One time i was in the batting cages (mind you these used MLB regulation baseballs) and had it set on about 80, it hit me square in the balls. NO CUP! after the initial impact i fell straight back and caught myself on the rear wall. IMPACT #2! #3! fell down, flat. 4! 5! 6! thats right, hit 6 fucking time w/ a regulation MLB baseball goin 80+ in the nads.

I could not walk for a week, one was so swollen i could not find the other of 3 days. its a miracle they are both still funtcional. and yes, blinding pain IS blinding. i though some one was beating at my crotch with a sledge hammer cuz i couldnt see!

I might have to step up and call bullshit on this.

quote:Originally posted by LCDforMe:

I might have to step up and call bullshit on this.

nope, 100% tru, the first 3 were direct, the last 3 bounced off the wall and the backspin caused them to hammer my nads. the doctor said that if i hadnt been wearin jeans i "could kiss my nuts goodbye."

[This message has been edited by Jaguarstrike (edited 06-19-2004).]

Do it again on video.

quote:Originally posted by heisler:

Do it again on video.

i might have been able to get te security tape but the place is now out of bussiness (Bret Saborhagen's Hit and Fun, ironic name,huh?)

This didnt happen to me, but it happened to one of my friends... I was drivin and my friend sittin next to me had a BB gun and he turns around, points the gun at my friend who is sitting behind him and shoots him right in the balls. I didnt know what was going on until i heard my friend start screaming in pain. The best part of it was that my 3rd friend who was sitting behind me happened to have a video camera w/ him and fimled the whole thing incidently.

I was trimming up with electric clippers, and I knicked the skin on the scrotum and base of my wang a little. It wasn't too bad, but it hurt to wank for like 2 days. But I did it anyway.

quote:Originally posted by Jaguarstrike:

One time i was in the batting cages (mind you these used MLB regulation baseballs) and had it set on about 80, it hit me square in the balls. NO CUP! after the initial impact i fell straight back and caught myself on the rear wall. IMPACT #2! #3! fell down, flat. 4! 5! 6! thats right, hit 6 fucking time w/ a regulation MLB baseball goin 80+ in the nads.

I could not walk for a week, one was so swollen i could not find the other of 3 days. its a miracle they are both still funtcional. and yes, blinding pain IS blinding. i though some one was beating at my crotch with a sledge hammer cuz i couldnt see!



you spelled thought* wrong.

Leparosy.

i got out of the shower and decided to go commando and got my scrote stuck in the zipper. end of story

The worse thing to happen to them was getting hit there. Also one time the very worse but it was more of a mental thing was I was peeing and then it felt like I was missing a nut and I was like WTF cuz some how I could not find my other other and this was just after waking up so I was not thinking clearly so I was like "OMFG I have one nut" but then I found it but I almost shit my pants I was so scared lol.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemist:

The worse thing to happen to them was getting hit there. Also one time the very worse but it was more of a mental thing was I was peeing and then it felt like I was missing a nut and I was like WTF cuz some how I could not find my other other and this was just after waking up so I was not thinking clearly so I was like "OMFG I have one nut" but then I found it but I almost shit my pants I was so scared lol.



LMFAO! Now thats some funny shit.... but what makes it even funnier, is that I've done the same thing. HAHAHAHAHA. The worst thing to ever happen to my nuts, that would have to be either the time this chick (who was wearing a bunch of rings) turned around, and as she was doing so, swung her hand straight into them, with ALOT of force too. OR when my drum captain hit my in the balls one time. THAT fucking hurt, but I hit him even harder our of reflex, he couldn't walk for a couple hours. LOL. yeah, thats mine. Later

^^^^ our drumline plays what they call "nutball." its basically a fun game of running around hitting each other in the balls with mallets/sticks, depending on what they play. its hilaroius to watch.



My job is supplying ice and Goldbond. What they want the goldbond for, i don't know.

Oh my god your drumline must be fucking crazy that would hurt so bad. I finally rembered the worst thing that happend to mine. And yea after I thought I lost my nuts I laughed cuz it was damn funny even though scared me to death.

