theres this lady that lives down the street from me and she is so hot shes like 39 and married with 3 kids that are 7 12 and 14 there all girls she is hella rich but I'm hella attracted to her how do I try to get her to fuck me or make out with me or something. Or have I been watching american pie to much???

quote:Originally posted by Klez:

have I been watching american pie to much???

Yes.

quote:Originally posted by Santino Corleone:

Yes.

LOL

I have a 21 year old cousin with a 30 year old girlfriend.

Oh, and original poster, are you the person who she's married to? Also, are you anywhere close to her age? If no is your answer to both questions, then ewwwwwwwwwww can logically be concluded.

quote:Originally posted by Santino Corleone:

Yes.

quote:Originally posted by Klez:

hella rich but I'm hella attracted to her how do I try to get her to fuck me or make out with me or something.

one tip:

dont say hella

Yeah...American Pie seems to be your misleader!

Although I am 19 and the eldest chick I've ever done anything with was 45!

Basically mate...Unless you know her personally and are both drunk out of your minds, you have a snowball's chance in Hell of doing anything with her!

Ahhhh, come on now people, he's got a chance. It may be slim, but there's always a chance. Now it may be like .000000009%, but it's still a chance.

There was this one time at band camp.....

Actually i was in the military, i was 18, she was a stripper at one of clubs i visited often enough, at 39 and after 4 kids she still looked damn good. So I had me a bit of an older woman relationship, it didn't last, but it was still fun while it lasted.

your fucking hella stupid u nigger

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Basically mate...Unless you know her personally and are both drunk out of your minds, you have a snowball's chance in Hell of doing anything with her!

Haven't you ever heard of GHB?

been there done that... as you all remember... it ended and we have a child together she was 35 i was 19