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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-06-20, 07:02
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whatatripthishasbeen 
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horny
what should i do?
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#2
 2004-06-20, 07:03
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chuckNrambo 
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Re: horny
quote:Originally posted by whatatripthishasbeen:
what should i do?
derr let me think.....Jack off (http://www.stfu.com)
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#3
 2004-06-20, 07:04
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NeeDLeiNTHeTHRoaT 
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Re: horny
1. find porn. 2. find lotion. 3. WHACK AWAY!
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#4
 2004-06-20, 07:20
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whatatripthishasbeen 
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Re: horny
if i was a guy,....
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#5
 2004-06-20, 07:21
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miridox 
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Re: horny
Find the nearest church and PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL!
Or take a look through the clergy
[This message has been edited by miridox (edited 06-20-2004).]
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#6
 2004-06-20, 07:21
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STORMofDEATH 
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Re: horny
use your fingers, use a cucumber, use a banana, use something else like that, watch porn, call me(jk), get a vasectomy, or deal with it.
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#7
 2004-06-20, 07:30
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miridox 
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Re: horny
Well I guess some of the first steps would be to find something cylinder shaped, a non-telflon pan, and a large amount of wax...
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#8
 2004-06-20, 07:35
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Infrared 
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Re: horny
^Girls make their own "wax", my friend.
Masturbate to thoughts of me, because I'm 6'7" and have a 10-inch penis. Then scream out "I HAVE BEEN OWNED BY INFRARED!!!" when you climax. 
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#9
 2004-06-20, 07:38
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NeeDLeiNTHeTHRoaT 
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Re: horny
quote:Originally posted by chuckNrambo:
derr let me think.....Jack off (http://www.stfu.com)
dude, that link sucks. it's all censored. and i don't have a credit card. iFriends is bogus. They say it's free, then they ask you for your credit card # "for proof of identification" or some shit like that. bitch, i'll fax my fuckin license if you want proof of ID. hell, here's a DNA sample on your fuckin face!
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#10
 2004-06-20, 07:42
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chuckNrambo 
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Re: horny
i only like that site cause its name is www.stfu.com (http://www.stfu.com)  www.89.com (http://www.89.com) is also a great site for clips!
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#11
 2004-06-20, 07:49
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Aunt Jemima 
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Re: horny
quote:Originally posted by Infrared:
^Girls make their own "wax", my friend.
Masturbate to thoughts of me, because I'm 6'7" and have a 10-inch penis. Then scream out "I HAVE BEEN OWNED BY INFRARED!!!" when you climax.
Don't you mean "PWNED" ???
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