WTF is it with guys and boobs? I mean, seriously, essentially, all boobs amount to are lumps of fat on our chests. If it's attractive on the chest, why is it so un-attractive everywhere else? Bu mainly, why are boobs so attractive?

~Mors

quote:Originally posted by Celermors:

WTF is it with guys and boobs? I mean, seriously, essentially, all boobs amount to are lumps of fat on our chests. If it's attractive on the chest, why is it so un-attractive everywhere else? Bu mainly, why are boobs so attractive?

~Mors

Its subconciouse

"I wish I had an extra set of hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down!"

-Rick James

Programmed into our heads.

I like ass-boobs!

quote:Originally posted by Celermors:

WTF is it with guys and boobs? I mean, seriously, essentially, all boobs amount to are lumps of fat on our chests. If it's attractive on the chest, why is it so un-attractive everywhere else? Bu mainly, why are boobs so attractive?

~Mors



agreed.

A nice set of tits makes me horny.

That's all I need to know.

quote:Originally posted by Celermors:

WTF is it with guys and boobs? I mean, seriously, essentially, all boobs amount to are lumps of fat on our chests. If it's attractive on the chest, why is it so un-attractive everywhere else? Bu mainly, why are boobs so attractive?

~Mors

i don't know but you spelled but* wrong.

We were sucking on them when we were a baby and ever since then we've been trying to get back in that position.

I think it's a subconscious primitive instinct where guys associate big boobs with the ability to be a good mother - as much and all as we want children :|.

It's in out genetics like most women are attracted to guys with muscles apposed to the skinny guy in the dark corner pufing on his inhailer.

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I am an ass-man, I like a chick with a nice ass. Boobs are nice but I don't have a preferance. I don't want to drown in boobs though. The period end period.

oh baby tits and ass!

If there's nothing special about them then why do you hide em. If you just went around without a top on maybe we wouldn't be so fixated. It's probably a primal thing too, the bigger the breasts the better suclking the young uns get

Our instincts tell us that big boobs = fertility.

Earlyer it showed that the female had enough food, and therefore a larger survival rate for the children.

quote:Originally posted by Gaffer6:

Our instincts tell us that big boobs = fertility.

Earlyer it showed that the female had enough food, and therefore a larger survival rate for the children.

Yup. It's a primal instinct from thousands of years ago...

also, it's based on how we make love, or how we get to that. chimps get horny by the ass, because they fuck from behind. but we (mostly) fuck from the front, due to the fact that we're straight, erect standing (ahem). or something. so I guess in natural evolution, or creation or however it goes, those round, beautiful titties naturally attract us guys for sex. it's all a built in function/trait. don't get your panties in a bunch when some guy stares at your jubblies.

women are walking dairy farms.

Guys like tits. Well most of us... (Some are confused.)

I'm a chick, a straight chick at that, and even I think boobies are hot!

Why the hell do you think I started the Bouncing Tit-tays Thread (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum30/HTML/006879.html)?

Because I like the guys on here? Ah, no. Because it has BOUNCING TITTIES!!!

W T!!!

[This message has been edited by Lilly (edited 06-17-2004).]

Breasts get me turned on pretty much more than any other feature. I just like them nice and round and large. They're so pretty. I heard something that it's primitive because they're a bit like asses or something.. I don't know, it doesn't make much sense cos I don't care that much on ass.

Man, this thread gave me a boner.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Breasts get me turned on pretty much more than any other feature. I just like them nice and round and large. They're so pretty. I heard something that it's primitive because they're a bit like asses or something.. I don't know, it doesn't make much sense cos I don't care that much on ass.

it's not so much that boobs look like asses, but that a woman's ass, tits, shoulders, hips, and knees, all have very rounded features because of a layer of body fat that men don't have as much of. these curves display a woman's viability as a mother, and that's why curvy features are attractive to men.

quote:Originally posted by Celermors:

WTF is it with guys and boobs? I mean, seriously, essentially, all boobs amount to are lumps of fat on our chests. If it's attractive on the chest, why is it so un-attractive everywhere else? Bu mainly, why are boobs so attractive?

~Mors

Can we see a picture of your boobs?

