Right now i am as happy as i can be, she likes me and i like her. We kissed a few times and we hold hands. So how can i make it really romantic? And also what can i do to become a perfect boyfriend?

Just find out what she likes and what she looks for in a boyfriend. But I don't suggest changing who you are for her or anyone for that matter.

quote:Originally posted by box:

Right now i am as happy as i can be, she likes me and i like her. We kissed a few times and we hold hands. So how can i make it really romantic? And also what can i do to become a perfect boyfriend?

You don't do SHIT. Isn't it obvious that whatever you're already doing is working? Don't fix it if it ain't broken, my friend!

Don't even think of changing yourself, either. When compromise on certain aspects is needed, you two will figure it out together, and hopefully be able to fix it together. But whatever you do, don't EVER lose your integrity or sacrifice your dignity or your spirit to be something that she wants you to be; something you aren't.

Having said that, have fun! Maybe take her somewhere nice for dinner, buy her a rose (a dozen is a bit overt at this point, tell her she looks beautiful in whatever she might be wearing, but don't lay it on too thick, charm her, joke with her, talk to her about serious things when those times come. Hell, invite her over to watch movies, even. And KEEP HOLDING HER HAND. If by any chance some asshole gives you shit about it, cup your other hand over the one you're already holding and give her a kiss on the cheek in reply, then tell him "it's ok, you'll find a girl like her someday, so you don't have to be jealous". But be nice about that; while I'm not nice about it, it's true that if you're too much of a jackass to everyone but her, she'll worry. Be completely nice and smile at the dickless motherfucker and walk away with your head held motherfucking high!

Having said that too, don't think too hard! Enjoy yourself and each other and enjoy what you have; just try not to take it too fast. You're a lucky guy; I don't think I've ever quite had it as good as you, you know that? And this is coming from a 26 year old man who was with a woman for six years at one point.

Good luck, dude.

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 06-14-2004).]

Foot rubs. And lots of 'em.

"Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?"

The most romantic things you can do are the one's that aren't planned... S'true.

Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.



[This message has been edited by nocuous (edited 06-15-2004).]

You given 'em a lot?

Foot-massages don't mean shit.

Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

[This message has been edited by nocuous (edited 06-15-2004).]

Damn, we've fucked it up already.

Eatin' a bitch out and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't the same fuckin' ballpark! It ain't even the same league; it ain't even the same fuckin' SPORT!

Damn you nocuous, I was following the script and you had to jump in with an arbitrary 'fuck you' ! That's the problem with busy message boards...

We should have shot-guns for this.

You - Flock o' Seagulls. Why don't you tell my man Vincent here where you got your shit hid?

You know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

"I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a nigga hidin' in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."

Check out tha big brain on B-rett!

Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya.

Jules, you give that fuckin' nimrod $1,500 and I'll shoot him on general principle!

"No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonising -pain rapist here."

He'd be DAMNED if any slopes gonna get their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright!

That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

What are people talking about? Is this some sort of inside joke? Does it have anything AT ALL to do with the original post? What?

...

huh?

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

What?

Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

What?





WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?!

quote:What?

WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVA HEARD OF! They speak English in What?!

quote:What?

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!



...Wha-

Time to finish this off for good...

quote:The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers' keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops tastes gooood.

ok ok, how the hell did this post go from giving some guy advice with a gf you all of you fucking burning each other? cant you do that in another room so this guy can get some helpful advice?(not saying that im very helpful, but still)

but anyways, i agree with infrared, you dont really have to do anything since it sounds like its already good and let it go at a slow pace. dont try to rush things or that might ruin the relationship. but it really matters on the type of girl also, some women will want you to go fast and it might not be a long lasting relationship. but also, sometimes it might be good for her to make most of the first moves. If you step past the line too quickly, you will be nulified.

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Hey hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know 'cause I'll never eat the filthy motherfuckers.

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 06-16-2004).]

How about a dog? Dogs eat their own faeces.

I don't eat dog eitha'.

Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

(You fucked it up!! Damn you, noc!! )

"Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, it would cease to be a filthy animal?"

I did not! You were supposed to say "I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way" before I say that. Now edit, and then I'll edit this.

That thar fool nigga's daughter done fall in love with my pig! Says he's got the best damn personaliteee or whatnot she's ever seen.