Is it "too kinky" to ask a girl to cum on her? My girlfriend let me once while we were doing it, and last night on the phone, I asked if I could again, and she said that I could but it was really weird for her and she couldn't understand why I'd want to.....

Some girls like the idea of their guy shooting over 'em...It's different and exciting.

Some girls find it "icky"...Having a few blobs of white sticky stuff on them...Ewww!

It's all down to personal preference and seeing the different sides of a situation.

Foe example, some girls see it as dirty and nasty...Some girls see it as different and exciting and are more open to trying new things.

Yeah, I think my gf is open for new things.... I dunno. Last time we fucked, it was taking too long to cum, so I just jerked it myself and I did it on her stomach..... she said it was weird because just the thought of cum being on you was kinda nasty, but it dfidnt bother her really, she doesnt care if I do it......... so I dunno

Never cum on a girl before, but some girls tell me they like it, just like some swallow and some don't, just depends what there into.

Some girls find it very domonating, and this is a turn on. Again, personal preference though.

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quote:Originally posted by Memorex:

Is it "too kinky" to ask a girl to cum on her? My girlfriend let me once while we were doing it, and last night on the phone, I asked if I could again, and she said that I could but it was really weird for her and she couldn't understand why I'd want to.....

You discuss stuff like that over the phone ?

Next time hop up & cum on her face without telling her...u may have to hold her head so she doesn't turn away...

^ sounds like great advice to me.

Hey, you stupid mother fucker.

You're so fucking stupid, I wish I knew where you live so that I could come to your house and cut your dick off and make you eat it, you stupid bitch. You should just kill yourself you stupid bitch, no one likes you anyways. Its pretty obvious your girlfriend hates you, or else she would be begging you to cum on her, you worthless piece of shit. Look, Dumbass; you have a small cock and if i was near you right now i would take the butt of a gun and pound your cock with it until you passed out from the pain.

STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Don't ASK, you dimwit. Just DO it. If she gets mad, remind her that you just gave her a nice new pearl necklace.

G-r-a-m: Kill yourself.

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quote:Originally posted by g-r-a-m:

Hey, you stupid mother fucker.

You're so fucking stupid, I wish I knew where you live so that I could come to your house and cut your dick off and make you eat it, you stupid bitch. You should just kill yourself you stupid bitch, no one likes you anyways. Its pretty obvious your girlfriend hates you, or else she would be begging you to cum on her, you worthless piece of shit. Look, Dumbass; you have a small cock and if i was near you right now i would take the butt of a gun and pound your cock with it until you passed out from the pain.

STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

looks like its somebody's time o' the month...lol

quote:Originally posted by g-r-a-m:

Hey, you stupid mother fucker.

You're so fucking stupid, I wish I knew where you live so that I could come to your house and cut your dick off and make you eat it, you stupid bitch. You should just kill yourself you stupid bitch, no one likes you anyways. Its pretty obvious your girlfriend hates you, or else she would be begging you to cum on her, you worthless piece of shit. Look, Dumbass; you have a small cock and if i was near you right now i would take the butt of a gun and pound your cock with it until you passed out from the pain.

STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!



I just recently had a peanut butter sammich. MMM

if shes weired out by alilcum on her, dumpher off. my god the sex is going to get boring quick.

quote:Originally posted by D Krunk:



I just recently had a peanut butter sammich. MMM



bastard! how come i didn't get one ?

Well mostly because it was actually a mayonaise and spider sammich. Because I can't afford peanut butters.

If you're going to cum on her face, warn her first! I can tell you from experience that getting cum in your eye hurts, and it's really hard to explain why your eye is red for the next day or so.

I don't really like people cuming on my face ever or instead of swallowing post blow job. I do, however, find it crazy uber sexy when you're fucking with the intention of him pulling out, and he pulls out and cums on you (like if it's doggy style he'll cum on your ass etc.).

