trisexual reffering to those who are not only attracted to both human genders, but are also attracted to inanimate objects... ie: having sex with furniture or pavemant etc...

i want to be one, but i simply wasn't born with it...

what about you?

i drilled a hole in my wall with my dick. I had sex with a cd rom drive

quote:Originally posted by Nerd Fangs:

i drilled a hole in my wall with my dick. I had sex with a cd rom drive



do you have trisexual pride parades? if u want i could organize a few...

quote:Originally posted by joecaveman:



do you have trisexual pride parades? if u want i could organize a few...

There might be problems with people trying to mount the floats. They also may try climbing onto them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm a metrosexual, is that any good?

trisexuality, what the hell are you people talking about?! i'm definitely not one. and why would you want to be one?

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Ich bin also metrosexual.

quote:Originally posted by Onizuka Eikichi:

I'm a metrosexual, is that any good?

What exactly does that mean ?

And yes, I could Google it, but I'd rather hear it from someone who claims to be it, than get a nasty suprise, when I find out the hard way.

Being homo/hetero/bi sexual all refer to genders. Inanimate objects can't have a gender, as they are...inanimate. Therefore, trisexual wouldn't be attraction to objects. If anything, it would be attraction to girls, boys, and hermaphrodites.

A metrosexual is somebody who accepts the gay culture but who isn't gay.

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How come the beverly hillbillies didn't have scenes like in Deliverance.

Jed: Squeel like a pig!

Jethro: Weeeeeeeee!

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How come the beverly hillbillies didn't have scenes like in Deliverance.

Jed: Squeel like a pig!

Jethro: Weeeeeeeee!

What the hell does that have to do with anything? :P

quote:Originally posted by Onizuka Eikichi:

A metrosexual is somebody who accepts the gay culture but who isn't gay.

Oh I see, so what would I be if I accepted the gay culture, but was getting sick and tired of hearing about "gay pride", because they (some gay men) felt it was necessary to tell me OVER AND OVER, that "they have rights too" and "you have to accept us the way we are, we're people too", while making sure to act more femenin, that ANY hetero girl would ?

Edit: Would I be a "semimetrosexual" ?



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quote:Originally posted by Onizuka Eikichi:

What the hell does that have to do with anything? :P

Come on, didn't you ever wonder that they didn't act very hillbillyish?

Oh, and metrosexuals are fagots that haven't come out of the closet.

A metrosexual is a male, who spends quite a lot of time on his or her looks and will often tend not to make difference between male and female clothing. Usually hetrosexual, but in a lot of cases also bisexual. A perfect example of a metrosexual person would have to be David Bowie.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

A metrosexual is a male, who spends quite a lot of time on his or her looks and will often tend not to make difference between male and female clothing. Usually hetrosexual, but in a lot of cases also bisexual. A perfect example of a metrosexual person would have to be David Bowie.

Ok, got it now, looks like I'm just a standard straight guy then.

Thanks for clearing that up.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

A metrosexual is a male, who spends quite a lot of time on his or her looks and will often tend not to make difference between male and female clothing. Usually hetrosexual, but in a lot of cases also bisexual. A perfect example of a metrosexual person would have to be David Bowie.

Indeed, but the way I said it was so much simpler, anyway I don't know if this is a official therm. I just saw it on South park .

History of the word "metrosexual". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual)

I don't like wikipedia's definition of metrosexual though. It makes it look as if all metrosexual men are rich panzies sitting all day long around getting their hair done or wasting time at the gym.

In easier terms, a metrosexual man is a man who sees beyond all the stereotypical social differences between a man and a woman.

It is a real word?

Anyway, I like your definition of metrosexual also beter. It discribes a larger group of people, I guess if you put it like that I'm also a metrosexual.

TRISEXUALS ARE GAY!



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It's called a pansexual...

quote:Originally posted by crow4523:

It's called a pansexual...

says who? the dictionary? a big bunch of intellectuals?... oooooo....

o well, i just wanted to know if there were any...

guess not

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Nerd Fangs*

I'm only attracted to inanimate objects.

A person that wants sex with EVERYTHING...

Beastialitransexumetrisexuality.

No, no... Trysexuals.

