Has your annoying housemate been kicked out yet? Cause I need a place to stay.

Come to Albuquerque, if you want to room with a tweak-dealer, his bitch, and the house's owner, a fucking strange, sullen guy who's always either touchy or cleaning his guns, if not fucked off to work.

God damn, I can just see you hitting on the girl, only to get into a fight with her boyfriend. I think you and I would never fight: We'd both just say "No argument, I'm the better one."

Though I would be forced to ruin your shit if you fuck with the thermostat too much. My house, MY temperature, bitch.

Just hypothetical, pointless rumination; I'm good at it lately.

Yes! Yes he has! His parents came to collect him about a month ago because he said he was being "attacked by a voice that was against him and against God". I think he meant me.

Aren't you all the way in Australia?

quote:because he said he was being "attacked by a voice that was against him and against God"

remember kids,this is what doing too much totse can do to you...

Infra, more likely I'll come on to the guy to piss the girl off... while I'm fucking the girl daily...

And cindy, I'm in australia, and unhappy here. Buy me a plane ticket and i'll give you an unlimited oral sex voucher.

Trippy, coming on to an armed tweaker is...probably not smart. I mean, my house ain't fuckin' San Francisco, is the thing. He has nipple rings just like you, though, so you can play with each other real nice like, while she (pierced nips included) hits on me to make tweaker jealous. Why, it'll be like a soap opera; I'd call it "Sex in the Shitty".

I wouldn't hit that, though; she's not only naztay, but she's also a whiny bitch. I also got an eyeful once, when she was tripping out and they were arguing...Yech.

And Trippy, as I said, you have god damn big hands. Nothing wrong with that; I mean, hey, they left Godzilla 2000 open for a sequel, right?

Yeah, fuck you, I know I'm not funny. That's why my last name fuckin' ain't "Leno".

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

And cindy, I'm in australia, and unhappy here. Buy me a plane ticket and i'll give you an unlimited oral sex voucher.

Mighty, mighty tempting, though I sorta have a lifetime pass with my bf, who also lives here. But, since he's an admirer of your work, he says he'll pay for your plane ticket if you provide the apartment complex management with a lifetime rent voucher.

Whattya say?

Infra might be more fun, though.

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