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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-06-13, 07:40
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GlitterPunk112358 
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Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
Although tonight was strange and creepy because I saw a part of myself that I didn't know was there, it was also pretty cool. Me and this guy got high then turned on some Pink Floyd. It was really cool. It's a really cool like sexy situation. I guess I'm just confirming here what Infrared once said about Pink Floyd and masturbation going well together. It also works with not masturbation
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#2
 2004-06-13, 07:43
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CatharticWeek 
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
I've never listened to Pink Floyd. I'll have to hunt down some of the vinals from my local shop
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#3
 2004-06-13, 08:26
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thegoat 
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:
I've never listened to Pink Floyd. I'll have to hunt down some of the vinals from my local shop
Oh...my....god.
Do you live under a rock?
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#4
 2004-06-13, 08:35
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moonmeister 
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
^^^...Or on the * Dark Side of the Moon *?
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#5
 2004-06-13, 09:04
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Kazz 
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
That's what he gets for thinking he didn't need no education.
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#6
 2004-06-13, 09:56
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Infrared 
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
Glitter (some woman in this desert land), Would ya like to watch TV, or get between the sheets?
Hey, why are you running away? I need you, babe...To put through the shredder in front of my friend, ohhhh BABE! Don't leave me now. How could ya go? I need you, babe..To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night, oh BABE! You fucked-up old hag! Hahaaaa, charade you are!!
Don't leave me now...
Glitter's flown across the ocean, leaving just a mem-o-ry...
/me tries to call Glitter
When I try to get through, on the telephone to you...there's still nobody home. All in all you were just a brick in the wall.
/me calls her again...But my gut tells me she won't pick up
And that is how I know...
OOOOOOOOOH, babe! When I pick up the phone...There'll be nobody home. What shall...we use...to fill....the empty...spaces...where...we used..to ta-alk..
/me gets sued by Glitter for harassment, has to go to court
Good morning, the worm, your honor!
Glitter: You little shit, you're in it now!
Me: You should've talked to me more often than ya did, but NO!
Glitter: >pissed about all the calls< If I had my way, I could've FLAILED him into shape! But my hands were chained; the bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder! Let me hammer him today!
Me, hurt:....You radiate cold shafts of broken glass...What has become of you?
Glitter: He don't look right to me; get him up against the wall!
Judge: The evidence before the court is in-con-tro-vert-i-ble, there's no need for the jury to retire! In all my years of judging I have never heard before of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law! I sentence you to be ex-POSED before your peers!
/judge forces me to strip naked and march to the jail cell in the back
/me tears down the wall and escapes somehow
The ones who really love me...are outside the wall. Remember how she said that we would meet again, some sunny day?
/me finds Glitter's house and breaks in, surprising her...Still naked. Oops. Waiting, to put on a black shirt...
Glitter, on phone to cops: The lunatic is on the grass!
Me: I'm all that you love, all that you hate, all that you say, all you feel!
Glitter, staring at my package: ...Mother! Did it need to be so high?
/My "head", ahem, explodes with dark forebodings, too
Me: Oooh, babe, set me free!
/Glitter walks to bed and lays down
Glitter: Wish you were here!
/me and Glitter crank up Dark Side of the Moon and do very, very, very, very nasty things for hours upon end
Glitter, struggling for breath: There is time to kill today.../she jumps on me again
Me: Any colour you like...
And so, everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the mooooooo-ooon!
-Infrared, obsessive 'Floyd fan since infancy
(Seriously. My father would play The Wall for me when I was in the crib)
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#7
 2004-06-13, 10:26
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moonmeister 
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
And look at you...you've grown up a hardened cribbenal.
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#8
 2004-06-13, 10:32
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Infrared 
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
...They call it riding the gravy traiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
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#9
 2004-06-13, 19:20
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
that..
was genius.
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#10
 2004-06-14, 03:44
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
Funny I read this while listening to "The Great Gig in The Sky"
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#11
 2004-06-14, 04:35
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Blurry 
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
quote:Originally posted by Infrared:
Glitter (some woman in this desert land), Would ya like to watch TV, or get between the sheets?
Hey, why are you running away? I need you, babe...To put through the shredder in front of my friend, ohhhh BABE! Don't leave me now. How could ya go? I need you, babe..To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night, oh BABE! You fucked-up old hag! Hahaaaa, charade you are!!
Don't leave me now...
Glitter's flown across the ocean, leaving just a mem-o-ry...
/me tries to call Glitter
When I try to get through, on the telephone to you...there's still nobody home. All in all you were just a brick in the wall.
/me calls her again...But my gut tells me she won't pick up
And that is how I know...
OOOOOOOOOH, babe! When I pick up the phone...There'll be nobody home. What shall...we use...to fill....the empty...spaces...where...we used..to ta-alk..
/me gets sued by Glitter for harassment, has to go to court
Good morning, the worm, your honor!
Glitter: You little shit, you're in it now!
Me: You should've talked to me more often than ya did, but NO!
Glitter: >pissed about all the calls< If I had my way, I could've FLAILED him into shape! But my hands were chained; the bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder! Let me hammer him today!
Me, hurt:....You radiate cold shafts of broken glass...What has become of you?
Glitter: He don't look right to me; get him up against the wall!
Judge: The evidence before the court is in-con-tro-vert-i-ble, there's no need for the jury to retire! In all my years of judging I have never heard before of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law! I sentence you to be ex-POSED before your peers!
/judge forces me to strip naked and march to the jail cell in the back
/me tears down the wall and escapes somehow
The ones who really love me...are outside the wall. Remember how she said that we would meet again, some sunny day?
/me finds Glitter's house and breaks in, surprising her...Still naked. Oops. Waiting, to put on a black shirt...
Glitter, on phone to cops: The lunatic is on the grass!
Me: I'm all that you love, all that you hate, all that you say, all you feel!
Glitter, staring at my package: ...Mother! Did it need to be so high?
/My "head", ahem, explodes with dark forebodings, too
Me: Oooh, babe, set me free!
/Glitter walks to bed and lays down
Glitter: Wish you were here!
/me and Glitter crank up Dark Side of the Moon and do very, very, very, very nasty things for hours upon end
Glitter, struggling for breath: There is time to kill today.../she jumps on me again
Me: Any colour you like...
And so, everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the mooooooo-ooon!
-Infrared, obsessive 'Floyd fan since infancy
(Seriously. My father would play The Wall for me when I was in the crib)
that was great
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#12
 2004-06-14, 04:41
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Viking82 
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
Pink Floyd blows...Guns And Roses.
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#13
 2004-06-14, 05:19
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
quote:Originally posted by Viking82:
Pink Floyd blows...Guns And Roses.
Invalid.
I don't really see how Pink Floyd could be great love making music though. It's all real thought provoking stuff, and usually pretty damn dark.
If I was alone I would cry
and if I was with you I'd be home....and dry
and if I go insane....
would you still let me join in on the game?
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#14
 2004-06-14, 05:52
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Infrared 
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Re: Pink Floyd (as pertaining to sex)
quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:
[B]
It's all real thought provoking stuff, and usually pretty damn dark.
B]
Precisely.
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