"I don't care if you wanna try it or not, bizatch!" ;D

That was on Ali G, back in the day...

gulla

I like having sex with furniture! www.furnitureporn.com (http://www.furnitureporn.com)

David Bowie isn't a metrosexual, he's androgenous.

Oh c'mon people. I can't believe no one's said it yet...

Yeah I'm trisexual! I'll try anything once, twice if I like it.

Does cash count? I'm attracted to cash. Mmm... I want to roll around in it and rub all over my naked body.

quote:Originally posted by sp0rkius:

I'm only attracted to inanimate objects.

This means not to stop moving around sp0rkious kids.

If you stop, he'll getcha!

You're retarded. I won't accept anyone's shit!

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Food for thought:

If being attracted to inanimate objects makes one "trisexual", what about being attracted to an abstract concept like time? Quadrosexual?

Does jacking off (with five fingers) make you quintosexual?

What if you stick a finger up your ass at the same time? Sexosexual?

A twelve-sided D&D dice up your ass? A dodecasexual?

what about a poly-sexual

quote:Originally posted by youngone:

Food for thought:

If being attracted to inanimate objects makes one "trisexual", what about being attracted to an abstract concept like time? Quadrosexual?

Does jacking off (with five fingers) make you quintosexual?

What if you stick a finger up your ass at the same time? Sexosexual?

A twelve-sided D&D dice up your ass? A dodecasexual?

quote:Originally posted by Phat_bass49:

what about a poly-sexual

polysexual, good idea... but youngone, inanimate objects count as one type of sexual preference... your idea would be like saying; if some girl likes black guys and white guys, then she is bisexual...

polysexual would only be worth saying if someone is attracted to more then two types, but good idea

im bisexual in the sense that im into girls and inanimate objects...

and i had sex with time once... it was a little akward, but it turned out better then i expected

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quote:Originally posted by SmarterThanYou:

I like having sex with furniture! www.furnitureporn.com (http://www.furnitureporn.com)

HELL YEA.. NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!

Having sex with time is fun.

quote:Originally posted by kman:

David Bowie isn't a metrosexual, he's androgenous.

David Bowie is metrosexual.

quote:Originally posted by Onizuka Eikichi:

I'm a metrosexual, is that any good?

That just means your a gay in training! Hehe, just kidding

quote:Originally posted by Onizuka Eikichi:

I'm a metrosexual, is that any good?

i shit on you. Nows whos trendy?

No.

Its time for the retrosexual. (http://www.geocities.com/phatforrest/retro.html)

trysexual, as in try anything once

nope i only fuck sex with females.

quote:Originally posted by Blaydes:

That just means your a gay in training! Hehe, just kidding

No man, it was just a joke . I saw it on South park, funny as hell.

Edit: And it's you're*

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quote:Originally posted by Latin1052:

nope i only fuck sex with females.

You're a nonsexual.

moving to S&A

quote:Originally posted by kman:

David Bowie isn't a metrosexual, he's androgenous.

Actually, it's asexual.

I'm pretty sure asexual means not attracted to either sex. So David Bowie is a bit androgenous (cant tell which sex he is) and definately bisexual coz he fancies both, and a bit metrosexual coz he's a guy thats not gay but acts it.

quote:Originally posted by joecaveman:

trisexual reffering to those who are not only attracted to both human genders, but are also attracted to inanimate objects... ie: having sex with furniture or pavemant etc...

i want to be one, but i simply wasn't born with it...

what about you?



.............PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCK P-P-P-PAVEMENT????????????????????????????

Ohhh, yesss.... Though really cinder bricks do it for me... *licks lips in the direction of a brick wall*

quote:Originally posted by hannahmanson666:

I'm pretty sure asexual means not attracted to either sex. So David Bowie is a bit androgenous (cant tell which sex he is) and definately bisexual coz he fancies both, and a bit metrosexual coz he's a guy thats not gay but acts it.

David Bowie's asexual because it reproduces with out the aid of a partner... via mitosis. Androgenous is having both sexual organs.

quote:Originally posted by SmarterThanYou:

I like having sex with furniture! www.furnitureporn.com (http://www.furnitureporn.com)

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OK. I need oxygen now.