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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-06-19, 12:01
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Pingy 
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I dont have HERPES!
I have pimples on my pubic region above my dick. I went to a doc and he tested me and said i dont have herpes or nothin!! I am so happy now i can fuck my bitch. Newayz i was wondering what are some wayz to get rid of them? My doc said to take vitamin A and it seems to be working a bit. But i need to get them away a little quicker. Thx
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#2
 2004-06-19, 12:09
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CatharticWeek 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
Belt sander.
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#3
 2004-06-19, 12:15
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intern_7 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
Squeeze them 
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#4
 2004-06-19, 13:10
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Pingy 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
Awww come on. Does ne1 other than these fucktardz have any REAL suggestions?? I try to be a good totsinian when i can...
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#5
 2004-06-19, 13:13
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CatharticWeek 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
I'm sure your doctor knows what he's doing. Just follow his advice.
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#6
 2004-06-19, 13:34
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#7
 2004-06-19, 13:41
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CatharticWeek 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
^
At least he didn't grab you by the balls and tell you to cough 
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#8
 2004-06-19, 13:47
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KillaCas 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:
^
At least he didn't grab you by the balls and tell you to cough
When I cough my balls retract.
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#9
 2004-06-19, 18:00
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spicy69 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
Yeah, whats meant to happen in that test?...like excactly?
thx
spicy
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#10
 2004-06-19, 18:03
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Inside_Voices 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
Ew you have herpes!
Ah well. I'm sure that is a relief knowing it's just cock acne. Not like me who used to play in grass clippings and got scabies when i was 8. It went away, luckily.
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#11
 2004-06-19, 18:11
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whiteass 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:
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At least he didn't grab you by the balls and tell you to cough
would that be bad? Dont ever sign up for the military. Lets just say for your physical, they make you bend over and "spread your cheeks".
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#12
 2004-06-19, 19:12
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Chibi Shinigami 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:
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At least he didn't grab you by the balls and tell you to cough
you know, one of my guy friends mentioned that. do they actually do that??
thats so weird.
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#13
 2004-06-19, 19:19
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
quote:Originally posted by Pingy:
I have pimples on my pubic region above my dick. I went to a doc and he tested me and said i dont have herpes or nothin!! I am so happy now i can fuck my bitch. Newayz i was wondering what are some wayz to get rid of them? My doc said to take vitamin A and it seems to be working a bit. But i need to get them away a little quicker. Thx
take more vitamin A, or is it not fat insoluble, cant remember
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#14
 2004-06-19, 21:58
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The Puppet Master 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
Yeah they actually grab your nuts and tell you to cough, your balls are supposed to rise when you cough. Try it and watch your balls if you don't believe me...
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#15
 2004-06-19, 22:12
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Blurry 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
quote:Originally posted by Pingy:
I have pimples on my pubic region above my dick. I went to a doc and he tested me and said i dont have herpes or nothin!! I am so happy now i can fuck my bitch. Newayz...
PLEASE don't reproduce
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#16
 2004-06-19, 22:32
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Chibi Shinigami 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
quote:Originally posted by The Puppet Master:
Yeah they actually grab your nuts and tell you to cough, your balls are supposed to rise when you cough. Try it and watch your balls if you don't believe me...
I would if i had any balls. Unfortunately, i'm lacking in that respect.
that's....really scary. I'd never go to the doctor again.
and when i heard this, i just realized the whole significance of in the movies, the drop-the-boxers-and-cough doctor checkup. oh. my. god.
that would scar me for life.
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#17
 2004-06-20, 06:42
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aloneandbroken 
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
Congratulations?
As far as I know there is no way to make the bumps go away quicker. Just listen to the doctor. I'm sure he'd have told you if there was a better way to get rid of them. He wasn't secretly planning on making you suffer with penis bumps unnecessarily.
If you already have a girl, why is it so important they go away soon?
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#18
 2004-06-20, 15:36
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Re: I dont have HERPES!
Shower more often, use an exfoliant, and a pimple cream.
How the fuck did you think pimples were herpes!? Acne is PIMPLES heres is warts/sores!
[This message has been edited by Jaguarstrike (edited 06-20-2004).]
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