I was at a concert with my friends and one of thems a girl. Well I told her if she hit me id hit her in the tit and low and behold she did so I hit her tit and before I knew it I was on the ground holding my nuts, she hit me right on my scrotum and I was down for a mintue and it hurt to walk for a miniute to. I almost started to cry it hurt so bad lol.

Ive woken up in the middle of the night before, got up to go to the bathroom, reached down my shorts and felt nothing. The lights were off and i was dead tired and imagining things and i started freaking out b/c i couldnt find my dick. I eventually realized that my dick wasnt attached to my upper left thigh and i felt much better after that.

Seriously though, I muttered my now g.f.'s name whilst getting a b.j. from my now ex... she bit a chunk out.

Personally, I think this (http://users.skynet.be/fa021696/teabag.gif) is the worst.

I was hanging out with some friends. I tell my friend to hand me a pen because I needed to write something down. He throws the pen to me and the pointy part hits me right in my right testicle. It hurt so fucking bad. I weeped for a minute. Then wrote down what I had to.

quote:Originally posted by Cornpuff Mgruff:

you spelled thought* wrong.

You mother uses her teeth too much. Did you teach her that?

quote:Originally posted by heisler:

Personally, I think this (http://users.skynet.be/fa021696/teabag.gif) is the worst.

Kinda... scratch that, REALLY weird, but that's not actually bad at all. I mean, he could take his nuts back out.

ACtually I had to use half a tube of anal lube and a tongue depresser. The shoot took an hour longer than I told my wife it would and now she thinks I'm cheating on her!

quote:Originally posted by TrueJackass:

i got out of the shower and decided to go commando and got my scrote stuck in the zipper. end of story

Anyone ever see theres something about mary?

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When i was like little, i couldnt get out of our new car rite (short + SUV) and i somehow tried to hop out of my car and like crushed em and walked bowlegged the whole day

The most embarassing is when you sit down wrong and crush one testicle against your leg, the chair, what have you. It happens to us all at least once.

About 4 months ago, I was the one who had to get out the Sublimaze (intravenous Fentanyl) for a 10-year-old who was climbing a chain link fence, wearing a soft pair of shorts, and somehow lost his grip, and caught his scrotum on the wiry, semi-sharp part and tore it open, because all his weight was on it. I asked about how he did later; they said he was still crying and screaming, even after he got the Fent, for awhile, before it just knocked him out. Then they took him to surgery and stitched him up fine, but had to remove one testicle, which had been badly damaged by the fence link. That poor kid; I'm serious. That makes me cringe the most, I think, and this is coming from someone who's had the "pleasure" of seeing a ribcage sawn in half and cracked wide open for a cardiac arrest, which was fucking disgusting and horrific in itself. I can still hear the ribs cracking when I think about it. I didn't even get to SEE the kid's injury, and it stills makes me cringe even more.

Hackey sacks are scary for me now.

This has gotta be the most unlucky guy in the world lol.

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/newscavengerhunt.htm

I got a totaly unexpected kick in the nuts from a girl wearing new rocks (those big fuck off chunky steel toe caped boots). My best friend did this but i was half expecting it and i was drunk which took away most of the pain.

quote:Originally posted by TrueJackass:

i got out of the shower and decided to go commando and got my scrote stuck in the zipper. end of story

yah that happened to me once/...........

IcyHot. I shit you not. I actually thought the warm sensation would feel good. It didnt burn my dick, but omg my nuts. I jumped in a cold shower, and ran around biting my hand so I wouldn't scream. To make it worse, my scrotum got all compressed, you know? So it was stuck in the creases and I couldn't wash it out..that shit does not stop burning for a long ass time.

When I was 7 I was riding my bike, I thought I'd be cool and ride one handed and wave at a car..I look back in front of me and I ran into one of those concrete poles that mark water meters. I ran home screaming, turns out my scrotum was riped open. My step dad passed out..but it ended up not being very serious.

Thanks for the cheery imagery, IR. It reminds me of that roasted chicken spine I found in my dinner the other day.

*puke*

By the way, are you a paramedic?

Im surpirsed noone has mentioned this video...

http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=busta1.wmv&akey=701e5abecd19448a8f4b8cbc1a20adf3

Me and some of my friends decided to play strip paintball... all I have to say.