Yeah! We want tits!

The internet doesn't have enough porn!

NOT NEARLY ENOUGH!

quote:Originally posted by Celermors:

WTF I mean, seriously, essentially, all boobs amount to are lumps of fat on our chests.

~Mors



and tissue, don't forget tissue, oh & mamory glands, we got those too

oh yeah, mamory glands.



Big it up for the mamory glands!

Sometimes I wish I had breasts so that I could sit for hours and converse with them. This would give me a reason to be looking at tits, and also apparantly it's rude to talk to a gal while staring at her chest. All this primal instinct stuff sounds right, but I also feel that another reason is either because most men don't have them so they're a novelty, or just because we are all perverts. I'll leave now... I gotta go mop up.

quote:Originally posted by Township Rebellion:

jubblies

That word makes me giggle.

Women who obsess & wwonderingly wonder about men & breasts, seem to never mention how sexualbreasts are to straight women. Tit

stimulation for many girls is a sexual thing.

I take it that poor, poor alas poor poor poor

Celermor, who's tits are numb, is a gal who's

tits have no thexxual function. A fair bunch

of women have no interest in tit stimulation & therefore see no thexxuality in tits.

Too bad, Cel, you're missing out a lot of fun, but if your tits are numb...

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Men don't have breasts, it's only natural that we are curious about them.

It's one of the primal characteristics of a healthy mate.

and besides, they're really really hot.

its mostly primal...... i find cleavage and large round breasts to be sooooo hotthey are just so damn beautiful....

*sniff*



*fucks girlfriend*

god made us that way, leave it that way

female breasts: apples, balloons, bazoom, bazoomas, brace and bits, Bristol City, Bristols, BSHs, bumpers, cakes, cats and kitties, charlies, chichi, cupcake, dairies, diddies, dubbies, dugs, gazungas, gib tesurbs, grapes, grapefruits, hangers, headlights, jugs, knobs, knockers, lollies, lungs, mams, maracas, Mary Poppins, milkers, mountains, nay-nays, ninnies, norks, pumps, rack, T and A, tits, titty, TNT, top bollocks, tremblers, wallopies

I like breasts.

quote:Originally posted by Lilly:

I'm a chick, a straight chick at that, and even I think boobies are hot!

Why the hell do you think I started the Bouncing Tit-tays Thread (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum30/HTML/006879.html)?

Because I like the guys on here? Ah, no. Because it has BOUNCING TITTIES!!!

W T!!!

[This message has been edited by Lilly (edited 06-17-2004).]

haha thats a great thread

and yes tits are fucking great....

TIT WANK! TIT WANK! TIT WANK!

What's the general consensus here on man-boobs?

Yeah, i read in a magazine once that chicks with curvy hips and big boobs are 3 times as likely to get pregnant as girls without curvy hips and big boobs, so i think as many other people have said that its just evolutionary thing, people were made to be attracted to people who could have kids the easiest. I personally am much more of a legs, hips, and ass guy, as long as a girl HAS boobs that all i need. Bigger boobs ARE a bonus though

My moms ex-husband: More then a handful is too much. (i dont agree with that)

QUALITY OVER quanTITTY, fuckers!

quote:Originally posted by Celermors:

If it's attractive on the chest, why is it so un-attractive everywhere else?

~Mors



everywhere else?

you mean like sagging at their belly buttons?

this reminds me i saw a playboy at a friends house with a 69 year old in it... her face was pretty nice but her tits came down to her stomach line

It's genetic. The better question I suppose, would be why should you care? We have something to look at, and we certainly can't help it. Get over it. You look at things on guys, asses, or maybe abs, or his crotch, whatever.. same concept. We're genetically programmed to scan a womans body for desireable traits. Larger breasts mean easier feeding for a child. Ass/Hips means better chance of easier, and more successful childbirth, and for more children. So please, let it go. There's no use dwelling on something so simple that has obviously plagued females for eons.

quote:Originally posted by pyro9555:

"I wish I had an extra set of hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down!"

-Rick James

Dave Chapelle dumbass.

Man I need a girlfriend. Preferably one that has large breasts.

Uh, breasts and rolls of fat are a lot different.

