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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-06-19, 12:01
Pingy Pingy is offline
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Default I dont have HERPES!

I have pimples on my pubic region above my dick. I went to a doc and he tested me and said i dont have herpes or nothin!! I am so happy now i can fuck my bitch. Newayz i was wondering what are some wayz to get rid of them? My doc said to take vitamin A and it seems to be working a bit. But i need to get them away a little quicker. Thx
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Old 2004-06-19, 12:09
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

Belt sander.
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Old 2004-06-19, 12:15
intern_7 intern_7 is offline
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

Squeeze them
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Old 2004-06-19, 13:10
Pingy Pingy is offline
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

Awww come on. Does ne1 other than these fucktardz have any REAL suggestions?? I try to be a good totsinian when i can...
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Old 2004-06-19, 13:13
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

I'm sure your doctor knows what he's doing. Just follow his advice.
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Old 2004-06-19, 13:34
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

I have little lumps of my penis and balls that i was concerned about, then i went to the doc's and they told me it was normal...

The worse part about having to go to the docs was his office was cold and i felt so ashamed
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Old 2004-06-19, 13:41
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

^

At least he didn't grab you by the balls and tell you to cough
 #8 
Old 2004-06-19, 13:47
KillaCas KillaCas is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

^

At least he didn't grab you by the balls and tell you to cough

When I cough my balls retract.
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Old 2004-06-19, 18:00
spicy69 spicy69 is offline
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Yeah, whats meant to happen in that test?...like excactly?

thx

spicy
 #10 
Old 2004-06-19, 18:03
Inside_Voices Inside_Voices is offline
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Ew you have herpes!

Ah well. I'm sure that is a relief knowing it's just cock acne. Not like me who used to play in grass clippings and got scabies when i was 8. It went away, luckily.
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Old 2004-06-19, 18:11
whiteass whiteass is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

^

At least he didn't grab you by the balls and tell you to cough

would that be bad? Dont ever sign up for the military. Lets just say for your physical, they make you bend over and "spread your cheeks".
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Old 2004-06-19, 19:12
Chibi Shinigami Chibi Shinigami is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

^

At least he didn't grab you by the balls and tell you to cough

you know, one of my guy friends mentioned that. do they actually do that??



thats so weird.
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Old 2004-06-19, 19:19
8th_Harmony 8th_Harmony is offline
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

quote:Originally posted by Pingy:

I have pimples on my pubic region above my dick. I went to a doc and he tested me and said i dont have herpes or nothin!! I am so happy now i can fuck my bitch. Newayz i was wondering what are some wayz to get rid of them? My doc said to take vitamin A and it seems to be working a bit. But i need to get them away a little quicker. Thx

take more vitamin A, or is it not fat insoluble, cant remember
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Old 2004-06-19, 21:58
The Puppet Master The Puppet Master is offline
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

Yeah they actually grab your nuts and tell you to cough, your balls are supposed to rise when you cough. Try it and watch your balls if you don't believe me...
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Old 2004-06-19, 22:12
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

quote:Originally posted by Pingy:

I have pimples on my pubic region above my dick. I went to a doc and he tested me and said i dont have herpes or nothin!! I am so happy now i can fuck my bitch. Newayz...



PLEASE don't reproduce
 #16 
Old 2004-06-19, 22:32
Chibi Shinigami Chibi Shinigami is offline
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

quote:Originally posted by The Puppet Master:

Yeah they actually grab your nuts and tell you to cough, your balls are supposed to rise when you cough. Try it and watch your balls if you don't believe me...

I would if i had any balls. Unfortunately, i'm lacking in that respect.

that's....really scary. I'd never go to the doctor again.

and when i heard this, i just realized the whole significance of in the movies, the drop-the-boxers-and-cough doctor checkup. oh. my. god.



that would scar me for life.
 #17 
Old 2004-06-20, 06:42
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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Congratulations?

As far as I know there is no way to make the bumps go away quicker. Just listen to the doctor. I'm sure he'd have told you if there was a better way to get rid of them. He wasn't secretly planning on making you suffer with penis bumps unnecessarily.

If you already have a girl, why is it so important they go away soon?
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Old 2004-06-20, 15:36
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Default Re: I dont have HERPES!

Shower more often, use an exfoliant, and a pimple cream.

How the fuck did you think pimples were herpes!? Acne is PIMPLES heres is warts/sores!



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