Today marks one year of involuntary celebacy.

Yay.

I feel like shit.

Involuntary? what happened?

something not working?- I'M TALKIN DOWNTOWN

Perhas I should clarify. I haven't been able to get a date in more than a year.

For those wondering, no I did not fuck someone I didn't date. After the breakup with the good ex we got together one night for 2 hours of lust.

Prometheus, get out there and get some.

If you just go for it, you'll score.

-ca$h

Prometheus, just go out to the clubs and/or bars. There are plenty of drunk chicks there that are looking for one night stands. hehe I'm drunk right now, wait a minute i can still type maybe i should drink more. Anywho that is enough from me.

Just go out and find some tail. And that is an order.

take Care,

xtrmee

I'm somewhere around 4 months. Forced celibacy is teh sux0rz. Especially if you're an overly hormonal 15 year old that got sex almost everyday, then it immediately stops. Yeah, it sucks. Bad.

FYI I don't do the one night stand thing. At least I don't think I do, no one's ever offered. And this idiot hick town has only the one bar and the nearest club is a half hour away, if you speed and the traffic's good. As for the bar, I hardly drink at all. That reminds me, I finaly found a liquer store that carries the one beer I've found that I really like rather than merely tolerate.

Best hangout around here is an underpopulated coffee shop.

It's been 4 months since I've had sex. W0wz0rz. Just biding my time .

Wow, I give you guys all respect I don't think I could go that long without sex.

Two months, fifteen days, six hours and thirty-five seconds... *twitch*.

You guys are lucky. I haven't gotten close to a pussy in over 15 years.

quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

Perhas I should clarify. I haven't been able to get a date in more than a year.

For those wondering, no I did not fuck someone I didn't date. After the breakup with the good ex we got together one night for 2 hours of lust.

I stopped waking off for 6 months during wrestling season one year. 3 months before season started. And I made out with my whor exgirlfriend everyday. But you know what? 23 - 34, and qualified for state. Agression builds up. And so do nocturnal emissions.

quote:Originally posted by prozak_jack:

You guys are lucky. I haven't gotten close to a pussy in over 15 years.

So you're 15? What 15 yearold has never got close to a pussy, you're a loser.Get off the computer get outside, and get some poontang, nigga.

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

So you're 15? What 15 yearold has never got close to a pussy, you're a loser.Get off the computer get outside, and get some poontang, nigga. You're fucking stupid. That is all I have to say.

agreed

Quit yer bitchin'.

You're like a woman...