I get erections too often goddamnit... All the time! In the middle of a lesson, while kissing my gf (Se might get offended if she feels a hard thing against her...), while walkin in the street... I NEED SOME HELP!!!

I'm 13 and am sick of these constant erections... does anyone know how i can reduce the number of erections I get?

welcome to puberty

^^FUCK!!!

Couldnt puberty be a little more considerate???

[This message has been edited by Dazzle (edited 06-20-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Dazzle:

...does anyone know how i can reduce the number of erections I get?

Reduce? Well, you could stop them all by cutting off your penis, but I doubt you've gotten to that point, yet.

Don't worry about your erections as much, I doubt anyone is going to be looking to see if you have one, and if they do (and comment on it [and they aren't a female that you'd like to get with]) just ask them why they were looking at your crouch. That'll shut them up.

Kids your age get erections at near random, so don't worry too much about them. Although, you'd worry much less if you didn't have a penis to get erect...

Alright, try getting one in Church, having your cell phone ring and then trying to run out while covering it up.

But for the advice: think about non-sexual things. American Pie 2 said it best "Chairs, Mastadons (sp?), cleaning my room..."

Of course, sometimes it backfires because you think of having sex while sitting on a chair, or mastadons walking in on you having sex, or cleaning your room because you have had sex too much...



EDIT: I dedicate my 777th post to Random Boner Syndrome (RBS)

Also, if you feel confident enough, which I doubt it, no 13 year old is, talk to your girlfriend about your RBS. Acceptance is part of the solution.

EDIT2:Grammar...

[This message has been edited by bilzo (edited 06-20-2004).]

[This message has been edited by bilzo (edited 06-20-2004).]

Gustave: "Reduce? Well, you could stop them all by cutting off your penis"

WHAT ARE YOU??? FUCKIN INSANE???

bilzo: "Also, if you feel confident enough, which I doubt it, no 13 year old is, talk to your girlfriend about your RBS. Acceptance is part of the solution."

Damn right...

I hate RBS...

Yes, Gustave is insane. And yes, RBS does suck. Just cover it up. If you are kissing your girl then have a jacket and hang it low in one hand. If not, then sit on a couch and use a pillow and have her sit on your lap. She will think the pillow is for protection of your balls from her weight.

The problem with the kissing is not that she'll see it... she'll probably have her eyes closed... the problem is she'll feel it, and she's not the "horniest" girl there is... she might get offended.

And I'm not gonna walk around with a jacket all the time...

quote:Originally posted by Dazzle:

Gustave: "Reduce? Well, you could stop them all by cutting off your penis"

WHAT ARE YOU??? FUCKIN INSANE???

Well, it would seem to be the most logical way of never having to worry about getting an erection again, although my logic has known to been very inhuman.

^^I wanna REDUCE my erections not END them... I wanna have erections in appropriate times...

Gustave... YOU are inhuman... you scare me sometimes...

[This message has been edited by Dazzle (edited 06-20-2004).]

"Make her jack you off and then blow a load on her face for not acting on it sooner."

Fuck you... Its people like you that make me like totse less and less...

we're 13 for fucks sake!!!

Asshole

[This message has been edited by Dazzle (edited 06-20-2004).]

I doubt your girlfriend would really be offend, she will probably be happy she arouses you, as long as you don't go humping her leg like a dog or anything. And you can always explain how us guys really can't control the damn thing other than encouraging it. Besides if she gets all pissy over something little like that is she worth having?

She is definately worth having... She is the only girl I know that is good looking, smart, semi-altruistic and isnt a whore...

If she does get offended... oh well...

No ways of reducing erections??? anyone???

quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

I doubt your girlfriend would really be offend, she will probably be happy she arouses you, as long as you don't go humping her leg like a dog or anything. And you can always explain how us guys really can't control the damn thing other than encouraging it. Besides if she gets all pissy over something little like that is she worth having?



Lol damn right! My girlfriend jumps on me when we're together just to give me one. Maybe it's better though cause we can talk about anything. My dick, her pussy, her ass...anything! Besides my girlfriend gets turned on before I do, which is good. When the other gets turned on faster it makes us feel better.It's kidna like a game :P.

Just sit her in you lap when you get one(if your alone of course) and she may start rubbing against it. I'm not saying fuck her, but at your age get some of that out. Go jackoff or something.