It may be better than getting cummed inside, with the various risks...

somebody probably saw that done in a XXX video...

quote:Originally posted by Nihilism:

if shes weired out by alilcum on her, dumpher off. my god the sex is going to get boring quick.

you forgot to seperate dump and her.

quote:Originally posted by Cornpuff Mgruff:

you forgot to seperate dump and her.

you spelt separate wrong*

edit: and that's 2 times i've corrected you now.. you're slacking! come on!

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cum on the inside of vagina lol

quote:Originally posted by em de em aye:

cum on the inside of vagina lol

Don't post anymore.

My friend breaks out all over her chest when her boyfriend cums on it. Just so you know, that's a potential risk

I SO wish they'd make a Stridex commercial for that.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

I SO wish they'd make a Stridex commercial for that.

God that was beautiful.

A friend of mine(a female) and i decided to pH test our respective sexual fluids. Hers came up acidic and mine basic. This made sense with all the chemistry we had been learning at the time. The point is, bases are corrosive to organic materials. Maybe that's why my stomache gets all red after some sessions.

i think it kinda matters how she feels at the time

It's quite weird when a guy suddenly pulls out from fucking you and starts madly wanking himself off over your face.



If you're going to cum on her face, please please please make sure she washes all the cum out of her hair before she leaves the house!!!

I have a nice little piece of advice which i think most males on totse might find effective, unless you already did it. My ex use to always make me tell her when i was about to blow a load in her mouth so she could stop and jack me off the rest of the way, so i did a few times and it sucked right...So I came up with a wonderful plan. The next time she blew me i was pullin her hair (the kinky bitch loved it) and i just latched on to her head and forced her to take all of my cock in her mouth just as i blew my load, and i just held her head down there until I was done, it is very great!She hates it though!!!

Yeah, you gotta do those things so she gets experience...and dont do what yoyobek says...cum on her face & hair & dont let her wipe it away...make sure it dries up and then go to the mall etc...

if she gives any lip, the next time you do it blow a nice load and try to hit the hair, an eyeball and any clothing she may have.

quote:Originally posted by Cornpuff Mgruff:

you forgot to seperate dump and her.

eye bangid you're mohm last nyght. She like when I camed all over hur. And she liked my friends cum on her, two.

Hmm... 12 year olds... So clever

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

G-r-a-m: Kill yourself.

I think Infrared is right there.

cumming on a girl seems ok to me, i've done it and she didn't mind, but im sure not all girls are like this... but asking them seem a bit.. wrong... "Excuse me can i blow my load all over you?" just do it

the worst thing that can happen if you cum on a girl is if she tries to make you lick it off....thats not kool! i've never came on a girl bfore and dont have desire to do so, its seems lik i wud rather finish off inside her rather than on her

its just personal preference u kno

i suppose thats better, i cant say a girl has ever asked me to lick it off her, i'd probably get her to fuck off but nvm...

even in her mouth is better than on her...one girl tried to get me to do snowball on her which is grossse!!!!!!

call me a dumbass, but... Snowball???

yeah what's a snowball?

if u reli wna kno its wher a girl gives u a BJ an wen u jizz in her mouth she kisses you an gives it bak into your mouth an u swallow it! not recommended

Ohhh so that's what they call it these days thanks for the info

OMFG!!!! im gona puke!!! lol no way dude you dont wana be doing that!!!!

Or when a girl sux one guy off until he climaxes and than kisses another guy without him knowing it. Than the guy is "snowballed".

quote:Originally posted by Yukmouth:

Or when a girl sux one guy off until he climaxes and than kisses another guy without him knowing it. Than the guy is "snowballed".

Kisses another guy? ( with out him knowing it - now that'd be difficult

^^ haha good one. You know what i mean

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:



If you're going to cum on her face, please please please make sure she washes all the cum out of her hair before she leaves the house!!!

sounds like you had a bad experience there yoyo

My ex used to make me kiss her after blowing me. She knew that if she snowballed me I wouldn't let her blow me any more (she loved giving blowjobs more than having sex, and she really loved having sex).

