am i gay cause i color my hair weekly

am i gay cause i shave my legs, stomach, and pubes

am i gay cause i have 18 different pairs of shoes

Am i gay cause i wear pink t-shirts

am i gay cause i worry how my hair looks when i go out

am i gay cause i listen to enya and yanni

ami gay cause i get a mani-cure and peti-cure

am i gay cause i think playing sports is a waiste of time

well am i....please help me?

You should stop coloring your hair weekly. That is not good for your hair at all.

It's not gay to shave. It's not gay to have too many shoes. It's really cool that you wear pink shirts, because most guys look sexy as hell in pink they're just too afraid to wear it. It's not a big deal that you like your hair. It's not gay to care about the shape of your nails and not want disgusting feet. It's not gay to not play sports.

I can't honestly say that it's not gay to listen to enya and yanni. But that could be just because I am not exactly a fan of that music.

You should go kiss a boy. If you're into it, and could see actually having a relationship with a man, you could be gay or bisexual.

Do you have sex with men?

no, but i was just wondering cause i like all those things!

quote:Originally posted by chuckNrambo:

am i gay? Yes.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Wizard:

Originally posted by chuckNrambo:

am i gay? Yes.

yes

You're not gay, you're just odd

Not if you like girls.

Although if you still find an attraction to girls AND guys its bisexual.

if you only like girls its a thing called 'metrosexuality' and that means your probabally so comforatable with your sexuality that you can deal with that, tis a good thing and it means you are more then likely not gay.

Pease

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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



You're not gay, you're just odd

i agree

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Wizard:

Originally posted by chuckNrambo:

am i gay? Yes.

First off,pinball wizrd, that movie sucked. You know, i question your sexuality sometimes. So shut the fuck up.

Ok if you think your gay chuck, try kissing a guy, like alone and broken said, if you like it, be gay!!

quote:Originally posted by matty4522:

First off,pinball wizrd, that movie sucked. You know, i question your sexuality sometimes. So shut the fuck up.

Ok if you think your gay chuck, try kissing a guy, like alone and broken said, if you like it, be gay!!

uhmm im not to sure bout that one! maybe i'll try it maybe i wont!

I thought you've already come out of the closet, buddy!

Did you erase our memories and sneak back in?

quote:Originally posted by the Roaming Gnome:

I thought you've already come out of the closet, buddy!

Did you erase our memories and sneak back in?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

quote:Originally posted by chuckNrambo:

am i gay cause i color my hair weekly

am i gay cause i shave my legs, stomach, and pubes

am i gay cause i have 18 different pairs of shoes

Am i gay cause i wear pink t-shirts

am i gay cause i worry how my hair looks when i go out

am i gay cause i listen to enya and yanni

ami gay cause i get a mani-cure and peti-cure

am i gay cause i think playing sports is a waiste of time

well am i....please help me?

Well, let me think...You sound a lot like Ryan Seacrest, and I'm pretty damn sure that he slobs knob, so you decide.

quote:Originally posted by chuckNrambo:

am i gay cause i color my hair weekly

am i gay cause i shave my legs, stomach, and pubes

am i gay cause i have 18 different pairs of shoes

Am i gay cause i wear pink t-shirts

am i gay cause i worry how my hair looks when i go out

am i gay cause i listen to enya and yanni

ami gay cause i get a mani-cure and peti-cure

am i gay cause i think playing sports is a waiste of time

well am i....please help me?

If you find yourself attracted to other men, then you are gay. From what i've gathered here, you are metrosexual. So go style your hair, paint your nails, and sit and watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy in your pink shirt and Doc Martens while shaving your pubes.

Oh, shit, i just creeped myself out on that one. Damn.

quote:Originally posted by Hairy Pairotestis:

Well, let me think...You sound a lot like Ryan Seacrest, and I'm pretty damn sure that he slobs knob, so you decide.

actually he dates models!

off topic here: anybody see that one South Park where the Queer Eye guys turn out to be crab people? That was some scary shit.

Here's a bright idea. Quit worrying so much about appearance. It's what's inside that counts.

Don't let that bastard, Smilin' Bob, fool you, either. It's not the size of your cock that matters. What matters is the chick you're with.

quote:Originally posted by NeeDLeiNTHeTHRoaT:

Don't let that bastard, Smilin' Bob, fool you, either. It's not the size of your cock that matters. What matters is the chick you're with.

well sometimes gilrs can suck....why are ya so damn emotional?

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Wizard:

Originally posted by chuckNrambo:

am i gay? Yes.

