I just wanted to know, since I just did a very stupid thing because of a gurl. Here's my story.

after i left zachsbys, i went to do some errands for my mom.....well that gurl (a gurl my friend and i had met while we were eating) had an effect on me or something because i ran into so many hot gurls afterwards and they were FINE!!! anyhow.....im coming home from the errands and i decide to take a stroll through the neighborhood and check out the pool........the neighbor hood is shaped like a P~.....with the little swirl being where the pool is in relation to the curb.....well, anyhow there is this gurl i dated once (VERY HOT!!!!) down at the pool in a red/pink bikini.....VERY NOTICEABLE.........are you beginning to see what happened next? as im coming around the corner i see her and im like GOOD GOD!!!! you could of course guess i wasnt exactly watching the road and i wasnt showing off or anything but just engrossed in a well rounded specimen.....anyhow the curb came up a little faster than i would have liked it too and i ran up on the fucking curb!!! ill be jumping out my window in a few minutes so if im not at school tomorrow you will know what happened......

I started using drugs due in part (IN PART) to one. It was my own loss of control and inability to cope, but she served as a catalyst to make the decision.

Now this would be a decent S&A topic.

C'mon Snoopy, Jugz, Acidmelt (Mr. Hunter?) send it on over!

well, when me n my friend were young, we really wanted to impress this girl in our class, and we were skiing, we sucked ass at skiing, but we decided to take the hardest hill that had a jump on the end...lol, well we crashed into eachother on the way down and started flipping and rolling down the hill, and didnt even make it to the jump, we made fools of ourselves

Dumbest thing I ever did because of a girl?

Another girl.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Now this would be a decent S&A topic.

C'mon Snoopy, Jugz, Acidmelt (Mr. Hunter?) send it on over!

I will suck your tampon!

Likewise, what's the dumbest thing you've ever done for a guy?

I'd have to say the dumbest thing I ever did for a guy ... wow. There's so many. Hold on, I'm thinking... right. Got it.

I had just met my husband (then boyfriend), and I was going to move in with him. He, however, didn't know this yet, as I had decided to surprise him. (Long story short: my mom and I had a fight, I was a rebellious little twit, and decided to move out just to hurt her, only to realize I didn't really have anywhere to go. Which is why I ended up moving in with a guy that I'd only known for three weeks. Oy.) But when I got there, he was gone to a friend's house. Well, his ex-roommates had dropped by to pick up some stuff and let me in (they had just moved out the day before), and I was getting my stuff put away. And then for some odd reason, I decided it would be a good idea to leave the front door to the apartment open, and lay on the couch topless to wait for him. So I stripped from the waist up, grabbed a book, and laid down to wait. I didn't have to wait long. Apparently, the ex-roommates had dropped by his friend Tony's house on their way back to their new house, and told him that Ass's new chick (Ass is my hubby's nickname with his friends) was at the house waiting on him to get home. Tony knew that Chris was thirty miles away at another friend's house, so he thought he'd come by and tell me and offer to take me up there to surprise him.

Well, imagine his surprise when he came to the wide-open front door to find me naked on the couch. But it gets better. At the time, Tony and my husband had the same hair style, and being as they're the same build and it was dark, I thought Tony was Chris. So I sat up. Tony stutters something about a cat and a nekkid something, and turns and runs. (Tony is INCREDIBLY shy. He's such a doll.) At this point, I realize that wasn't Chris, put my shirt on, and went to find out what was going on.

Tony still hasn't let me live down our very first meeting.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I will suck your tampon!

Oooh, now that's love. Gimme about two weeks, cupcake.



I have a (suitable for blackmailing) photo of a high school friend at the prom. He wore a pastel peach colored tux with pink ruffles, to match his date's dress. She insisted. She didn't put out.

