All right heres an aim convo i had with this girl ive liked for god almost a school year now. After like 6 months of trying i was finaly able to ask her to hang out with me, and the first night, we went to the beach. its been like 3 mounths since she said she just wanted to be friends. Last night that night got brought up, and heres the convo below...

me: it reminded me of the baech with u that one time

me: with a rising room over water and lotsa starts

me: hehe

her: lol i havent gotten there

her: ohh yah i can see that it really does look like that

her: that night was really fun

me: yeah

her: lol

me: i wish i would have like put my arm round u or somtin

her: lol

her: yah

her: i was like ok cody DO SOMETHING

me: i wanted to

me: but i couldnt idk

her: yah i know

her: you were to shy

me: yeah

me: i was such a loser

me: now its not that big of deal

me: brb

me: 1 seoncd

her: like seriously i was like arg!!!

me: cool

her: lol

me: at least u wante me to

me: i was afriad ud be like get off me

her: yah i admit i did

her: lol

her: nah i was even thinking like at 1 point that it would be a perfect time for you to like kiss me.... but noooo

her: you were to frikin pussy

me: arg

me: i know

her: lol

me: i reaaaly wanted to

me: but like

me: i had never kissed before

her: i know you did

me: so id have nooo idea wtf to do

her: yah same here but oh well

After hearing that i like just wanted to cry. I had the most perfect chance too, i cant express how romantic that night could have been there, on this beautifl beach, a cool brezze, a warm glowing fire, relaxing waves crashing ashore, darkest of nights, and here is this most wonderful of all girls in everyway, and she there alone with me, and god i just couldnt make a move, this was my first "date" i cant imagine how bad i fucked things up. I had the chance of my life with the girl of my dreams and i fucking blew it.

Shes like totaly over me now, and my only question is, is there anything i can do to make her love me?

~H

Cast a spell on her.

Diden't read it, but you're a pussy, and she will never love you.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Cast a spell on her.

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

Diden't read it, but you're a pussy, and she will never love you.

You insenstive bastards!

In all fairness to them though asking how to make someone love you is a fucking stupid thing to say. Theres no way that you can make someone love you. By all means it is possible to trick someone into loving you by pretending to be what they want and not what you are.

Why don't you just get to know her again, and if she doesn't fall in love with you yourself then she never will.

Be realistic mate. Good luck.

Tell her you still have feelings for her.

Tell her if she gives you one more chance, that this time you won't be a pussy.

Tell her you'll sweep her into your arms and be all romantic and crap.

Girls like to be pursued.

And romanticized.

Go for it!

You'll just regret it if you don't.

Hope is not lost, there is a chance for you guys.

If she had feelings for you then, she can have feelings for you now.

Don't let a chance for love pass you by.

Thanks good post Aunt Jemima

Unlike the rest of you 11 year old idiots, who open ur mouths w/o even reading.

I know we are still friends and shit and she still like to talk and hang out with me. I dont know if i wanna risk that. I tell her all the time how awsome and pretty she is, like i guess i could ask her to do somethin tomarow, and give her a rose and shit. I just dont want her to be like all creeped out or shit and then not even wanna hang sometimes.

~~H

Ahem, I thought I was being very fair, and I don't consider myself an idiot. You keep your head in the clouds boy, keep being a fucking pussy.

I feel sympathy for you none the less, I was scared to kiss a girl when I was 11.

EDIT: Ignore me, i'm not usually such a bastard, I've had a stressful evening.



[This message has been edited by Lewneedsrs (edited 06-13-2004).]

Buuuuddy, just her telling you that now opens a whole bunch of doors. Chances are she still has feelings for you otherwise she wouldnt of said any of that.

Ask her if she wants to go somewhere and be a pimp. If you act like a choir boy again you might just lose your chance.

Wasnt talking to you Lewneedsrs, or MrMojoRisin for that matter.

God your right, im really gonna try this time but im not gonna be really insane about it. Ill do my best and act how i feel and not worrie about consequences...

~H

quote:Originally posted by Halifax:

Wasnt talking to you Lewneedsrs

In that case I am sorry.

mother fucker its AIM! Take the chance and tell her how you feel, trust me i did it, since we're both kinda shy it takes a little while but it works out dont worry.

dude! she likes you! or feels SOMETHING! and you should be able to trust me to, as it is coming from a girl who's pulled this stuff before.

she looks back on that night fondly and wished you would have done something. so go do something else and ACTUALLY do it! it'd be cool! she'd love it.

no, sir, i don't think she's totally over you. now, go ask her on another date for god's sake!

good luck

God i hope so, thanks for replying, you have no idea how great it is to hear that...

~H

no problem!

