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 #1 
Old 2004-06-13, 00:34
miranda sex garden miranda sex garden is offline
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ok i'm 19 and i met this 41 year old (really hot, 5'1'', blonde, petite, 115 lb)...only problem is that she's married to this yerk....we want to have sex but don't know where. I live with my parents, I cant go to her house, and she's not so interested in car sex. Can anyone give us ideas of places to fuck. We live in a populated city and both of us have cars.

I guess i'm looking for specific places some of u have had good experiences in. For example i'm thinking of department store dressing rooms, but she likes to lay down....please help!!!!!...thanks
 #2 
Old 2004-06-13, 00:38
SwordChucks SwordChucks is offline
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take her out to the woods, lay down a blanket

wait until ur parents are out of town fuck at ur place

kill her husband (lol jk)

fuck her at a freinds party, or if you prefer to be alone, sneak into a freinds house late at night.he'llbe cool with it, i promise(if hes really a freinds, some of the assholes out there)

go to where she works and fuck her brains out in her office.
 #3 
Old 2004-06-13, 00:46
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Body armour is expensive.

But fuck her whenever you get the chance. Truck stops have these little bathrooms with a shower..
 #4 
Old 2004-06-13, 01:11
miranda sex garden miranda sex garden is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SwordChucks:

take her out to the woods, lay down a blanket

wait until ur parents are out of town fuck at ur place

kill her husband (lol jk)

fuck her at a freinds party, or if you prefer to be alone, sneak into a freinds house late at night.he'llbe cool with it, i promise(if hes really a freinds, some of the assholes out there)

go to where she works and fuck her brains out in her office.

well theres not any woods around here...my dad is always out of town but mom stays .....and well honestly i dont have friends....i seem to just get a long with older people and people online...but anyhow...thanks a lot for ur help!!!!!
 #5 
Old 2004-06-13, 01:23
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HAve u ever heard the term Cheap Hotel? but only do it if shes one crazy hot milf. cuz that kinda shit can get you arested
 #6 
Old 2004-06-13, 01:26
beatmeofficer beatmeofficer is offline
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Motel No Tell
 #7 
Old 2004-06-13, 01:35
polonius polonius is offline
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When your dads away bring her back to your place and get a little 3 way action going on.
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Old 2004-06-13, 01:58
intern_7 intern_7 is offline
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What about at her house ? Surely there are sometimes when she's there alone?
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Old 2004-06-13, 02:06
miranda sex garden miranda sex garden is offline
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quote:Originally posted by intern_7:

What about at her house ? Surely there are sometimes when she's there alone?

she doesnt want neighbors seeing young men walking in...same with her job place...but thanks!
 #10 
Old 2004-06-13, 02:17
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Hmmmmm well you gotta remember her being older she's going to expect a decent place to have sex - or at least if it's not so comfortable it had better be fun and exciting - think you better save ya pennies and do as above suggested and go to a hotel .
 #11 
Old 2004-06-13, 06:28
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Duh man, just get a motel room for the night. She's legal, she can rent a room, so save up, and go fuck.
 #12 
Old 2004-06-13, 09:58
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You're 19 & can't work out where to fuck her? If she knew that you came here to ask she'll probably dump you...
 #13 
Old 2004-06-13, 10:26
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Do as your told and rent a room!

If not theres always; disabled toilets, someones summerhouse, ask her neighbours to borrow something really obscure and when they don't have it make sure they think you're going to ask her.
 #14 
Old 2004-06-13, 10:41
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your lack of morality sickens me.
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Old 2004-06-13, 10:49
Cornpuff Mgruff Cornpuff Mgruff is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SwordChucks:

take her out to the woods, lay down a blanket

wait until ur parents are out of town fuck at ur place

kill her husband (lol jk)

fuck her at a freinds party, or if you prefer to be alone, sneak into a freinds house late at night.he'llbe cool with it, i promise(if hes really a freinds, some of the assholes out there)

go to where she works and fuck her brains out in her office.

you forgot to put a space between he'll and be.
 #16 
Old 2004-06-13, 16:37
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God what was that movie where he fucks the cheerleader accidentally right in front of the school PA system so that everyone hears her making doggy noises Ha Ha Ha!

