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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-06-21, 23:24
thedarknesssuck thedarknesssuck is offline
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Default Looking for GF

Girlfriend Application Test

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Location:

Contact details:

Looks

Height:

Weight:

Hair colour:

Eye colour:

Deformities (scarring, acne, facial hair etc):



Further notes:



Education

School attended:

Dates:

Qualifications and Grades:



College/University attended:

Dates:

Qualifications and Grades:



Languages (please state language spoken and competence: Basic/Conversational/Fluent):



Personality

Traits (please underline as applicable):

Outgoing

Kind

Selfish

Boring

Witty

Sarcastic

Shy

Spiteful

Frigid

Slutty

Demented

Others:

Interests (list in order of preference):



Briefly descibe yourself:

Work Experience

Number of previous boyfriends:

List previous 3, dates of employment and reason for dismissal:



References:

Please provide details of two previous boyfriends I may contact for a reference.

Name:

Address:

Tel. No.

Name:

Address:

Tel. No.

Health

Do you have any genetic disease within the family? Please state disease and relation:



Do you suffer from any of the following:

Asthma

Cancer

High Blood Pressure

Insomnia

Tuberculosis

Gonoreah

Syphillis

AIDs/HIV

Other STDs:

Other disease in general:

Do you have any dental problems?

Exercise (please state activity and frequency):

General

Write a short paragraph on why you think you would be suitable for the position.
 #2 
Old 2004-06-21, 23:32
Hagbard23 Hagbard23 is offline
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umm why don't we move right on to the skills test?? lol
 #3 
Old 2004-06-21, 23:39
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Ubiquitously
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eye reh a g0th1c g1rl. d0 u liek me n0w?



Shek
 #4 
Old 2004-06-21, 23:47
Hagbard23 Hagbard23 is offline
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You speak so fucking 1337 that even 12 year old AOLers can't get it. that is fucking 1337. Too 1337 for a n00bler like myself...

No really i didn't understand that it was much too eliete for a novice like myself.
 #5 
Old 2004-06-21, 23:51
yixil yixil is offline
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You're an idiot.

I won't put up the link because it's overused.
 #6 
Old 2004-06-22, 00:09
Hagbard23 Hagbard23 is offline
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Me, i'm an idiot...but uh...how.... Yeah you're right...
 
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