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Old 2004-06-13, 07:40
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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Default Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)

Although tonight was strange and creepy because I saw a part of myself that I didn't know was there, it was also pretty cool. Me and this guy got high then turned on some Pink Floyd. It was really cool. It's a really cool like sexy situation. I guess I'm just confirming here what Infrared once said about Pink Floyd and masturbation going well together. It also works with not masturbation
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Old 2004-06-13, 07:43
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I've never listened to Pink Floyd. I'll have to hunt down some of the vinals from my local shop
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Old 2004-06-13, 08:26
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



I've never listened to Pink Floyd. I'll have to hunt down some of the vinals from my local shop



Oh...my....god.

Do you live under a rock?
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Old 2004-06-13, 08:35
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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^^^...Or on the * Dark Side of the Moon *?
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Old 2004-06-13, 09:04
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That's what he gets for thinking he didn't need no education.
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Old 2004-06-13, 09:56
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Glitter (some woman in this desert land), Would ya like to watch TV, or get between the sheets?

Hey, why are you running away? I need you, babe...To put through the shredder in front of my friend, ohhhh BABE! Don't leave me now. How could ya go? I need you, babe..To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night, oh BABE! You fucked-up old hag! Hahaaaa, charade you are!!

Don't leave me now...

Glitter's flown across the ocean, leaving just a mem-o-ry...

/me tries to call Glitter

When I try to get through, on the telephone to you...there's still nobody home. All in all you were just a brick in the wall.

/me calls her again...But my gut tells me she won't pick up

And that is how I know...

OOOOOOOOOH, babe! When I pick up the phone...There'll be nobody home. What shall...we use...to fill....the empty...spaces...where...we used..to ta-alk..

/me gets sued by Glitter for harassment, has to go to court

Good morning, the worm, your honor!

Glitter: You little shit, you're in it now!

Me: You should've talked to me more often than ya did, but NO!

Glitter: >pissed about all the calls< If I had my way, I could've FLAILED him into shape! But my hands were chained; the bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder! Let me hammer him today!

Me, hurt:....You radiate cold shafts of broken glass...What has become of you?

Glitter: He don't look right to me; get him up against the wall!

Judge: The evidence before the court is in-con-tro-vert-i-ble, there's no need for the jury to retire! In all my years of judging I have never heard before of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law! I sentence you to be ex-POSED before your peers!

/judge forces me to strip naked and march to the jail cell in the back

/me tears down the wall and escapes somehow

The ones who really love me...are outside the wall. Remember how she said that we would meet again, some sunny day?

/me finds Glitter's house and breaks in, surprising her...Still naked. Oops. Waiting, to put on a black shirt...

Glitter, on phone to cops: The lunatic is on the grass!

Me: I'm all that you love, all that you hate, all that you say, all you feel!

Glitter, staring at my package: ...Mother! Did it need to be so high?

/My "head", ahem, explodes with dark forebodings, too

Me: Oooh, babe, set me free!

/Glitter walks to bed and lays down

Glitter: Wish you were here!

/me and Glitter crank up Dark Side of the Moon and do very, very, very, very nasty things for hours upon end

Glitter, struggling for breath: There is time to kill today.../she jumps on me again

Me: Any colour you like...

And so, everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the mooooooo-ooon!

-Infrared, obsessive 'Floyd fan since infancy

(Seriously. My father would play The Wall for me when I was in the crib)
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Old 2004-06-13, 10:26
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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And look at you...you've grown up a hardened cribbenal.
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Old 2004-06-13, 10:32
Infrared Infrared is offline
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...They call it riding the gravy traiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
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Old 2004-06-13, 19:20
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that..

was genius.
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Old 2004-06-14, 03:44
Cloaked Dagger Cloaked Dagger is offline
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Funny I read this while listening to "The Great Gig in The Sky"
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Old 2004-06-14, 04:35
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quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Glitter (some woman in this desert land), Would ya like to watch TV, or get between the sheets?

Hey, why are you running away? I need you, babe...To put through the shredder in front of my friend, ohhhh BABE! Don't leave me now. How could ya go? I need you, babe..To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night, oh BABE! You fucked-up old hag! Hahaaaa, charade you are!!

Don't leave me now...

Glitter's flown across the ocean, leaving just a mem-o-ry...

/me tries to call Glitter

When I try to get through, on the telephone to you...there's still nobody home. All in all you were just a brick in the wall.

/me calls her again...But my gut tells me she won't pick up

And that is how I know...

OOOOOOOOOH, babe! When I pick up the phone...There'll be nobody home. What shall...we use...to fill....the empty...spaces...where...we used..to ta-alk..

/me gets sued by Glitter for harassment, has to go to court

Good morning, the worm, your honor!

Glitter: You little shit, you're in it now!

Me: You should've talked to me more often than ya did, but NO!

Glitter: >pissed about all the calls< If I had my way, I could've FLAILED him into shape! But my hands were chained; the bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder! Let me hammer him today!

Me, hurt:....You radiate cold shafts of broken glass...What has become of you?

Glitter: He don't look right to me; get him up against the wall!

Judge: The evidence before the court is in-con-tro-vert-i-ble, there's no need for the jury to retire! In all my years of judging I have never heard before of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law! I sentence you to be ex-POSED before your peers!

/judge forces me to strip naked and march to the jail cell in the back

/me tears down the wall and escapes somehow

The ones who really love me...are outside the wall. Remember how she said that we would meet again, some sunny day?

/me finds Glitter's house and breaks in, surprising her...Still naked. Oops. Waiting, to put on a black shirt...

Glitter, on phone to cops: The lunatic is on the grass!

Me: I'm all that you love, all that you hate, all that you say, all you feel!

Glitter, staring at my package: ...Mother! Did it need to be so high?

/My "head", ahem, explodes with dark forebodings, too

Me: Oooh, babe, set me free!

/Glitter walks to bed and lays down

Glitter: Wish you were here!

/me and Glitter crank up Dark Side of the Moon and do very, very, very, very nasty things for hours upon end

Glitter, struggling for breath: There is time to kill today.../she jumps on me again

Me: Any colour you like...

And so, everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the mooooooo-ooon!

-Infrared, obsessive 'Floyd fan since infancy

(Seriously. My father would play The Wall for me when I was in the crib)



that was great
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Old 2004-06-14, 04:41
Viking82 Viking82 is offline
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Pink Floyd blows...Guns And Roses.
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Old 2004-06-14, 05:19
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quote:Originally posted by Viking82:

Pink Floyd blows...Guns And Roses.

Invalid.

I don't really see how Pink Floyd could be great love making music though. It's all real thought provoking stuff, and usually pretty damn dark.

If I was alone I would cry

and if I was with you I'd be home....and dry

and if I go insane....

would you still let me join in on the game?
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Old 2004-06-14, 05:52
Infrared Infrared is offline
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quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

[B]

It's all real thought provoking stuff, and usually pretty damn dark.

B]



Precisely.
 
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