can anything really beat a good BJ?

and when bein given a handjob by a girl does it ever feel as good as doing it yourself?

BJ's are great.

Hand jobs by my girl vs. hand jobs by my self, it doesn't matter much to me, i get off both ways.

I've never really been to bothered by blow jobs, there cool and everything, but ya know I don't crave them, same with hand jobs really.

cant beat just plain ridin the fuck outta ur girl

I think the best is head, it is so relaxing and feels amazing but not in a big sexual way, then it's DIY, it feels far better!

spicy

quote:Originally posted by jk2k4:

cant beat just plain ridin the fuck outta ur girl

Spot on!

quote:Originally posted by jk2k4:

cant beat just plain ridin the fuck outta ur girl

that's what I was getting at, fuck yeah humping bitches beats all the other shit.

Most girls usually suck at giving handjobs. I prefer BJs.

No girl will be better than you at giving you a hand job, becuase you know what feels good better than anyone else.

^wrong, i've never had a masturbation session, ever, that could equal even the worst handjob from my girlfrend.

Those things are only fun if your girlfriend isnt one of those pussy bitches that hides under the blankets while shes doing it. Watching makes it the best.

IMO, nothing beats a good bj...sometimes I'd rather receive head than have sex, but that's just when I'm beat...and when it comes to handjobs...I hate them. They get you off yea, but I've had one too many girls treat my dick like it's a fuckin' joystick and that my friends is not pleasure. Rosie Palms is much better than her hand any day!

quote:Originally posted by The Misfit:

[B masturbation session,B]

HE HE HE HE...

wanking is cool and all, and handjobs are great but if you compare any " self service" or a handjob to the bj i just got a couple hours ago, they dont even compare. it was the best one ever.

Time to orgasm:

Masturbation: 13 seconds.

Hand Job: 8-18 minutes.

Blowjob: 5-15 minutes.

I prefer DIY if I'm looking for just getting my own pleasure.

quote:Originally posted by jk2k4:

can anything really beat a good BJ?

and when bein given a handjob by a girl does it ever feel as good as doing it yourself?

Don't think anything can beat a BJ...

And no..It never feels as good as when your doing it yourself

Why would a girl give a handjob? I don't get it... I've given one handjob in my life, only one. Why the fuck should I try to do something to a guy that he can just as easily do himself? A guy can't suck himself off... seems to be much more useful to perform this service.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

Why would a girl give a handjob? I don't get it... I've given one handjob in my life, only one. Why the fuck should I try to do something to a guy that he can just as easily do himself? A guy can't suck himself off... seems to be much more useful to perform this service.

and THAT is the most useless post i've ever heard. Would you say no to fingering becuas eyou can do it yoruself? i bet not. sure a blowjob is 'better', but it doesnt mean a hand job is AWFUL.

quote:Originally posted by Chibi Shinigami:

and THAT is the most useless post i've ever heard. Would you say no to fingering becuas eyou can do it yoruself? i bet not. sure a blowjob is 'better', but it doesnt mean a hand job is AWFUL.



No dude. It really is.

If all a guy wanted to do was finger me... er, no, I can't say I'd be too keen on that. I'd wonder when the hell he was planning to move on to something a bit more satisfying! I can finger myself, I don't need someone else to do that to get me off... fingering is fine for foreplay, just like stroking a cock is fine for foreplay, but it must lead elsewhere, to more pleasuresome activities!

quote:Originally posted by Optimus Prime:

Time to orgasm:

Masturbation: 13 seconds.

How is that possible?

Seriously. It only takes you 13 seconds to get off when jerkin yer gerkin? That must be some damn good porno you got, bro!

Handjobs are awesome. If the chick is into it it's not bad. Especially when followed by a an even better bj...

I love happy endings.

nothing beats a GOOD bj, but most girls just don't have a clue unfortunately

and for handjobs, well, girls just don't have a clue, so your way better at givin your own thing a hand

edit:

ohw, and sarc, your right

and to do some optimus style

masturbation: 2-4 minutes

handjob: forever

blowjob: 15min-hour (mostly the last)

[This message has been edited by dark-easterbunny (edited 06-21-2004).]

Sarcophagus said:

"A guy can't suck himself off... seems to be much more useful to perform this service."

Actually, many guys (myself included) *can* suck themselves off. It's a wonderful feeling...quite different from having my GF go down on me. In some ways it's more intense to suck myself; that may be true because my head is down, so the blood rushes to my head.

DIY : 30 mins to an hour (pending on mood)

Handjobs : 50 mins, on average

BJ's : (pending on how good she is and how deep she can suck) 15 to 30 mins.

Overall bj's win, but nothing beats a god fucking.

quote:Originally posted by wolfhurst:



Actually, many guys (myself included) *can* suck themselves off.

Spit or Swallow?

quote:Originally posted by wolfhurst:

Sarcophagus said:

"A guy can't suck himself off... seems to be much more useful to perform this service."

Actually, many guys (myself included) *can* suck themselves off. It's a wonderful feeling...quite different from having my GF go down on me. In some ways it's more intense to suck myself; that may be true because my head is down, so the blood rushes to my head.

dude what the fuck?!?! thats kinda nasty i would never suck my own cock...come on

quote:Originally posted by wolfhurst:

Sarcophagus said:

"A guy can't suck himself off... seems to be much more useful to perform this service."

Actually, many guys (myself included) *can* suck themselves off. It's a wonderful feeling...quite different from having my GF go down on me. In some ways it's more intense to suck myself; that may be true because my head is down, so the blood rushes to my head.

I heard someone say once that it's only possible if you're missing a rib or two.

But really, how is that possible? wouldn't the skin on your back rip?

DIY-3mins

BJ-15mins

handjob- foreeeever

most girls i hav experianced wit hav suckd at givin handjobs

Handjobs from a girl are better becuase you have both hands free and it's less work.