If you love her, leave her. That is, cut off contact for a good, solid week or two; it will take willpower, but remember this: "If you love something, set it free. If it was yours, it will return to you". I think I'm mincing that quote, as I remember it sounding more meaningful, but that's the jist of it.

So let her go. She'll come to you if it's meant to be (Note that this doesn't mean she'll run up and say she loves you; it means she'll miss you and seek you out again). If not, I suggest you search your soul and learn to be confident in whatever you feel you're worth and whatever you feel you have to offer, to the world and to a woman, find security in it, value your friends highly and see them plenty, and move on, living day by day, but living for the future.

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 06-14-2004).]

Poor adive infared,

Anyway we have a date for sometime this week, help me think of something that will knock her socks off...I dont even know where to go.

~H

quote:Originally posted by Halifax:

Poor adive infared,

Anyway we have a date for sometime this week, help me think of something that will knock her socks off...I dont even know where to go.

~H



Who the fuck are you to tell me it's poor when you haven't even applied it, and I have, and fairly successfully? It isn't perfect advice, but what it IS is experiential.

You fucking idiot. For one, you can't MAKE a girl love you, and you're a hopeless loser if you try. Sorry, my little sophomoric ex-moderator friend: She ain't going to love you if she ain't going to love you. The point of my advice is to give you a little basis; to see if she'll miss you and if your absence will make the heart grow a little fonder; to give her some perspective, that being what it's like to have you gone. It might strike something in her she didn't know was there; it might not. And I wasn't saying to drop everything and cut her off, but to rearrange things so that you two will be apart for a little bit. That part was my fault for not mentioning.

If you want to knock her socks off and leave an impression, I suggest you grow a brain and learn how to accurately put forth a thought or convey an emotion. And learn how to spell and act like a fucking mature person, not an 11-year-old AOLer.

That, or just shoot yourself in front of her, because personally, I feel you're a hopeless, stupid, desperate little weak pussy who isn't worth anyone's time, especially hers.

There's your fucking advice, you ungrateful little prick bitch.

Calm down internet kid,

In this situation thats bad advice, theres no way in hell you could even know if what you said is good advice because i simply didnt give enough info of my situation in my post. An from our latest convo it seems i am doing somethin to make her love me, cuase we have a date now and she said she like me. To me it sounds like this may be slightly better in outcome than ignoring her.

Jackass,

~H

It's called "general advice". It's meant for people with a little intellect and adaptability to take and tailor to their situation, not to follow word for word. If you say it's bad for your situation, so be it, don't follow it, but don't sit here and fucking tell me it's "poor" just because it doesn't work for AOL teenies.

I was giving you too much credit: Not only do you lack the intellect to understand me, you also lack sense, and the strength of character to recognize honest and experiential advice; mine or anyone's. Since you have this all figured out, apparently, I'll let you be.

Bye, kiddie. Enjoy getting your heart broken.

-Infrared

You're not a pussy, you're worse: You're a fool.



[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 06-14-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Halifax:

help me think of something that will knock her socks off

~H

Rohypnol

Even flunitrazepam couldn't get him laid.

In light of the recent conjecture, I repost my advice in a language that Halifax might be able to comprehend:

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SO!!!1!!! LOL LAT HER GO!!1!!!! LOL SHEL COME 2 U IF ITS M3ANT 2 B (NOTE TAHT THIS DOASNT M3AN SHEL RUN UP AND SAY SHA LOVES U IT M3ANS SHAL MIS U AND SEK U OUT AGANE)!!!!1 OMG LOL IF NOT I SUGAST U SEARCH UR SU AND L3ARN 2 B CONFIEDNT IN WUT U FEL UR WORTH AND WUT U FEL U HAEV 2 OF3R 2 DA WORLD AND 2 A WOMAN FIND SECURITY IN IT VALU3 UR FREINDS HIGHLY AND SE TH3M PL3NTY AND MOV3 ON LIVNG DAY BY DAY BUT LIVNG FOR TEH FUTURE1!1!111 OMG

Puberty: Try it.

If only naloxone wasnt invented...

~H

...They would've used Naltrexone, stupid.

never live the way by thinking "it might - it would - it could". If it didn´t happen, so be it.

goddam it, don't listen to them. take her out on a date- a creative one... not just dinner and a movie. maybe the beach again. tell her how you (still) feel. practice on a pillow or something

quote:Originally posted by tink:

practice on a pillow or something

Just don't leave the stains on it, especially if you're trying to get her in your bed.

you can practice with me

^ oh dude that was fucking hilarious. i loved the pun.



what i'd do is bring up the aim conversation.

you could be like,

you: remember that night, we were talking on aim, and you said i should've kissed you?

her: yea

you: can i have my chance?

you: go to kiss her, then push her down and fuck the shit out of her.



thats the rough draft. and the last part is optional. if she plays with you, saying stuff like "maybe" or "most likely" play with her back.