Dont listen to that idiot. You're not gay, you're just in touch with your feminine side which is a good thing because chicks like that. If you still aren't sure if you're gay than answer these questions:

Do you like looking at pictures of women?

Do you like looking at real women?

Do you like looking at pictures of men?

Have you ever watched gay porn and enjoyed it?

Those questions will tell you if you're really gay or not.

Yes. VERY gay. Hey, let me borrow your hair dryer, I need to dust off my gunsmithing table. Nice curlers, by the way. Hey, hey, the belt stays buckled for you. No, I don't have any kneepads for you to borrow, goddamnit! Hey, hey, the hair's long, but it ain't for the touching by the mens, capice? Yes, I condition...With shoe polish. No, that straw is for snorting coke only. Whoa, I've never seen anyone use a dirty syringe like THAT! Please incinerate that when done. Finds me any wet spots on me carpet, and the next one will be from your blood. No, it won't be your ass I make bleed; stop getting so enthusiastic 'n' shit. No, I'm not an Oprah viewer...I'm sorry, that's Playboy, not Cosmo. Hey, stop getting so disgusted.

Are you a fan of Richard Gere, by the way? Ever visited a turkish prison?

By the way, I didn't read beyond "am I gay?", and "chuckNwhateverthehell"; that's all I needed!

Do you like Russell Crowe?

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Do you listen to Fiona Apple?

do you (1) raise the toilet seat before pissing? and (2) lower it again after?

if you can answer 'yes' to both then the chances are that you're a bum bandit!

don't sweat it.

(3) do you wash your hands after? if yes then its a dead cert!

Three Doors Down?

(Okay, okay, I'll stop, but only because I'm Cindy's manslave...I still think you're a girly-boy, though, I'm sorry. Hey, lemme see that wig, Charlize! Er, Chuck.)

Ooooh god, I'm leaving the door wide fuckin' open this morning for pwnage. I'm steeling myself for the ultimate pwn, be it from Cindy or someone else.

OK, OK!! Stop yanking that fucking chain, Cindy, my neck's done gone all red.

Shock collar? What?

/me cuts off the "you're too small to be my manwhore" pwnage..nihahahahaha, I already took that one./

Oh fuck me, that was good coffee..I didn't know I could drink 64 ounces, though..

To the first person who responds: I'll fly you out here at my expense if you agree to shoot me in the face with my own Desert Eagle upon arrival.

Yes, in the airport: I have no kids, but I'll leave a fuckin' legacy. Put a plaque under the brain-strewn wall behind me, call it "A cerebral work of art"! Hahaha! Thinking man's art! A wall is a terrible thing to paste with a mind!! HAHAHAHA!

No, I'm done now. That's not crack, that's a moth ball...A drug baggie full of them. And that's an oil burner, not a crackpipe.

Kill me. Now. Kelly recommended I go into standup once; now you see why she was a fuckup.

(FOR REAL, now: I'm just fucking around/geeked on espresso. I won't flood any more...I'm just having fun. Y'know, bringing some shameless "humor" to an otherwise horny forum. I'm like that band "The Darkness": I can both rock out and laugh at the same time! Hah. Delete these if you gotta..But don't hurt me! /puppy dog eyes to Cindy)

I hate The Darkness, by the way. I believe in a thing called sustained gunfire!!



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quote:Originally posted by chainy:

Dont listen to that idiot. You're not gay, you're just in touch with your feminine side which is a good thing because chicks like that. If you still aren't sure if you're gay than answer these questions:

Do you like looking at pictures of women?

Do you like looking at real women?

Do you like looking at pictures of men?

Have you ever watched gay porn and enjoyed it?

Those questions will tell you if you're really gay or not.

...Yes i like to look at women(naked)

...OF course i like real women, who wouldnt

...NOw by pictures of men, do you mean sexually cause i look at mens fitness and those guys never have their shirts on

...NO i have never seen Gay porn, and i dont intend too

quote:Originally posted by jakketh:

do you (1) raise the toilet seat before pissing? and (2) lower it again after?



Uhm yes, but thats cause i feel dirty if i leave it lowered...and i dont want a yellow toilet seat!

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Do you listen to Fiona Apple?

Uh yeah, but again my ex- liked her so i just listened to her for that reason only

quote:Originally posted by Jackketch:

(3) do you wash your hands after? if yes then its a dead cert!

Dude your telling me you dont wash after you take a piss thats gross!

quote:Uhm yes, but thats cause i feel dirty if i leave it lowered...and i dont want a yellow toilet seat!

yep luv you're an iron alright! real men just 'pebble dash' everything in sight.