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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-06-20, 16:19
thedarknesssuck thedarknesssuck is offline
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how da fuck do u get fucking head when u go to a skool where every1 finks ur a fuck up and the skools in another city. im 13 allmost 14.
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Old 2004-06-20, 16:21
slipknotshit slipknotshit is offline
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Dude, getting head is not a goal I like to see it as a art and to get it at a earily age you have to be good at that art. Or you just have to be in the right place at the right time.
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Old 2004-06-20, 16:34
KillaCas KillaCas is offline
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I was up on the roofywarf, bitch woke up started talking about pressin' charges, so I just pulled my tounge out her arse and left.
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Old 2004-06-20, 16:37
CardboardBox CardboardBox is offline
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Stop being a little "freak" pussy and lern how to treat a girl. Girls like guys who are funny and semi-good looking. If your good enough with words you dont even have to be that good looking.
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Old 2004-06-20, 16:40
dark-easterbunny dark-easterbunny is offline
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13 year olds simply are not supposed to get head point one, and point two it helps not to be this desperate
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Old 2004-06-20, 16:40
thedarknesssuck thedarknesssuck is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CardboardBox:

Stop being a little "freak" pussy and lern how to treat a girl. Girls like guys who are funny and semi-good looking. If your good enough with words you dont even have to be that good looking.



i dont look bad but im shit with words
 #7 
Old 2004-06-20, 16:51
CardboardBox CardboardBox is offline
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you just gotta lern to be cool and not worry about stuff. Try being stragit forward and then act jokingly about it. as ing

"hey wanna make out"

then she says yes or no if she says no or acts like iffy just be like "im just fuckin with your or somthing" but you have to be casual about it so she dosnt think your some creapy loser.
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Old 2004-06-20, 17:48
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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quote:Originally posted by thedarknesssuck:

how da fuck do u get fucking head when u go to a skool where every1 finks ur a fuck up and the skools in another city. im 13 allmost 14.

You don't. Moron.
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Old 2004-06-20, 22:02
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What?

I really wouldn't know. I think you should work on making more people like and respect you first, and then work on getting over your ambition, because there's no way for you to succeed (that I know of, anyways).

Why are you so desprate for this again?
 #10 
Old 2004-06-20, 22:41
Rico Rico is offline
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*Ahem*. Teenage boy going through puberty, and you're asking him why he is desperate for a blowjob.
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Old 2004-06-20, 23:35
bilzo bilzo is offline
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^lol

Just find a girl, bond, and become mature together. Eventually it will have to happen. Head is not usually an out of the blue thing for 13 year olds. It takes time, much time and investment. So, either your DIY or start looking for a compatible(sp) girl.
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Old 2004-06-21, 02:36
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quote:Originally posted by thedarknesssuck:

how da fuck do u get fucking head when u go to a skool where every1 finks ur a fuck up and the skools in another city. im 13 allmost 14.

Maybe if you didn't have that speech impediment you could get some head. Seriously, lean to fucking type.

[This message has been edited by acid_drop (edited 06-21-2004).]
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Old 2004-06-21, 02:42
chuckNrambo chuckNrambo is offline
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^^^dude hes fucking 13 leave the little guy alone..

and OmG 13 and you start thinking of this stuff already, your supposed to be thinking bout video games and action figures! what is this world coming too!
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Old 2004-06-21, 04:25
JoJo JoJo is offline
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when the fuck did these boards become a daycare centre, and you wont get head becuase you dont deserve it if it was so easy to obtain it wouldent be so sought after now would it.
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Old 2004-06-21, 04:40
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

I was up on the roofywarf, bitch woke up started talking about pressin' charges, so I just pulled my tounge out her arse and left.

Where have I heard that before?
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Old 2004-06-21, 08:19
unamerican unamerican is offline
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quote:Originally posted by thedarknesssuck:

how da fuck do u get fucking head when u go to a skool where every1 finks ur a fuck up and the skools in another city. im 13 allmost 14.

Step 1. Learn to type correctly

Step 2. wait your 13 i'm not even wasting anymoretime
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Old 2004-06-21, 09:54
Cornpuff Mgruff Cornpuff Mgruff is offline
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quote:Originally posted by thedarknesssuck:

how da fuck do u get fucking head when u go to a skool where every1 finks ur a fuck up and the skools in another city. im 13 allmost 14.

your lack of correct spelling disgusts me.
 #18 
Old 2004-06-21, 12:25
Raiden85 Raiden85 is offline
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ok kid your too young for that shit but if you really want to get head go buy a pet with a big mouth and shove your cock down the fucking animals throat
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Old 2004-06-21, 16:07
djmaro djmaro is offline
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quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

I was up on the roofywarf, bitch woke up started talking about pressin' charges, so I just pulled my tounge out her arse and left.

Where have <B>I</B> heard that before???
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Old 2004-06-21, 16:30
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^^you tell me...
 #21 
Old 2004-06-21, 18:19
Timothy Thomas ' Timothy Thomas ' is offline
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quote:Originally posted by djmaro:

Where have <B>I</B> heard that before???



YOU Heard it from Scary Movie.
 #22 
Old 2004-06-21, 21:34
Distromnia Distromnia is offline
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You have foh of yo niggas hold her down by her arms and legs, then ya pry open da bitches mouth, and rip all her teeth out with pliers (Or you'll be one hurtin son of a bitch!) Then you stick yo dick in her mouth. It wurked fo me when I was in da pen! Hahahaha you just a chik to give yo head!!!!!!5!!!!!!!!!

</sarcasm> I hate you.
 #23 
Old 2004-06-21, 21:53
MP Nesto MP Nesto is offline
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heh Ok junior I'm going to tell ya somthing, now sit down and listen or I'm going to have to put you down for your nap.

Ok patience is a virtue, you must respect that and abide by it, if you dont have patience nothing will ever happen and you will die a virgin.

Second, your 13, dont expect anything to happen, theres this thing, they call it a relashionship, normally you have to partake in one before you get the benefits, and way back when I was 13 relashionships did not exist, and I'm pretty sure at this point in time they still dont, will you be my girlfriend? and two weeks later its over.

You need to be smooth, talk to her, be cool, I noticed you said you werent good with words, well then you better be Brad Pitt because every male who has ever gotten head from a woman (excluding hookers) has had some expirience with smooth talking, and at 13 you better be one sedictive little adolescent.

There is my 2 cents, patience young one.
 
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