I forgave the girl i thought i loved the first time we had a fight where she practically destroyed me only so that 1 week later she would do it again. It wanted to fucking kill her(i got very very angry...)

talking with this gorgeous friend of myne who at the time i had a crush on ( i was 15 so it was one of those tennie crushes) on the subject of peircings, she rambles on about how sexy nipple peircings are, so i think to my self, hmmmmm if i get a nipple peircing that would = sex0rs. I then proceed to tell her that i had one booked in for next week as a matter of fact and you know if your interested you can tag along i spose, acting like im a sik kunt and all i go to get it done shes theres i sit in the chair and OMFG that is the single most painfull instant my life then after i proceed to take three steps of of the shop and pass out, only to wake up on a bench with her giving me sips of water, i felt completely retarded

Almost got hit by a car showing off skateboarding... I was at a stair set of about 12 stairs and I had been filming for a sponsor-me-tape. I was trying to nollieflip this shit and I landed it was riding away, pretty extatic because this group of girls was watching a few hot as hell the other one, meh. Anyways I land look over to them, give them the nod (ya know the one where you're like, heh what biatch) and I look forward and im off in the street with a car flying right to me. Have you ever seen a skateboard explode? Me niether til I jumped out of the way and watched in horror. Good God I hate what females can do to a guy. I've got the footage on camera, I will try to get it on the net or something. It's all on there, the car almost hitting me and everything. Atleast it was smooth and I haven't filmed for skateboarding since.

One time I had a bath coz a girl said I smelled, turned out a bath in the local swamp wasen't the best idea.

EDiT: This post was stupid, and induced by high amounts of anti-sleep particles. They will be killed for this. *sweeps flowing cape, walks away*

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mmmm.. the dumbest fing? found out about this guy my gf was seeing behind my bak, i got really pissed and deiceded i was really gonna fuck him up, got a hammer and was gonna shatter his knee-caps, fucking glad i didnt. Sum girls just arnt worth it.

quote:Originally posted by escape_reality:

mmmm.. the dumbest fing? found out about this guy my gf was seeing behind my bak, i got really pissed and deiceded i was really gonna fuck him up, got a hammer and was gonna shatter his knee-caps, fucking glad i didnt. Sum girls just arnt worth it.

So you're a pussy?

Conversely, he isn't an over-reacting brainless retard.

I was gonna start taking Es just so i could be like this girl but thank fuck we broke up cause i dont mind being a stoner but a junkie is a different story all together

quote:Originally posted by thequin88:

Almost got hit by a car showing off skateboarding... I was at a stair set of about 12 stairs and I had been filming for a sponsor-me-tape. I was trying to nollieflip this shit and I landed it was riding away, pretty extatic because this group of girls was watching a few hot as hell the other one, meh. Anyways I land look over to them, give them the nod (ya know the one where you're like, heh what biatch) and I look forward and im off in the street with a car flying right to me. Have you ever seen a skateboard explode? Me niether til I jumped out of the way and watched in horror. Good God I hate what females can do to a guy. I've got the footage on camera, I will try to get it on the net or something. It's all on there, the car almost hitting me and everything. Atleast it was smooth and I haven't filmed for skateboarding since.



Heh thats awesome, Reminds me of my cousin and at at skatepark, but he didnt land...

Hmmmm....

I think opening my mouth to a girl is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

cut myself+ loss of cash

long story, who cares

quote:Originally posted by JoJo:



talking with this gorgeous friend of myne who at the time i had a crush on ( i was 15 so it was one of those tennie crushes) on the subject of peircings, she rambles on about how sexy nipple peircings are, so i think to my self, hmmmmm if i get a nipple peircing that would = sex0rs. I then proceed to tell her that i had one booked in for next week as a matter of fact and you know if your interested you can tag along i spose, acting like im a sik kunt and all i go to get it done shes theres i sit in the chair and OMFG that is the single most painfull instant my life then after i proceed to take three steps of of the shop and pass out, only to wake up on a bench with her giving me sips of water, i felt completely retarded

Quite sorry, but after the New Model read this post, it had run out of breath! Where the hell are all the markings of sentences and paragraphs? Also, the New Model has nt done anything dumb for girls, other than loved them. That, my friends, is another life altogether.