But yes its very normal. Everyone your age gets them offten, and very randomly. I remember getting them in class. Those were the days . But chances are man, she gets we just as much as you get bonners. It's just harder to tell....unless you have an awsome girl like mine .

Don't be ashamed. Be proud you dont have Erectile disfunction.

^^I guess i should be glad...

Well... I guess I'll have to find out if she gets offended or not... I'll just kiss her tomorrow, and find out...

I HAVE A FUCKIN RANDOM ERECTION RIGHT NOW!!!

*disses random erections under his breath...*

I have heard of meditations that decrese your "hornyness"... maybe that will help...

quote:Originally posted by Dazzle:

^^I guess i should be glad...

Well... I guess I'll have to find out if she gets offended or not... I'll just kiss her tomorrow, and find out...

I HAVE A FUCKIN RANDOM ERECTION RIGHT NOW!!!

*disses random erections under his breath...*

I have heard of meditations that decrese your "hornyness"... maybe that will help...

Umm settle down? Erections are good, they mean that you can eventually procreate. There is no way to reduce them. It is the way you we were made. Everything has a reason, but if you hate being male that much, just castrate yourself.

someone just had to mention castration...

Yeah.. erections are good for that purpouse... but they do get irritating when you get them at the wrong time... It can also get quite embarassing... I guess I'll have to live with inconveniant erections

[This message has been edited by Dazzle (edited 06-21-2004).]

Whack off.

LMAO, i got an erection today while i was working out

i was running on the tread mill today and this girl in front of me had this huge ass and when she would run it would bounce

*bounce bounce*

*bounce bounce*

then all of a sudden my penis wakes up so i fake a cramp in my leg so i can try to get away, and this old ladie next to me saw that i had this 3-D effect to my shorts and she is there laughing...

I felt really embarrased and went to a different machine! damn those old people always staring at my penis when im running!

but yeah that happened today, and it sucked

so dont worry man your penis sord of has a mind of its own!

quote:Posted by Latin1052:

Whack Off

^^Do you seriously think I dont do that???

C'mon!!!

quote:Posted by chucNrambo:

LMAO, i got an erection today while i was working out

i was running on the tread mill today and this girl in front of me had this huge ass and when she would run it would bounce

*bounce bounce*

*bounce bounce*

then all of a sudden my penis wakes up so i fake a cramp in my leg so i can try to get away, and this old ladie next to me saw that i had this 3-D effect to my shorts and she is there laughing...

I felt really embarrased and went to a different machine! damn those old people always staring at my penis when im running!

but yeah that happened today, and it sucked

so dont worry man your penis sord of has a mind of its own!

Old ladies suck...

Oh well... Someone really should develop a Penis taming kit of some kind... this is really pissing me off...

[This message has been edited by Dazzle (edited 06-21-2004).]

Why the hell is this such a big deal? You have a hard-on...so what? It's just a fucking erection not a gun.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

Why the hell is this such a big deal? You have a hard-on...so what? It's just a fucking erection not a gun.

You can use your penis as a gun though....if you're a good enough aim

If you are really dedicated get a prince albert and hook it to your belt

Just tell your girlfriend about it. Make it a joke. Just be like "Damn it! I swear I don't have any control over it. RBS has taken it from me!"

Fuck, I am going to heed my own advice.

Next time I get a hard-on I will just make a joke out of it.

I'm 14

Trust me, your girlfriend isn't as innocent as you think...unless she goes to an all girls school or something

Otherwise, if she's been in public school all her life, she won't freak out when you get a boner

Just as long as you don't pressure her to do anything that she doesn't want to do

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Reduce? Well, you could stop them all by cutting off your penis, but I doubt you've gotten to that point, yet.

Don't worry about your erections as much, I doubt anyone is going to be looking to see if you have one, and if they do (and comment on it [and they aren't a female that you'd like to get with]) just ask them why they were looking at your crouch. That'll shut them up.

Kids your age get erections at near random, so don't worry too much about them. Although, you'd worry much less if you didn't have a penis to get erect...

You know, Gustave is right, I had that problem and I caught my penis off... The damnedest thing happened afterward though, It grew back, twice as large. Cut your penis off, I guarantee it'll be the best decision you make in your life and the chicks will really dig you then

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quote:Originally posted by Unwyred:

You know, Gustave is right, I had that problem and I caught my penis off... The damnedest thing happened afterward though, It grew back, twice as large. Cut your penis off, I guarantee it'll be the best decision you make in your life and the chicks will really dig you then

[This message has been edited by Unwyred (edited 06-21-2004).]

