Omg in like 5 Hours i know that me and my g/f are gonna have sex. I am so stoked, I am still a virgin.

I was wondering if u nice peoples at SNA could give me some advice plz.

Thanks ahead of time

Use protection !!!

Be yourself and let it all happen naturally

Don't put pressure on yourself to perform like a porn star ( you may develop stage fright ).

Congrats man. Now one of the most important things that you can remember to do, and whatever you do don't forget. Have fun and enjoy yourself. Best of luck man.

Use your head...

Remember to relax, and enjoy yourself.

Make sure to cowgirl her and lick those tits, also have fun with it

Just as you are about to nut, pull it out and slam it right into her @$$. Just kidding, I'm still a virgin...

Not that know, but a common sense tip. If you want to last longer, beat off and hour or two before hand.

Oh and don't do what R. Kelly did. If she asks you to urinate or deficate on her, just leave. Or leave it in a paper bag burning on her front porch.

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No experience here, but doing lotsa stuff before the actual intercourse might be wise.

Be confident. Make sure you know where everything is, don't beat off an hour before like the guy above said because it'll take away the experience.

Make sure you just showered and stuff because chicks dig personal hygene and all that shit. So time for your bi-annual shower.

Personally I wouldn't turn the lights off completely, but pretty dim. Off if she's kind of homely or chubby etc though.

Like another guy said, don't try and be a porn star because not all girls like it up the ass, vaginally, then on the face. In fact, few do.

So yeah, in conclusion:

-don't be nervous.

-don't talk too much, and don't say stupid shit like they do in porn videos like: "yeahhhh baby you're dirty! take that you dirty babe! TAKE IT!" some chicks may be offended.

-Shower and stuff.

-Good lighting, music (maybe).

-and yeah just take it easy and natural.

don't dwell on it too much.

think of it this way: if you're both virgins and you're bad (but you better not be, after all this) how the hell would she even know what was good or not?

so yeah, good luck and congratulations.

-peace

ca$hual

OK, thanks for the advice people

But I know i won't last long..... Should i beat off or not? I can maby last 5 minutes at the most( that is before I nut)

quote:Originally posted by Santa Clause:

OK, thanks for the advice people

But I know i won't last long..... Should i beat off or not? I can maby last 5 minutes at the most( that is before I nut)



To answer your question:

quote:Originally posted by cashual21 (that rad guy):



...don't beat off an hour before like the guy above said because it'll take away the experience.

That 'beating off' thing. Try to practice taking a really long time with it. I don't know if you have time, but I think that endurance training would help you. I've lasted about 40 minutes before, doing that.

If she is a virgin take it slow because it will hurt her. My G/f is still pretty tight and I still can't get my whole penis in her because she screams for mercy, because it hurts that bad. She probably will bleed a little, so take it easy, nice and slow.

quote:Originally posted by Santa Clause:

Omg in like 5 Hours i know that me and my g/f are gonna have sex. I am so stoked, I am still a virgin.

I was wondering if u nice peoples at SNA could give me some advice plz.

Thanks ahead of time

I think this depends alot on where you're from, you british or american?

If you're amereican then do all that bullshit, taking it slow and all that.

If you're british, shot on some happy-hardcore, full blast, don't use a rubber and just fuck the bitch, cum and fall asleep, it's the british way.

Slow. Careful. Patient. Acquiescing. Gentle. Loving. Kind.

No matter what.

Oh, and ignore Killacas: He's a virgin, and it shows. I'm not saying that to flame him (I'd never waste my time), but because it's important for you to realize that he is a 12 year old fool who knows nothing and should stop breathing.

heres my stragety.

If your gonna bust nut before she is, wait right before you do and take it out before you do and eat her out untill shes ready, then when she is put it back in and youl both have it together.

quote:Originally posted by STORMofDEATH:

Use your head...

...and your penis.

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Personally I wouldn't turn the lights off completely, but pretty dim. Off if she's kind of homely or chubby etc though.

What do you mean by that?

Is it supposed to be some kind of insult to the girl?

Not everyone has a model/porn star's body...so what? You can't even look at her or something? It's not like she's some kind of fatass ugly chick that you think is disgusting. If you think that then you shouldn't be fucking her, actually you shouldn't be dating her at all.

^^^^ you can tell she's a fatass.

-Use protection.

-Relax, take it easy.

-Do it slowly you dont want to hurt her if she is a virgin too.

-Make it special. I recommend background music, maybe jazz, bringing her some flowers or spread some rose petals around the bed.

-Tell her how beautyfull she is ( DONT SAY HOT).

-Dont just go and rip her clothes off as I said take your time. Make her want you to undress her.

-After you are done hug her for 10-15 minutes.

relax and use protection i remember when i lost my virginity i felt really awkward and it wasnt fun so just relax man

So did SantaClause come to town?

I did not think I would lose it at this age :P

how old are you then?

He's this many. *holds up 7 fingers*