If she can handle your cum in her mouth, why can't you? You guys are assholes.

aloneandbroken: I'm a serious fan of this as well.

RE Snowballing: For one, it's MY jizz, at least, which is tasteless, so I wouldn't really care. Also, I've yet to meet a woman who won't give head after I've been in her already, so it's only fair. Basically, I just disregard my jizz entirely, meaning that I'll kiss after being blown, have no problem with 69 after sex/climax, etc.

Pull a Houdini.

Fuck her from behind and then spit on her back. When she turns to look at you/it, spill your juices in her face.

ABBRACADABRA! <-(say that to add an effect)

quote:Originally posted by g-r-a-m:

Hey, you stupid mother fucker.

You're so fucking stupid, I wish I knew where you live so that I could come to your house and cut your dick off and make you eat it, you stupid bitch. You should just kill yourself you stupid bitch, no one likes you anyways. Its pretty obvious your girlfriend hates you, or else she would be begging you to cum on her, you worthless piece of shit. Look, Dumbass; you have a small cock and if i was near you right now i would take the butt of a gun and pound your cock with it until you passed out from the pain.

STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

yeah i used to cum on my Ex until i found something better...Make her swallow, its so romantic and plus makes you feel relieved. but damn she used to hate it, and it made her feel like i was taking advantage of our sex life.

One time i tried to make her swallow and she moved and i got that shit all in her hair, she was mad the rest of the day but i thought it was the funniest thing ever!

lol i love the Houdini idea, very clever!

I've licked my cum off a girl, not much to say about it, just that i did...eh

quote:Originally posted by NormlDrGonzo:

if she gives any lip, the next time you do it blow a nice load and try to hit the hair, an eyeball and any clothing she may have.

Heh. i used to do this with a girl i knew. She had this really sexy black miniskirt, when she had that it was time for some kinky bathroom fucking at school. I used to pull out and blow it all the back of her shirt and her miniskirt. It was so great, every guy i knew wanted to fuck her. And when they saw the stain on her skirt (she kept throwing on a hoodie when i blew it on her shirt)and they knew it came from me, you could see the jealousy in their eyes. God damn that was great.

quote:Originally posted by Memorex:

Yeah, I think my gf is open for new things.... I dunno. Last time we fucked, it was taking too long to cum, so I just jerked it myself and I did it on her stomach..... she said it was weird because just the thought of cum being on you was kinda nasty, but it dfidnt bother her really, she doesnt care if I do it......... so I dunno

If this is the same girl that got all drunk without you. ... . . She was cheating on you long before you knew. Sorry. Her pussy feel a little loose ?

quote:Originally posted by em de em aye:

cum on the inside of vagina lol

vagCUMina

quote:Originally posted by Inside_Voices:

God that was beautiful.

A friend of mine(a female) and i decided to pH test our respective sexual fluids. Hers came up acidic and mine basic. This made sense with all the chemistry we had been learning at the time. The point is, bases are corrosive to organic materials. Maybe that's why my stomache gets all red after some sessions.



You let other men cum on your stomach ?!?!?!

acids and bases usually bubble up. . . .ewww

quote:Originally posted by jonnymckim:

even in her mouth is better than on her...one girl tried to get me to do snowball on her which is grossse!!!!!!

Yes I was dumb enough to try it.

quote:Originally posted by OsirisGuy429:

Pull a Houdini.

Fuck her from behind and then spit on her back. When she turns to look at you/it, spill your juices in her face.

ABBRACADABRA! <-(say that to add an effect)

OMG I DIED. . . . I HIT MY HEAD ON THE TABLE AS I HIT THE FLOOR AND BLED TO DEATH.

I'm gonna go buy a Neutrogena shirt and offer samples of my new "instant facial cleanser".

Watch for me on both CNN and Cops.

"Would you like to try Neutrogena's latest concealing wand?"