Do not listen to this person! There is no proof whatsoever that once your penis grows back it will be twice as large.

quote:Posted by bilzo:

Just tell your girlfriend about it. Make it a joke. Just be like "Damn it! I swear I don't have any control over it. RBS has taken it from me!"

I guess I'll try that... Unfortunately i fell sick today so i couldnt kiss her

oh well... maybe tomorrow...

[qoute]Posted by Unwyred:

You know, Gustave is right, I had that problem and I caught my penis off... The damnedest thing happened afterward though, It grew back, twice as large. Cut your penis off, I guarantee it'll be the best decision you make in your life and the chicks will really dig you then [/quote]

quote:Posted by Blurry:

Do not listen to this person! There is no proof whatsoever that once your penis grows back it will be twice as large.

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you just made my day...

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ok, if you also get horny from getting random erections, go out and buy a dog and a few bottles of peanut butter. ram your hardened cock into the peaut butter and have your dog suck the piss out of you!! then your get some, if your girlfriend dont put out, and you can satisify your dick.

bromine water.

tried and true, of course it might destroy your ability totally, but you sound desperate. if you don't want to do that then just rub it against her as you kiss.

she might like it, you'll never know if you don't ask her.

If you want to get rid of an erection just picture yourself shooting a really cute animal, or your own pet, with a shotgun that usually does it for me.

here's a radical approach to your problem kiddo: why not TALK to her about the problem.

tell her that you love kissing her/being with her but that you then get an erection.ask her if that upsets her etc.

most girls don't mind !

quote:Originally posted by Dazzle:

"Make her jack you off and then blow a load on her face for not acting on it sooner."

Fuck you... Its people like you that make me like totse less and less...

we're 13 for fucks sake!!!

Asshole

[This message has been edited by Dazzle (edited 06-20-2004).]

Exactly. You're 13. Stop trying to grow up so fast and go play with your army men.

Juvenile.

There's an erection coming up in November, I hear.

Talking to her might seem like the best idea... but i just can't!

Well.. I wont ask her if she minds... if she comments on it while/after we kiss... THEN i'll talk to her... if she doesn't, well, I guess she's ok with it..

I'll just have to deal with it... Fuckin puberty...

bodomised: Why am I trying to grow up? I'm just tryin to decrease my erections!

on a side note: I hate Army Men

Infrared: For some apparent reason your post made me laugh off my chair...

I'll vote "Bush" when that erection comes up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA...

Infra... you're paying my Medical bills...

Ouch...

I like Army Men. Only the small origional green type.

Anyway, just think about non-sexual or depressing things...

your 13 not 23, noone is going to see your little erection.

Just wait until your 16 and you get one in the middle of a class..then youll be )

I have your solution.

You will need the following items:

A few pairs of 1-size-too-small briefs.

A few pairs of nude, control top panty-hose.



Put on the briefs, but instead of tucking your penis down and to one side, tuck it pointing up, and to one side. This way, when you get an erection, it's already pointed up, and less obvious. However, for extra protecion, you should put on the nude control top pantyhose. Any woman can tell you that those things suck five pounds off your frame, so they can certainly control an erection. Then simply slide your pants on over them, and all is well. No more pesky boners messing up your day! I mean, they're still there, but they sure as hell aren't going to be showing!

You'll learn many tricks as you get older, like the ol' "Waistband Tuck", and the "Fake tie your shoe". Once you get to be about 15-16, it happens a lot less frequently and when it happens with your girl, most don't mind.

Thank god I'm not 13 anymore....(No, it's not like yesterday was my 14th birthday. I turned 15 in May.)

quote:Originally posted by Dazzle:

I get erections too often goddamnit... All the time! In the middle of a lesson, while kissing my gf (Se might get offended if she feels a hard thing against her...), while walkin in the street... I NEED SOME HELP!!!

I'm 13 and am sick of these constant erections... does anyone know how i can reduce the number of erections I get?



wear tight underwear (ouch)? dunno same happens to me. just learn to live with it.

-Monarchist

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I'll be honest I havnt read any of the posts apart from the first one.