When you're 13 and naieve and it's a crush which you stupidly interpret as "the one", yeah, sure, she'll be gagging for it because she'll be equally naieve, but if you're not pre-pubescant the whole "absence makes the heart grow stronger" thing might ring true. Try and avoid her, but make it look like pure coincidence, and she'll notice your absense and realise she still likes you.

EDIT: and don't ask for advice and then just say it's stupid, you ungreatful dick. Infrared's advice was good, and at least he was trying to be helpful even if it wasn't.

[This message has been edited by sp0rkius (edited 06-14-2004).]

I just told him it wasnt good advice in this situation, he is probly tweaking his ass off or something so he is easliy irritated, and turned it into a bitchy thread.

Im not in this to fuck her anyway, i have no need to practice with a pillow. I've kissed, fucked, licked, everything before. I think kissing is where she will want to leave this, and thats cool by me.

~H

quote:Originally posted by Halifax:

I just told him it wasnt good advice in this situation, he is probly tweaking his ass off or something so he is easliy irritated, and turned it into a bitchy thread.

Im not in this to fuck her anyway, i have no need to practice with a pillow. I've kissed, fucked, licked, everything before. I think kissing is where she will want to leave this, and thats cool by me.

~H

No, idiot. I regret to inform you that I was sober, and even sober, you remain an ungrateful prick.

And who said anything about fucking her? I never did. I was actually honestly trying to help, until you got all immature about it.

And by the way, I also regret to inform you that kissing/sucking/fucking by AIM window does not, in fact, count, and thus you haven't "done everything".

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 06-14-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

"If you love something, set it free. If it was yours, it will return to you". I think I'm mincing that quote, as I remember it sounding more meaningful, but that's the jist of it.]

Yeah that's the general idea, im also in love with a girl i have liked for about 2 years but for some reason i have continually never said anything about it, to anyone!

But now i really can't hold back much longer from telling her, i have given her away and if she comes back, i know it will be the right thing!...She has just split up with her B/F who she loved etc, but i just hope she wants me, not much i can do though, i've told her how i feel, it's up to her now!

Anyway, i think you should tell her, maybe she still likes you, you will never know unless you ask!

spicy

quote:Originally posted by Halifax:

I just told him it wasnt good advice in this situation, he is probly tweaking his ass off or something so he is easliy irritated, and turned it into a bitchy thread.

Im not in this to fuck her anyway, i have no need to practice with a pillow. I've kissed, fucked, licked, everything before. I think kissing is where she will want to leave this, and thats cool by me.

~H

Dude, I've fucked my pillow...but kissing and licking it?! That's low.

Your stupid posts make me want to flame you, but I'm not going to do that directly.

Let's just look at the facts:

1. It took you 6 months before you plucked up the courage to ask out the girl you liked out.

2. Despite liking her, you pussied out on your 'date' and failed to show her how you were really feeling.

3. You subsequently discover that she actually liked you at the time, and cursed yourself.

Note: At this point, it's just at 'nervous kid' level but it's the next part which really pushes you into the fucking stratosphere of idiocy.

4. You come onto an online forum and ask for advice on 'how to make her love' you.

5. You manage to flame the first three people who respond to your thread.

6. You then have the nerve to flame Infrared, whose advice, for your information, was very good.

7. You go on to make inferences to his drug use as a cause for his bitchiness, when it's you who started the fight with him in the first place.

These are all indisputable, correct?

You should be proud, you were sufficiently stupid to allow people to insult you by just stating the facts.

Eh, i never said im a pro with the girls, and i regret fucking up that time as well.

I followed the advice of tick over infared and now i have a date with her. I could care less what all you think, if you wanna flame me over this thread i could give a shit, i got out what i wanted from it.

~H

All you wanted was a date?

What's all this "make her love me" schlock?

Stupid kid.

All i need is a date, from then on i can do what need to be done.

~H

Cutting out the (deserved) nastiness for a moment: I suggest you don't change yourself, and you prepare yourself both for it to go bad, and for it to go good. Learn to wing it, and get the fuck over it if it does go FUBAR.

I feel you're a rude, ungrateful piece of shit, but I still wish you good luck.

Thanks, i never intended to flame you that first time. I was just saying that in this case it isnt best, cuase as of now shes a good friend not just a girl i like, so ignoring her would be weird.

~H

Halifax, good luck. I feel for you, I really do, I mean you've actually taken the initiative and taken action on the posts in this thread. Many people post advice and have it ignored completely. In this case you at least picked one piece of advice from the thread and used it. Inevitably you can't do everything suggested.

I feel that it's good that you pissed off some people because then they became more honest, albeit when insulting you, when they usually would have held it back. Hopefully that shocked you into doing something. Don't fuck up again