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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2004-06-20, 07:02
whatatripthishasbeen whatatripthishasbeen is offline
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what should i do?
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Old 2004-06-20, 07:03
chuckNrambo chuckNrambo is offline
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quote:Originally posted by whatatripthishasbeen:

what should i do?

derr let me think.....Jack off (http://www.stfu.com)
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Old 2004-06-20, 07:04
NeeDLeiNTHeTHRoaT NeeDLeiNTHeTHRoaT is offline
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1. find porn. 2. find lotion. 3. WHACK AWAY!
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Old 2004-06-20, 07:20
whatatripthishasbeen whatatripthishasbeen is offline
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if i was a guy,....
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Old 2004-06-20, 07:21
miridox miridox is offline
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Find the nearest church and PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL!



Or take a look through the clergy

[This message has been edited by miridox (edited 06-20-2004).]
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Old 2004-06-20, 07:21
STORMofDEATH STORMofDEATH is offline
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use your fingers, use a cucumber, use a banana, use something else like that, watch porn, call me(jk), get a vasectomy, or deal with it.
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Old 2004-06-20, 07:30
miridox miridox is offline
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Well I guess some of the first steps would be to find something cylinder shaped, a non-telflon pan, and a large amount of wax...
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Old 2004-06-20, 07:35
Infrared Infrared is offline
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^Girls make their own "wax", my friend.

Masturbate to thoughts of me, because I'm 6'7" and have a 10-inch penis. Then scream out "I HAVE BEEN OWNED BY INFRARED!!!" when you climax.
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Old 2004-06-20, 07:38
NeeDLeiNTHeTHRoaT NeeDLeiNTHeTHRoaT is offline
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quote:Originally posted by chuckNrambo:

derr let me think.....Jack off (http://www.stfu.com)

dude, that link sucks. it's all censored. and i don't have a credit card. iFriends is bogus. They say it's free, then they ask you for your credit card # "for proof of identification" or some shit like that. bitch, i'll fax my fuckin license if you want proof of ID. hell, here's a DNA sample on your fuckin face!
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Old 2004-06-20, 07:42
chuckNrambo chuckNrambo is offline
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i only like that site cause its name is www.stfu.com (http://www.stfu.com) www.89.com (http://www.89.com) is also a great site for clips!
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Old 2004-06-20, 07:49
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

^Girls make their own "wax", my friend.

Masturbate to thoughts of me, because I'm 6'7" and have a 10-inch penis. Then scream out "I HAVE BEEN OWNED BY INFRARED!!!" when you climax.

Don't you mean "PWNED" ???
 
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