She'll prefer a nice hotel.

She'd probably love a friend's pary, all those "young" men running about, the anonymity etc.
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Old 2004-06-13, 16:47
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quote:Originally posted by TrueJackass:

HAve u ever heard the term Cheap Hotel? but only do it if shes one crazy hot milf. cuz that kinda shit can get you arested

He's 19; it's all legal.
 #18 
Old 2004-06-13, 16:52
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yeah hotel/motel is the best idea...shit is that i'm always a bit short of cash and 40 bucks(for hotel) isn't worth it for one night of fucking......anyone know how much motels are??
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Old 2004-06-13, 17:12
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quote:Originally posted by miranda sex garden:

40 bucks(for hotel) isn't worth it for one night of fucking

i held myself back

giving him the benefit of the doubt

but as soon as he said that i knew it was all bullshit
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Old 2004-06-13, 17:30
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quote:Originally posted by kaos_ill:

i held myself back

giving him the benefit of the doubt

but as soon as he said that i knew it was all bullshit

my thoughts exactly.
 #21 
Old 2004-06-13, 17:51
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quote:Originally posted by kaos_ill:

i held myself back

giving him the benefit of the doubt

but as soon as he said that i knew it was all bullshit

and why is that????...please explain
 #22 
Old 2004-06-13, 18:09
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fuck it...i'll just say the details....i didn't meet her in public(didnt say i did anyway)...i met her online at adultfirendsfinders...which is a sex personals website.....i know i'm 19, but i'm shy as fuck, look 15, and dont like people my age so i dont get to have sex much...and thats why i sound like a 14 year old with these questions and dont know shit about motels/hotels.....shit i didn't even loose my virginity till two months ago.....

she's 41 and we been chatting for about a week...we both just joined the site and have spoken a couple times on the phone about meeting since she cant use the computer often(belongs to her husband). I seen her pics and she's damn hot, but i dont know if its just because of my fetish for older woman...i would say just an average fit, firm looking 41 year old.....

i hinted to her a suggestion about her going in through my window while playing my cd player loudly so my parent cant hear us...but i'm afraid at this point to ask her that straightly until farther down our sexual relationship since i dont wanna scare her off if she dislikes the idea.....

until then...i need help in a place to fuck her...since i don't know the next time my parent will be out....shes on her period right now but ends it around fri and we plan on meeting this weekend....i'll keep u all posted
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Old 2004-06-13, 18:22
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quote:Originally posted by miranda sex garden:

firm looking 41 year old.....

i hinted to her a suggestion about her going in through my window while playing my cd player loudly so my parent cant hear us...but i'm afraid at this point to ask her that straightly until farther down our sexual relationship since i dont wanna scare her off if she dislikes the idea.....



Yer joking... right?

One tip: Don't ask her that. Ever.
 #24 
Old 2004-06-13, 19:58
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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There's no magic perfect (or even adequate) answer here. You know your immediate locale better than anyone here, so if nothing comes to mind for you, no one else can help you.

In my area there are (or used to be, it's been a long time since I had to have clandestine sex) establishments that rent private jacuzzi rooms by the half-hour.

The library in my area has a lot of little rooms no one ever goes into. But this is a public place with the concomitant risks.

Check Expedia for local hotel rates. Sometimes there are some good bargains. If you live in a metropolitan area, weekends will have the best deals in the city and the suburbs will be cheaper during the week. Motel 6 and Super 8 rarely have the best rates. Travelodges and Holiday Inns often have super discounts if occupancy is low.

