What was the date that went the bestfor you? Where, when did you take who to do what?

Personally, It was my 1st date with my current gf... We went to the cinema after exams week to watch Troy... All I can say is that I never imagined a toungue could feel that soft...

So... what about you?

/me winces and clenches teeth

^^What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Bad memories.

*'someone who fears no evil' joins in wincing at memories of 1st real date!*

i recently wrote about my 1st kiss...(which i ballsed up -bien sur!)

well a few weeks latter said girl(woman) came round the house one friday evening and asked if i wanted to go to a party.

yes i said and we walked the 7 miles to the next town.

it was my first proper party...loads of high volume music, people screwing, alcohol,people doing drugs(!),alcohol,people screwing,loud music,alcohol-you get the picture.

anyway she and i got very drunk and she dragged the 18 year virgin into the bedroom and started to get undressed! her attitude was 'hurry up and fuck me finally'!

obviously i was real keen too until it transpired i hadn't brought any condoms and neither had she.

so what does a bright boy do?

he goes around the couples at the party trying to find someone who has a rubber to spare. of course every other woman there was on the pill!

we finally decided to just do a 69 etc...till i got undressed and she clocked my brown terry y-fronts and had a giggling fit.

after that she passed out in an alcohol coma



ps.suffice to say that since that day i have never worn Y-fronts again and have a phobia of them.

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 06-21-2004).]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wandered 'round Belfast on a freezing day, with him and my friend.

Stopped to talk to every other person that went past, cos he knew 'em all

Went into the lizard shop, and knocked glass cages

Visited a million alt record shops

He bought me a cup of tea

Kissed in a freezing multistorey carpark, while my friend paid the ticket

Got the nicest chips ever

Got lost on the way to his house

Sat in his room for a while

It was fun and all, but my friend was everywhere, dammit!! I wanted some action!

i did finally lose my cherry to her 3 months later although i had to hitch hike across england to do it,

and she fell asleep halfway through...

quote:Originally posted by boobsy mcfirehazard:

Wandered 'round Belfast on a freezing day, with him and my friend.

Stopped to talk to every other person that went past, cos he knew 'em all

Went into the lizard shop, and knocked glass cages

Visited a million alt record shops

He bought me a cup of tea

Kissed in a freezing multistorey carpark, while my friend paid the ticket

Got the nicest chips ever

Got lost on the way to his house

Sat in his room for a while

It was fun and all, but my friend was everywhere, dammit!! I wanted some action!



with friends like that...

Who needs cctv?

The point was, she was meeting her boyfriend once we got to Belfast, but he couldn't go. I wasn't intentionally mean.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*'someone who fears no evil' joins in wincing at memories of 1st real date!*

i recently wrote about my 1st kiss...(which i ballsed up -bien sur!)

well a few weeks latter said girl(woman) came round the house one friday evening and asked if i wanted to go to a party.

yes i said and we walked the 7 miles to the next town.

it was my first proper party...loads of high volume music, people screwing, alcohol,people doing drugs(!),alcohol,people screwing,loud music,alcohol-you get the picture.

anyway she and i got very drunk and she dragged the 18 year virgin into the bedroom and started to get undressed! her attitude was 'hurry up and fuck me finally'!

obviously i was real keen too until it transpired i hadn't brought any condoms and neither had she.

so what does a bright boy do?

he goes around the couples at the party trying to find someone who has a rubber to spare. of course every other woman there was on the pill!

we finally decided to just do a 69 etc...till i got undressed and she clocked my brown terry y-fronts and had a giggling fit.

after that she passed out in an alcohol coma



ps.suffice to say that since that day i have never worn Y-fronts again and have a phobia of them.

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 06-21-2004).]

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I feel sorry for you...

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

boobsy i take it your friend has now taken holy orders? the Little Flowers of Perpetual Annoyance perchance?

to lord of the rings part ?, she had already seen it, so decided there were more intresting things to do for her than watch (more intresting for me that is) never watched a movie while enjoyin meself that much

No, she and her boyfriend feel free to grope and slabber over each other in my presence, so she's not actually joining the convent.

But, she gave me a lift up, so I still like her

So, Infrared... No successful dates?

There has to have had at least ONE?!

The one where he didn't show up.

quote:Originally posted by JesusTookMyBike123:

The one where he didn't show up.

LMAO

i had a few successful dates, like when my blind date doesnt show up, or where my ex-gf threw up on my jeans after a party...oh then there is the time where a friend and i thought we had 2 bad ass chics and found out one of them was a him! or used to be a him! yep good times!

What do you mean by successful?

Hmmm...

I'd have to say my best date was just the other night, actually. My husband and I dropped the kid off with my sister, went to dinner, caught a movie, picked the kid back up, came home, put her to bed, and snuggled on the couch before having fantastic sex. All in all, a great evening. Simple, yes. But fun. It's not so much what you do, as the attitude in which you do it.

And it doesn't hurt that movie we saw had a whole hell of a lot of Vin Diesl... yummy.

Ok... by successful I mean like... the best...

The best date is always the most successful...

*bump*

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

/me winces and clenches teeth



Infra, if you have bad memories, dont post something like this. it will just cause people asking what they are, which will bring them up again. just go to different topic.

thats what i do.

Shittie

I'm sorry, but what's a Y-front?

quote:Originally posted by CG ROXANE:

I'm sorry, but what's a Y-front?



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[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 06-23-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

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good support post Jack!

Edit: Took out excess code that was stretching the page out! --DC

[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 07-02-2004).]

bump!