I think you're just trying to find a reason for someone to like your fat. Quit making yourself feel good. Fatty. Ha.

duh, why do girls have boobs? Do you prefer a coffee-table-big-red-as-a-balloon-ASS? Because that´s the other alternative. Ever took a look at female apes?

After mankind started walking on 2 limbs, there was nothing "to see". So evolution developed breasts. And I have to say, the men did a good job ...

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HA HA HA!!!! I SHALL LIVE FOREVER!!!!

But no, seriously. Everyone who says men like tits because it's primal is right. Big breasts, wide hips, and a narrow waist show a good breeding partner. The wide hips because it shows that she can endure child-birth better because of a wider pubic bone, the nice tits because it shows that she can provide for her children better. The thin waist goes allong with the hip thing too.

Anyone ever think about when you get old and wrinkly, those HUGE GORGEOUS boobs are going to turn into nasty wrinkly skin that hangs down to her knees.

Stop goddamn talking about instinct. Guess what? The only instinct we have is when we are born, which is to hold our breath when we go underwater. But that only lasts for a few weeks.

Goddamn you morons piss me off so bad. Instinct is reserved for lower life forms such as ants. Their brain is too fucking small to think for themselves so they follow a list of instructions.

What you fucking dipshits are talking about is whether sucking on titties is innate.

Go fucking read New Scientist, its fucking old news.

fuck.

Skank... its my personal opinion that YOU are a lower species. How the hell do you think you know how to fuck the first time? Why do you think that when you put a baby up to a nipple it starts sucking on it? why do you think, that when a bomb goes off or gunfire/other loud noise, people duck? Why do you think that when someone runs up to you and punches you in the face for being so god damn stupid your instinct will be to hold your face and cry? You're probably gonna say reflexes...heh, see I'm smarter than you might think. What do you think allows the body to interpret the input to create reflexes? It isn't knowledge, it isn't anything we learn, it isn't the little green martians talking to us on ultra high frequencies. Its instinct my friend. Humans, believe it or not, with all your science, are an animal, and as such are DRIVEN by instinct. Food, shelter, security, reproduction. This is what drives the human race. Its the same thing that drives every living organism on the face of the planet. Thats freakin sixth grade Biology right there, guess what? you learn the same thing in ninth grade biology, senior A&P and/or genetics, and in College Biology and related courses. Instinct is reserved for lower species... if you read that in "New Scientist" its called a theory. One I would fight tooth and nail if I had the time, money, or a true dedication to the subject. Fucking skank...God.

...Ok, now what the hell was this topic about again? Oh yeah, breasts, I dunno, I agree with that dude's step-dad said. "anything more than a handful is a waste" I've never been a breast person, I care more about the face. None of the girls I've ever liked have had large breasts. In fact, most of them have been downright flat. Thats not to say I dont like big tits, cause it is sexy and probably for the reason of INSTINCT that was mentioned by so many due to it resembling fertility and the ability to feed a baby. However, its just not something I put a whole lot of value on.

quote:Originally posted by InimitableBallerina:

Anyone ever think about when you get old and wrinkly, those HUGE GORGEOUS boobs are going to turn into nasty wrinkly skin that hangs down to her knees.

Along with everything else. Might as well be nice lookin' while you got 'em.

Mmmm...tits. Nothing quite like a good handful of boob. God I want to jack off...

quote:Originally posted by skank:

Stop goddamn talking about instinct. Guess what? The only instinct we have is when we are born, which is to hold our breath when we go underwater. But that only lasts for a few weeks.

Ya want instinct? How about the one that keeps you from fucking family members? That lasts a lifetime. There are a lot of instincts relating to social interactions, few of them logical.

quote:Originally posted by Celermors:

WTF is it with guys and boobs? I mean, seriously, essentially, all boobs amount to are lumps of fat on our chests. If it's attractive on the chest, why is it so un-attractive everywhere else? Bu mainly, why are boobs so attractive?

~Mors

We dont have them, and there fun to play with the child in us comes out. and dont try and pretend that you dont love having a guy fondle your breasts cause you do.

Empire.

This thread has tickled my bosom and warmed my cockle.