ModelFifteen

i mumbled and moaned when i was fingering a chick one time

I was about 15 at this point. This guy started saying shit and making lewd comments about one of the girls I was hanging out with. Now this guy is known for picking fights, and he was about 25, and could have easly broke me in half. So I turn around andget on his case defending her honor.I later discovered she had none to defend.

Too make a long story short I got into a fist fight with a friend. Only me and him got out of the deal was black eyes and busted noses.



PS. Neither one of us ended up with the girl

i let my emotoins get out of control. damn emotions *die!*

The dumbest, huh, here's a no brainer for ya, I went AWOL from the military. I'd just met her, 1st piece of ass i had in, i couldn't remember when. Hell it sounded good at the time.

Heres one...Chasing after the same damn one for two fucking years...thats pretty fucking dumb. Excuse me, two years AND COUNTING....I'm pathetic I know, if you think I'm pathetic from reading that, just wait till you read the topic about it I'm thinking about making. I'm kinda hoping I'll pass out before I can write it.... I'm probably not that lucky though.

quote:Originally posted by uage10:

I was gonna start taking Es just so i could be like this girl but thank fuck we broke up cause i dont mind being a stoner but a junkie is a different story all together

Oh dear me. Thanks for the laugh

Most idiotic thing I've ever done for a woman.... well, "idiotic" is a harsh word, but I can easily name the most rash thing I've ever done for a woman.

I met this amazing soul in Manhattan. I knew her for less than five months before I had to leave to go back to my parents' house. Mid-summer, I receive an email from her that she's moving back to San Fransisco, and I'm more than welcome to follow.

So I do. I drop out of school, work in a warehouse to save up enough to move, and go to a coast where I have no relatives and no emotional resonance for me.

Do I regret it? Not at all. I often look back and think how absolutely miserable I was at my old school, how unhappy I would've been with a degree in illustration, and all the valuable life lessons I picked up in California. I'm glad I did it, but I wouldn't want to do it again.

i licked a girls shoe

that was a long time ago. i dont play anymore stupid shit

While in the middle of a looooong sex session she convinced me to put on her panties...

Thank god she didnt take a picture.

Dumbest thing I've ever done because of a girl?

I don't even know where to start.

^Even though you hate me/think I'm a whore/etc, you have a cool handle. I should move away from "Infrared", myself.

tattoo

quote:Originally posted by JoJo:



talking with this gorgeous friend of myne who at the time i had a crush on ( i was 15 so it was one of those tennie crushes) on the subject of peircings, she rambles on about how sexy nipple peircings are, so i think to my self, hmmmmm if i get a nipple peircing that would = sex0rs. I then proceed to tell her that i had one booked in for next week as a matter of fact and you know if your interested you can tag along i spose, acting like im a sik kunt and all i go to get it done shes theres i sit in the chair and OMFG that is the single most painfull instant my life then after i proceed to take three steps of of the shop and pass out, only to wake up on a bench with her giving me sips of water, i felt completely retarded



Dude I hope you got something out of peircing your nip cuz I know it hurts ALOT I had mine done and plan to again and its not something to do for a girl unless you know you're getting something lol. The stupidest thing ive done for a girl hmmmmmmm proboly offering to kick this kids ass for messing with her, its not that stupid cuz im looking forward to beating his ass when school starts but still.

felt bad after she dumped me

I dared to dream...

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

I started using drugs due in part (IN PART) to one. It was my own loss of control and inability to cope, but she served as a catalyst to make the decision.

The dumbest thing I did for a girl was stoped smoking weed.

The second dumbest things I did was spending over 4000 on her when I could have spent it on weed.

I can honestly say that girls have absolutely nothing to do with the stupid shit that I do.