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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-06-19, 04:36
chainy chainy is offline
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Default I hate having a good looking brother

Damnit! My little brother is more attractive than me and all the girls like him. Today, I was in the car with him and this girl that he just talked to once called him up and asked him to go to the movies. He said he only talked to her for like 5 minutes before. And earlier today, 5 really hot girls came up and asked him for his number. No one has ever done either one to me. Goddamnit! I might as well kill myself.
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Old 2004-06-19, 04:41
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

So what if your brother is hot? It shouldn't have any bearing on your luck with ladies.

And don't bother killing yourself. It would get your brother the ladies' sympathy too. You only lose :P
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Old 2004-06-19, 04:57
chainy chainy is offline
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What sucks about it is me and my brother do almost everything together so whenever he goes somewhere where all the girls are, they all talk to him and they ignore me. Some of them even insult me. Like last night, we went bowling and this one girl kept calling me a dumbass and giving me dirty looks, and I didnt even do anything to her! I guess I'll have to learn to live with my jealousy......[shifty eyes]or kill my brother......hmmmm....[/shifty eyes]
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Old 2004-06-19, 05:10
Saline Colors Saline Colors is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

So what? I have a sister who is far more attractive then I am. I live with it. Someday an incredibly attractive female will come up to you, and then you get to rub it in your brother's face.
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Old 2004-06-19, 05:40
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Be happy for your brother.
 #6 
Old 2004-06-19, 05:47
MP Nesto MP Nesto is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

Take a shower stinky
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Old 2004-06-19, 05:55
Optimus Prime Optimus Prime is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

Instead of eating shit when a bitch digs her nails into your back, fight her back. You'll show that despite your looks you're not some weak fuck with no spine, and it will have a good chance of improving how the other ladies look at you.
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Old 2004-06-19, 05:57
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Man being "good looking" is harder than you think.
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Old 2004-06-19, 06:05
YOUBITME YOUBITME is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

i thought this was going to be an incest post
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Old 2004-06-19, 06:09
vanillalick vanillalick is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

What's wrong with having a better looking sibling, my younger sister is better looking then me.

Concider the fact that your related to them so you have to have some of their features, which can't make you that bad looking if there good looking.
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Old 2004-06-19, 06:19
Loc Dogg Loc Dogg is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

If he really was your brother he would have used his good looks to get you some pussy. If I was your little brother and bitches were all over me I'd throw a bitch or two your way.
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Old 2004-06-19, 06:59
Brian Brian is offline
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lol i want you to be my little brother now
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Old 2004-06-19, 22:46
SUPERKILLER1911 SUPERKILLER1911 is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

What the fuck is the matter with you, beat his face in, fuck it up nice. He'll get a lot of chicks missing teeth with a face that looks like my ass on a summer afternoon. If your not down with that, kill him, don't let him steal your thunder.
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Old 2004-06-19, 23:38
frank the tank frank the tank is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

me and my three brothers are all very attractive and girls will come up and ask for one of our numbers and end up asking wich one of doesnt have a girlfriend.
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Old 2004-06-19, 23:43
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quote:Originally posted by YOUBITME:

i thought this was going to be an incest post

Ahh. Good good... I thought I was the only one.
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Old 2004-06-20, 00:02
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quote:Originally posted by Don Corleone:

Ahh. Good good... I thought I was the only one.

^ Aye.
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Old 2004-06-20, 00:45
JesusTookMyBike123 JesusTookMyBike123 is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

My brother likes to pimp my chick friends. He fooled around with a friend I had over when he like 11 and she was 15. Many of my friends have admitted to finding my brother attractive. It bothers me, but, once they get to know him it doesn't last.

THEN my six year old brother, man, ALL my friends think he is cute.
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Old 2004-06-20, 02:45
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Same thing happened to Jesus and his brother Frank, his brother was all hot, and the ladies loved him, Jesus got all cut and became a Rabbi...it's just the way these things work out...oh and for all his effort he was crucified.
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Old 2004-06-20, 05:32
chainy chainy is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

uhh hi, this is chainys brother, blake. and uhh my bro could be a pretty good looking guy if he just put some effort into his public appearance, but he ses hes just too lazy. so i think if hes not willing to work for what he wants then he should not complain.
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Old 2004-06-20, 05:58
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

quote:Originally posted by chainy:

Damnit! My little brother is more attractive than me and all the girls like him. Today, I was in the car with him and this girl that he just talked to once called him up and asked him to go to the movies. He said he only talked to her for like 5 minutes before. And earlier today, 5 really hot girls came up and asked him for his number. No one has ever done either one to me. Goddamnit! I might as well kill myself.

Do you drive?
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Old 2004-06-20, 06:37
AprenticeChemist AprenticeChemist is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

I also thought this was going to be about incest lol And quit your bitching who cares if your brother gets more baginas then you? If he hogs all the glory then just do stuff with out him sometimes simple as that. Also if that was really your brother and you are just lazy then quit your god damn bitching because thats your choice.
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Old 2004-06-20, 18:51
HoRnY_aS_fUcK HoRnY_aS_fUcK is offline
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Default Re: I hate having a good looking brother

i thought it would be like some sis wanting to fuck their bro. Fuck that would be cool. my sis is 16 blond and fucking hot
 
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