My adive to you is have sex with her all the time then kissing her will become boring. If anyone says 13 is too young tell them to shut the fuck up. If your girlfriend says the same thing reply with "Dont you love me"

Voila! Problem solved

^That is simultaneously the best and worst advice i have ever heard!!!!!!!!

There's a little something you need to learn about totse...

... we're not serious. Do you seriously think a bunch of people aged 14 to 30 with nothing better to do than post on a BBS are going to give you a straight awnser about a topic like this.

As long as your pants aren't so loose that your erection sticks out in front of you, you're fine. It's ok if she can feel it or see a tiny bulge.

If she has a problem with it, mabye you shouldn't be with her. Most girls in a public school couldn't care less.

quote:Originally posted by Dazzle:

^^I guess i should be glad...

Well... I guess I'll have to find out if she gets offended or not... I'll just kiss her tomorrow, and find out...

I HAVE A FUCKIN RANDOM ERECTION RIGHT NOW!!!

*disses random erections under his breath...*

I have heard of meditations that decrese your "hornyness"... maybe that will help...

That last thing you said is sort of true, but it doesn't help what you want helped. I've tried meditation a few times, and while it sort of does make you feel less horny, I've found that an erection is still one of the side effects of meditation.

Good idea Lilly.

It doesn't matter if she goes to public or private school, it depends on HER. And I would advise you to talk to her but wouldn't expect it.

I wouldn't advise you to rub it against her and wait for her to say something. What if she feels it and stays silent from embarassment? Don't put her in that position, especially since she's only 13. You might scare her!

I don't know how how long you've been going out. I don't know how close you are and how comfortable you are with her. Regardless, the best approach would be to have a serious, mature conversation. (I don't know how capable you guys are of this.) But try it.

If you decide you really cannot talk to her then wear jeans more and throw away all your basketball shorts.

You won't have random erections for the rest of your life. As you get older they'll become less frequent. You'll have a wet dream once in a while. All of that will settle down when you get older and the hormones aren't going haywire.

For now, try to find ways to hide it. I know tucking it in the waistband is a common one. Try masturbating more, that might calm it a little.

There's a little something you need to learn about totse...



quote:... we're not serious. Do you seriously think a bunch of people aged 14 to 30 with nothing better to do than post on a BBS are going to give you a straight awnser about a topic like this.

What authority do you have to speak for totse or anyone her but yourself?

Actually, I was joking with that post. However, the tucking it up and to the side part, and wearing briefs instead of boxers... that idea isn't acutally mine. I had an ex-boyfriend who used to do that. And I could NEVER tell when he had an erection. (And believe me, it wasn't a size issue. )

^Are you going to vote Bush in the cumming erection, or has all the political spew turned you away? Sure was a stiff one in 2000.

Oh fuck me, I'm an idiot. Carry on!

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 06-22-2004).]

Reducing erections? these are the good days my young friend. i remember when i was 12 and could pop it up any time of the day, even after a fifth go. nowadays i'd almost rather....i would rather sleep than have sex. The random erections will go away once you become desensitized to kissing and such.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Oh fuck me, I'm an idiot. Carry on!

Don't you mean "Kerry on!"?

Duck tape!? Man there is nothing that we can help you with, you might want to start to wear baggy clothing for a while, or just wack off in the morning, herd of that helping guys when the hit puberty.



-PsyCl0ne-

Usualy pants will sort of bunch up at the top when you are standing, so try pointing it sideways to make it merge with a foldline. A bit painfull sometimes, but it'll go down quickly anyway.

When you are sitting down, your pants bunch up more, so if that doesn't hide it, and you wear boxers, then you either lean and rest your elbows on your legs, or point it down one leg of your pants and put your hands in your pockets to tighten it up. Yet again, it does get a bit painfull, but the pain will hopefully make it go down.

Not always, though. By 14 your learn these tactics by yourself anyway.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

What authority do you have to speak for totse or anyone her but yourself?

I have no authority to represent Totse, but, I can give my opinion on it's users in general. What I meant is responses like Gustave's aren't meant to be taken seriously, and he should know that, but, going by his response to that, he obviously doesn't. I realize that using the word "We're" was a mistake.

[This message has been edited by letsnukechina (edited 07-12-2004).]

I love this thread. Anyway, the waistband trick is your best bet if you couldn't prevent it in the beginning anyway.



*I am still rooting for thinking about things that are non-sexual*

who gives a shit if yor girl friend feels your boner, if she does happen to get affended just yell surpise.