Honestly, she should be willing to pay. I'm all for slightly sordid sexual adventures but this one sounds like it's more trouble than it's worth.
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Old 2004-06-13, 20:08
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lmao have you ever met her in person?? and post pics plz ;p (her not you)
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Old 2004-06-13, 20:11
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quote:Originally posted by miranda sex garden:

fuck it...i'll just say the details....i didn't meet her in public(didnt say i did anyway)...i met her online at adultfirendsfinders...which is a sex personals website.....i know i'm 19, but i'm shy as fuck, look 15, and dont like people my age so i dont get to have sex much...and thats why i sound like a 14 year old with these questions and dont know shit about motels/hotels.....shit i didn't even loose my virginity till two months ago.....

she's 41 and we been chatting for about a week...we both just joined the site and have spoken a couple times on the phone about meeting since she cant use the computer often(belongs to her husband). I seen her pics and she's damn hot, but i dont know if its just because of my fetish for older woman...i would say just an average fit, firm looking 41 year old.....

i hinted to her a suggestion about her going in through my window while playing my cd player loudly so my parent cant hear us...but i'm afraid at this point to ask her that straightly until farther down our sexual relationship since i dont wanna scare her off if she dislikes the idea.....

until then...i need help in a place to fuck her...since i don't know the next time my parent will be out....shes on her period right now but ends it around fri and we plan on meeting this weekend....i'll keep u all posted

a 41 year old extremely hot female wants to have sex with a 19 year old guy, that looks 15, and still lives with his parents? Heres a few possibilites:

Shes not extremely hot

Shes not a female

Her husband has an extremely small dick

She likes immature kids

Shes not extremely hot

Shes not a female

if shes "damn hot" im sure she can find a guy with his own place, a guy that can support himself (as well as her), a guy that doesnt look 15 (has she seen you yet), and more importantly a guy that knows a little more about sex than you do.

why dont you post a pic of her and we'll be the judge of how hot she is.
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Old 2004-06-13, 20:30
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Jesus man, I'm 15 and I have TONS of ideas for places to fuck hot 41 year old women.
 #28 
Old 2004-06-13, 21:53
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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

...if shes "damn hot" im sure she can find a guy with his own place, a guy that can support himself (as well as her), a guy that doesnt look 15 (has she seen you yet), and more importantly a guy that knows a little more about sex than you do.



This may or may not be true, keeping in mind your tendency to conform with only that which is popularly-approved and middle-of-the-road. Once again, you've gone off-topic to interject an irrelevant opinion (who cares if she's hot or not?). Thus I shall respond in like.

The world's a big place, with an infinite number of possible "types" of people.

I'm not saying this is necessarily a "good" thing, but there are "mature" women who would prefer a fuck (yes, just a fuck) with a young guy who is completely inappropriate for anything but a fuck.

A guy with his own apartment, who's also "hot", independent, financially secure and such might be a tempting real-life alternative to a husband who doesn't fulfill her. This leads to complications, and when you've lived long enough, you have to pick and choose your complications.



[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 06-13-2004).]
 #29 
Old 2004-06-13, 22:37
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On the desk in the room where her hubby works!



Dude, you gotta look.

Try the dressing room at the kids GAP for all I care.
 #30 
Old 2004-06-13, 22:41
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Go to a motel 6, and post us some pics
 #31 
Old 2004-06-14, 04:34
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At my house but you have to let me fuck her to.
 #32 
Old 2004-06-14, 04:37
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omg i didn't even notice he said he met her online



quote:Originally posted by miranda sex garden:

and why is that????...please explain



if you can't put 2 and 2 together from what i said you're to retarded to deserve an answer

but i change my mind if it's someone you met online you're not making it up she's just a fat ugly bitch
 #33 
Old 2004-06-14, 07:01
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quote:Originally posted by miranda sex garden:

ok i'm 19 and i met this 41 year old (really hot, 5'1'', blonde, petite, 115 lb)...only problem is that she's married to this yerk....we want to have sex but don't know where. I live with my parents, I cant go to her house, and she's not so interested in car sex. Can anyone give us ideas of places to fuck. We live in a populated city and both of us have cars.

I guess i'm looking for specific places some of u have had good experiences in. For example i'm thinking of department store dressing rooms, but she likes to lay down....please help!!!!!...thanks

i would anywhere shes comfortable and you wont get aressted you can go to a hotel for a weekend
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Old 2004-06-14, 10:39
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You've got no friends who dont live with their parents?

Tell her u need to get a motel room & she might come up with the money...
 
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