My girlfriend is a prude and wont sleep with me. How do I trick to bitch into having sex with me?

You don't. You go to Lilly's "oral sex" thread and read my write-up on use of force.

Wow, I'm really whoring 'em out today.

Dress your dick to look like a tampon during rag week. hehe

I'll be in the area in August. You can get laid and I can get over my fear of getting laid.

*scanning LP for facetiousness*

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

You locked the dick-size thread!

You FEMINAZI!!

Just kidding. Those threads do..."Suck", to make an awful pun. But whatatrip is nice.

Oh no, it's going to blow!

*takes cover*

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

My girlfriend is a prude and wont sleep with me. How do I trick to bitch into having sex with me?

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Dress your dick to look like a tampon during rag week. hehe

There we go, the answer to every problem is found on the back of most Popsicle sticks!

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quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

You FEMINAZI!!



Just nazi! Remember, I stay home and do the cleaning and cooking.

I'm just doing what the majority wants...to see the forum rid of dumb threads. I'm sure "what a rip" is a nice person.

I wasn't disagreeing with you; just giving madd propz to whatatrip. And you know I was joking about the nazi thing, and caring that you locked the thread, right? Must I make you a sammich to prove it? Meine lieben?

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Nothing to prove sweet cheeks, but you may make me a sammich out of the goodness of your heart. Put an extra fentanyl patch on it this time, please.

You know I <3 you, so assume that until I tell you otherwise.

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Wh1p ta p3n13 0u7 4nd 54y "5ucK teh P3n15!!!!"

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Nothing to prove sweet cheeks, but you may make me a sammich out of the goodness of your heart. Put an extra fentanyl patch on it this time, please.

You know I <3 you, so assume that until I tell you otherwise.



I ran out of those bastards a long time ago, which sucks. I'll likely never see them again.

And yes, I know you <3 m3 I'm kind of out of it this afternoon, but the place in my really hard-pounding heart for you is still intact.



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you can get her drunk, or you can go for glitter's offer

by the way, glitterpunk112358, when are you visitin my area ?

Or you could just respect the fact that your girlfriend isn't ready for sex at the moment. If she isn't worth waiting for, dump her!

Be careful getting her drunk...people are rat bastards and will charge you with rape.

Tell her you love her. Repeatedly. Naked. I think this is the meanest thing EVER if you don't mean it, but it will for the most part work.

damn dude, your girlfriend's a bitch. maybe you should go find a fuckbuddy, that solves EVERYONE'S problems.

i do like aloneandbroken's suggestion, though. tell her you love her. as soon as you do that, she'll throw you down and fuck you on the spot.

let me know how it works out!

poor dick size thread im just curious. and i am a nice person

i love it when you rub me there the way your hands run through my hair sometimes it hurts i just cant help i need your hands to rub me there .

rub me there rub me where rub me there if you dare.

i love that song

btw why was the i love infrared thread locked ?i was just showing affection.

quote:Originally posted by whatatripthishasbeen:

poor dick size thread im just curious. and i am a nice person

i love it when you rub me there the way your hands run through my hair sometimes it hurts i just cant help i need your hands to rub me there .

rub me there rub me where rub me there if you dare.

i love that song

btw why was the i love infrared thread locked ?i was just showing affection.

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quote:Originally posted by pamplemousse:

...let me know how it works out!

I'll be sure to keep you updated .

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

I'll be in the area in August. You can get laid and I can get over my fear of getting laid.

You, a virgin? Naw. Not interesting in getting laid; but I wouldn't mind meeting a fellow totse member, especially one as imfamous as you, Glitter.

Unfortunetly I'm going to be in Guatalmala August 5th-22nd. Hopefully I'll still be able to keep updated on the S&A going ons from there.

What're you gonna be doing over here in the Bay Area anyway?

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

You, a virgin? Naw. Not interesting in getting laid; but I wouldn't mind meeting a fellow totse member, especially one as imfamous as you, Glitter.

Unfortunetly I'm going to be in Guatalmala August 5th-22nd. Hopefully I'll still be able to keep updated on the S&A going ons from there.

What're you gonna be doing over here in the Bay Area anyway?

Damn. I wish I could meet you. But August is the only time that my two best friends are both going to be in Berkeley. That's where I used to live. I moved abuout 3 years ago. I like going back there to visit. No place to get drunk like Berkeley. That is unless some cop catches you on the train tracks and gives you a bigass lecture about how he could 86 us from Gilman soooo easily. Ah, thems were good times. But right now I'm not sure If I can even go there in August. I'm in the process of moving up to Washington, so maybe I'll be in the area a bit more.

I should come meet you and chill for a little bit, before you head off.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

Not interesting in getting laid



That's "Interested", and you're a complete liar.



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quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

That's "Interested", and you're a complete liar.



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Simple typo. And by interested I mean I am not interested in sex, I am too a red-blooded man; but I would not be interested in having casual sex with a stranger. Didn't mean to sound arrogant. Maybe you're rubbing off on me Infra .

quote:Originally posted by whatatripthishasbeen:

btw why was the i love infrared thread locked ?i was just showing affection.[/B]

Wasn't locked, was moved to B&M. I realize you were doing neither, but it is the most appropriate forum for tributes to other members, good or bad.

It's 2 pages now. Where have you been? http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum30/HTML/007211.html

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

...No place to get drunk like Berkeley. That is unless some cop catches you on the train tracks and gives you a bigass lecture about how he could 86 us from Gilman soooo easily. Ah, thems were good times...

Ahh, getting drunk at the Gilman and seeing some punk bands play. Good times indeed .

Infra, have you been rubbing off on LittlePea?

Rubbing on

Rubbing up

Rubba dub dub

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Rubber of Love. Rubber of Sweeeet Love. Just a Rubber, full of Love. Rubbie dub.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

Simple typo. And by interested I mean I am not interested in sex, I am too a red-blooded man; but I would not be interested in having casual sex with a stranger. Didn't mean to sound arrogant. Maybe you're rubbing off on me Infra .

Your topic is titled "me is wanting sex", for fuck's sake.

And you know you've heard me say before that I'm not into casual sex, either - I'll only go at it with someone I trust, respect and care for on some level (meaning, she doesn't have to be my wife, but she should be special), even though I'm a reckless and unscrupulous horndog at times.

And if my libido's rubbing off on you, consider yourself blessed.

/false arrogance

-Infrared

Fun in the tub with a little rubba dub dub

Working the tongue on a chubba chump

Wheee