Post your sexual inuendo here. Anything that can be construed into what sounds like, "I'd like to have sex with them." Be creative, have fun, just keep posting until you're bored of you're bum. I'll post my sexual inuendo phrases in a little while.

~Jaik

Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

I'd hit it!

I'd like to stock my merchandise on her rack.

I'd like to follow her Oregon Trail.

I'd like to stick my beef in her taco.

I got bored last night and the first two are a result of that boredom...

"I'd like to schtook THAT cheap piece of thong-wearing conformist fuckmeat!"

I thought (could be mistaken) that innuendo was saying something to a woman(or man) that implies something sexual, although it could be taken normally.

Like: "Hey...how you doing? :lookdown: Those are nice; big, colorful, I bet they would feel good.

She would think you are talking about her rack, and then you say you are talking about the flowers on her blouse.

Or for a woman:

I could really go for a big, hot, long weiner right now. Right down my throat...

[This message has been edited by TheDragon (edited 06-14-2004).]

Could be, I've always thought it was anything that could be interpreted as sexual, i.e. "So, is she, a goer? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Say no more, say no more."

if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

If you say this to a guy,no matter what the circumstances it gets him thinking

"I'm all wet" or such as a water fight "You got me all wet"

--Emily--

Inneuendo?

In your end-o!

BWAHAHAHA

To a waitress: how's your pie today?

In a fish resraurant: is your Snapper fresh today?

I'll have your cream pie.

Willy wonka and the chocolate factory.

Damn moonmeister you come up with the best stuff.

"I'd like to play with her X-Box" ~The Todd

"I'd shake more than his hand"

My husband once said to me - I'd like to spear you like a keg I think he meant it sexully ) well i hope so !

so your talking away blah blah, and all you want to do is jam her you drop a lil

you: so do you have any "insert your nationality here" in you ?

her: no

you: would you like some ?

and/or

thats a nice dress, but it would look alot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed

or

girl if i cold change the alphabet id put U and I together

of course these only work on the braindead sluts, which have been around the block so many times you put both hands in and clap without the slightest of problems.

quote:Originally posted by vanillalick:

Damn moonmeister you come up with the best stuff.

Thanks. May I lick the beater?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Thanks. May I lick the beater?



Why of course...

[This message has been edited by vanillalick (edited 06-14-2004).]

I'd like to stick my spark plug in her tailpipe.

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Hold out a screw in your hand and ask, "Wanna screw?"

Can I plug in your port?

they have ports in Mexico?

Did anyone get my joke?

It's a sexual innuendo thread, they are thread holders, in the shape of a falice!GENIOUS!

spicy

*Me walks past condoms in Boots, out of the corner of my eye I read "now easy on!"

*Me, "Hmmm. How hard was it before?"

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* Me laughed a lot.

Do you know the difference between sex and lunch?

No? Well why don't we go to my place and have some lunch.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

hahaha floyd rules

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

I thought (could be mistaken) that innuendo was saying something to a woman(or man) that implies something sexual, although it could be taken normally.



You can take it anyway you like chuck.

Well Infared I can imagine they would.

You see, if you view this map, you can clearly see most of Mexico is surrounded by water: Map (http://www.lonelyplanet.com/mapshells/north_america/mexico/mexico.htm)

Having ports in Mexico I'm sure would be to their economic advantage, though I can say they're not doing to well.

As far as my innuendo, it was a port in reference to computers