice what you feel.

Think that girl's shirt is too tight for her weight? tell her so.

Think those pants are the most hideous pair in the world? tell her so.

Notice she's got a spot of food on her face? Instead of being nice about it, "Excuse me, I think you may have a tiny spot on your face right there...", try being an ass. "You've got a bunch of shit right there...jesus christ, you can't put the fork down for five minutes can you?"

Of course, the more of an asshole you are, the less chicks are going to want you. I wouldn't suggest it, but do what you'd like.

quote:Originally posted by Saline Colors:

Of course, the more of an asshole you are, the less chicks are going to want you.

Maybe it's different where I live, but usually chicks do go for the assholes.

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That's no so much a "how" as it is a "why".

Personality changes belong in Reinvent Yourself.